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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Elder Iptuous on March 08, 2012, 06:25:56 AM

Title: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 08, 2012, 06:25:56 AM
OK, so you may remember Boston Dynamics from such hits as "Big Dog: Pack-mule of the Apocalypse" able to walk around carrying soldiers' tools of death, able to deftly deal with uneven terrain, external disturbances, and slick surfaces.

You may also remember "PETMan: Soon to feature Arnold's voice" which is supposedly a humanoid robot designed to act as a quality control device for hazmat suits, but is so over engineered for that purpose that it can walk, carry shit, do pushups, kneel down in that "i'm going to take a nice steady shot at you" pose, and actually looks like a goddamned terminator.

Now, they just broke the legged robot speed record with "Cheetah: you can't run fast enough".
it runs 18mph.
(http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/cheetah-record.png)
18MPH
(it's running to the left in that image, incidentally)
Jesus that's fast.

here's video of it chasing a terrorist sympathizer down your neighborhood street.
http://youtu.be/d2D71CveQwo

as further robotic tools of our bostonian overlords come out, i'll stick them in this thread.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 08, 2012, 06:33:41 AM
The reason why John Connor was never able to find Skynet is that he was on the wrong side of the continent.

I'm pretty sure it's located in the Prudential building, maybe the John Hancock building now.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: LMNO on March 08, 2012, 01:24:23 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny the accusation.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 08, 2012, 01:57:11 PM
This is why we need the robot orphanage. Grovelling is our only hope.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 08, 2012, 01:59:35 PM
Wow, that looks just like some of the drones in Gibson's world that were sent out to take down enemies of the state or more often some corporation.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Triple Zero on March 08, 2012, 10:23:16 PM
I had to think of the "rocket thing" in Snow Crash :) Even though it doesn't look like that, cause it's a bionic dog rocket without legs afaik.

Anyway

YIKES
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 06:31:24 PM
So DARPA has a new challenge that will be starting soon...
the Robotics Challenge!

from the FedBizOps site, the description is
QuoteThe primary goal of the DARPA Robotics Challenge program is to develop ground robotic capabilities to execute complex tasks in dangerous, degraded, human-engineered environments. The program will focus on robots that can utilize available human tools, ranging from hand tools to vehicles. The program aims to advance the key robotic technologies of supervised autonomy, mounted mobility, dismounted mobility, dexterity, strength, and platform endurance. Supervised autonomy will be developed to allow robot control by non-expert operators, to lower operator workload, and to allow effective operation despite low fidelity (low bandwidth, high latency, intermittent) communications.

it is being put forward as a contest for disaster recovery capability. tasks planned for the challenge:
1. Drive a utility vehicle at the site
2. Travel dismounted across rubble
3. Remove debris blocking an entryway
4. Open a door and enter a building
5. Climb an industrial ladder and traverse an industrial walkway
6. Use a tool to break through a concrete panel
7. Locate and close a valve near a leaking pipe
8. Replace a component such as a cooling pump
9. Kill all humans... [i added this one myself, but....c'mon. it's DARPA right?]

here's their little marketing picture to go with the press releases:
(http://www.darpa.mil/uploadedImages/Content/NewsEvents/Releases/2012/Robotics.jpg)
Its a $2 Million booty to the winner.

So what does this have to do with Boston Dynamics?
well...
There's four 'tracks' for the competitors: Track A for developing a robot and software. Track B and C for developing control software (no hardware) to compete in a computer simulation(funded by DARPA and at own expense respectively). Track D for developing both a robot and software to enter in the competition.

DARPA has awarded the hardware platform to be used by those developing the control software to beeeeeee....
Boston Dynamics' PETMAN!
(well... it'll probably be a derivative thereof)
remember him?
(http://spectrum.ieee.org/img/PETMAN_Mar-2012lr2-450-1334342082347.jpg)

It'll be fun to see this one play out!
Robotics is really starting to get interesting again in recent years!
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 30, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
newest video of the Cheetah.
looks like they're making awesome progress.  we should be running for our lives in short order!
http://youtu.be/U5_OUfCPZd0
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 04, 2013, 03:21:54 PM
Hey,  let's see what BostonDynamics is up to, shall we?

Ah!  The Big Dog robot that we all thought was consigned to the museum since they've replaced it with the LS3?  Well, i guess they're still working with it.
Look!  It appears that they have taught it a new trick!
http://youtu.be/2jvLalY6ubc (http://youtu.be/2jvLalY6ubc)
The LS3 is useful as a packmule, but if you want to have a large robot that can go through uneven terrain, and then thrown cinder blocks around like whiffle balls, i guess Big Dog is still your go-to robot.
(http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/bigdog-arm-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2013, 04:10:41 PM
Holy shit.  That was impressive.  The way the legs compensated for the sudden changes of force and angular momentum, and then having the legs assist with the throw... whoa.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2013, 04:16:02 PM
DOOOOOOOOOM
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 04, 2013, 04:47:30 PM
right?
i'd be scared shitless even if this thing was rescuing me from the rubble of an earthquake.   :lol:
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2013, 05:18:46 PM
This is terrifying and exciting
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 04, 2013, 05:32:17 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 04, 2013, 03:21:54 PM
Hey,  let's see what BostonDynamics is up to, shall we?

Ah!  The Big Dog robot that we all thought was consigned to the museum since they've replaced it with the LS3?  Well, i guess they're still working with it.
Look!  It appears that they have taught it a new trick!
http://youtu.be/2jvLalY6ubc (http://youtu.be/2jvLalY6ubc)
The LS3 is useful as a packmule, but if you want to have a large robot that can go through uneven terrain, and then thrown cinder blocks around like whiffle balls, i guess Big Dog is still your go-to robot.
(http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/bigdog-arm-2.jpg)

The hind legs look like they were put on backwards. Stronger that way?
God fucked up.  :lol:
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: McGrupp on March 05, 2013, 01:51:17 AM
That really is amazing the way it keeps its balance.

They've come a long way from their first version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Telarus on March 12, 2013, 07:53:26 AM
Niiiiiice. You should check out the SandFlea and the RHex crawler on their Youtube channel.
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 12, 2013, 02:55:04 PM
i've seen the sandflea (which, although cool doesn't have enough doom to it IMO)
i'll have to check out the RHex when i get home
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: McGrupp on April 09, 2013, 01:07:42 PM
New footage of petman doing eerily human like things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrjrgBV8K0&list=UU7vVhkEfw4nOGp8TyDk7RcQ&index=1
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: The Johnny on July 25, 2013, 02:44:10 AM

http://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/278073/hardcore-parkour-with-robots/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/278073/hardcore-parkour-with-robots/)
Title: Re: Boston Dynamics' newest Robot of Doom
Post by: PopeSlag on October 21, 2013, 05:57:17 AM
The military spends too much on its doom robots, it's private industry which will invent the nightmares of the future.

For example : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Kpv-ZOcKY - One day, your endocrine system will be removed by one of these while you're still alive and screaming.

They already know how to trap us using our favorite human food. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9oeOYMRvuQ - no doubt trying to slow us down for the Harvest.

Behold, the destiny of our eyeballs, sex glands, and small pets : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzHpDDttIBU - Off to the slave refeeders with you, blighted orbs of dead light, gonads, and Fluffo the Goodest Cat Ever.