My wires are
off.Just a little bit, not so much as you might notice if you weren't paying too much attention.
It's like talking through a cell phone instead of in person. The signal isn't crisp. Things get
lost.And you don't want to bother other people with your bad connection,
so you just fill in the blanks as best you can.
Smile and nod
like a foreigner in your own country.
This needs more, but I accidentally the post button instead of preview. Oh well.