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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2012, 12:58:59 AM

Title: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/index.php

Ever since the accidental discovery of Poopreport, the universal reaction of pretty much everyone to its existence is summed up pretty well by a combination of  :aaa: and :?

There's nothing especially horrifying about it. It's just... a genre of its own. Entirely its own. To a confusing degree.

This thread is dedicated to discussion of this forum, if anyone can bring themselves past the  :? point to actually formulate discussion, and also a repository for posts that belong here but accidentally end up in other threads.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 07, 2012, 01:06:45 AM
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Don Coyote on March 07, 2012, 02:17:46 AM
I love you Nigel.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 07, 2012, 02:30:10 AM
They had a thread about Santorum being an ideological nutcase. Just like normal people. In the poop forum.



...



Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 07, 2012, 03:31:41 AM
I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 07, 2012, 03:32:15 AM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 07, 2012, 03:31:41 AM
I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...

DON'T YOU START WITH THAT
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on March 07, 2012, 03:46:06 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 07, 2012, 03:32:15 AM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 07, 2012, 03:31:41 AM
I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...

DON'T YOU START WITH THAT

I found the Forum...moving.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 07, 2012, 04:54:28 AM
Hey, lets ruin an amusing thread with stupid puns!
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on March 07, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 07, 2012, 04:54:28 AM
Hey, lets ruin an amusing thread with stupid puns!

It's a fair cop.  :oops:
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 07, 2012, 05:46:07 AM
safari?
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2012, 06:35:18 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on March 07, 2012, 05:46:07 AM
safari?

I... I don't know... the poop forum kind of scares me a little.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: navkat on March 07, 2012, 12:22:55 PM
There's a special kind of horrormirth that accompanies the reality of poop discussion that sort of transcends the rule thirty four/fetish concept. I mean, at least with scat, you get your fecal on, cum (or shit. Whatever), wipe the recycled pintos n cheese off your face n titties and get on with normal life. These people have incorporated shit into "normal life." I mean, for one, that suggests some otherworldly level of comfort and acceptance of mental illness: preoccupation with one's do-do just reeks of some sort of psychological pathology. And number two, there's an absurd irony in the fact that we, as a race, have created all of this advanced technology, perfected and then assimilated it completely into the populous, made enormous advances in physics and the sciences and advanced ourselves to a state where not only is there a computer in every home, they're all online and people actually know how to use them--so that we can revert back to the mental state of early primates, talking about doodie ca-ca.

No wonder our status as a first-world nation is wiping up the rear.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: LMNO on March 07, 2012, 01:13:33 PM
I propose that Howl, Richter, Suu, and Cram gather up their epic tales of vindaloo, cheese soup, and oranges, and really make a grand entrance.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 07, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
Seems to me that the Poopreport forums are exactly what Facebook was supposed to be.
Title: Re: Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2012, 03:32:06 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 07, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
Seems to me that the Poopreport forums are exactly what Facebook was supposed to be.

It is also possible that they are in some way vastly more sophisticated than the general population.

Or something.