Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Random Probability on March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM

Title: For the record....
Post by: Random Probability on March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
I have a button labeled "Angry Misanthropic Shithead" which is invoked by Judeo-Christian-Islamic references, and the retarded.  When invoked the mental gears start screeching and grinding, sometimes quite audibly.  I'd just like to apologize if the noise in my head bothers you.

Thank you for your consideration.
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2012, 02:47:59 AM
Quote from: !rB>C on March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
I have a button labeled "Angry Misanthropic Shithead" which is invoked by Judeo-Christian-Islamic references, and the retarded.  When invoked the mental gears start screeching and grinding, sometimes quite audibly.  I'd just like to apologize if the noise in my head bothers you.

Thank you for your consideration.

I have the same button, but it is invoked by exposure to people.

Your hate is small, padawan.  If a Jedi you were, your hate would not be so limited.
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Cain on March 09, 2012, 11:30:54 AM
God still loves you.
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Random Probability on March 09, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2012, 11:30:54 AM
God still loves you.
:mccain:
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Murmur on March 10, 2012, 08:52:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2012, 11:30:54 AMGod still loves you.

He does, you know. Jesus died for YOU!!!
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Triple Zero on March 10, 2012, 09:26:41 AM
I thought Jesus died for the decoration of Catholic churches and roadway shrines.
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: AFK on March 10, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
And toast.  Don't forget toast. 
Title: Re: For the record....
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 10, 2012, 01:50:33 PM
He also grew a beard for your home equity loan.

Most people gloss over that part.