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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on March 14, 2012, 03:05:01 AM

Title: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 14, 2012, 03:05:01 AM
https://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom/use-birth-control-youre-fired

QuoteAnd we aren't talking here just about exemptions for religiously affiliated employers like Catholic hospitals and universities. We are talking about authorizing secular, for-profit employers to deny a woman coverage for birth control if the employer doesn't believe that she and her partner should be allowed to have sex without getting pregnant. Yup, that's right. If the owner of the Taco Bell where you work opposes birth control, Arizona legislators want to give him a legal right to deny you insurance coverage for your pills.

Sadly, that isn't even the half of it. You may want to sit down for this one. Arizona legislators know that whether or not her insurance covers it, a woman may get the prescription she needs to prevent an unintended pregnancy. They want to give her boss the right to control that too. The bill they are pushing would not only allow employers to take the insurance coverage away, but it would also make it easier for an employer who finds out that his employee uses birth control to fire her. You heard me right . . . to fire her.

Just....fucking.....wow.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Juana on March 14, 2012, 03:12:02 AM
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Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
FUCKING

HELL

ARIZONA.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Freeky on March 14, 2012, 03:29:02 AM
Just another Tuesday Night here in Fuckin' Fat AZ. :lulz:
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Don Coyote on March 14, 2012, 04:06:20 AM
This is making me glad I didn't follow through with going to a college in AZ.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 14, 2012, 05:39:59 AM
. . . Oh Tucson, you wily beast, you. If you can't lure more supplicants into your howling maw, by God, you'll breed them.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2012, 02:22:54 PM
It occurs to me that conservatives have their own way of "taking it to the fucking wall."
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Junkenstein on March 14, 2012, 03:05:32 PM
I can't wait to see the guides on how to act in an interview get updated to deal with this bullshit
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 03:13:47 PM
They don't like to give maternity leave, either.

"BOSS MY WATER BROKE"

"GET A MOP"
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 14, 2012, 03:48:34 PM
That is absurd.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Junkenstein on March 14, 2012, 03:50:34 PM
But of course. A good boss would already have a bucket in place saving valuable company time and resources.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 14, 2012, 04:05:13 PM
Want prices to go down? Well we wnat wages to go down! The only way to compromise on this is to send your personal fetus tank to get back in the kitchen make you a sandwich and then lie down in bed waiting for you to get home and give another genetic deposit!

She might not be happy but thats what we have pills for!
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: bds on March 14, 2012, 04:22:28 PM
I really feel like the AZ legislature are just out to fuck with women's history month as much as possible. This is like the third horrible piece of legislation that has come out of that clusterfuck in the past two weeks.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 14, 2012, 04:41:33 PM
Arizona is slowly becoming a third world country. Pretty soon Mexico annexing it will be an improvement.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 14, 2012, 05:28:37 PM
Why is Arizona trying to out-crazy the rest of the states?
Arizona...we love you think you have the potential to be alright. Stop being such an attention whore.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Freeky on March 14, 2012, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on March 14, 2012, 05:28:37 PM
Why is Arizona trying to out-crazy the rest of the states?
Arizona...we love you think you have the potential to be alright. Stop being such an attention whore.

Dude, its a desert.  The sun wil fry your brain faster than an egg on the sidewalk if you don't wear a hat, and most people don't wear hats here.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Cain on March 14, 2012, 10:29:07 PM
Corey Robin, he of The Reactionary Mind, says this is pretty normal fare for conservatives - beyond the usual suspect attitudes towards women, it also involves farming out the actual mechanism of restricting women's reproductive rights by acting not through the state (where the constitution may be used to mount a challenge) but instead giving the private sector the power to do it.

He uses how McCarthyism was much more prevalent among employers during the 1950s than it ever was in government as evidence for this.  Apparently, your employers really wanted to know how you felt about NATO, normalising relations with the USSR and your thoughts on the Korean War, back in the day.  And roughly 40% of American workers were being kept under surveillance for possible Communist sympathies.

Basically, republicans are going to let your employer look for tiny communists in your vagina.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Junkenstein on March 14, 2012, 10:34:29 PM
QuoteBasically, republicans are going to let your employer look for tiny communists in your vagina

They're everywhere!
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: navkat on March 14, 2012, 10:57:51 PM
Dude, I've been bitching about this shit for awhile. Lately, it does seem like what ever the dumbest, most extreme caller on the Rush Limbaugh show says (even if the rest of the neocons say "well I think that's going a little too far") seems to end up as an actual legislation proposal in AZ or SD.

Basically, they were arguing about the "Constitutionally protected rights" (LOL) of Catholic and religious small businesses to not be compelled to purchase a product they disagree with. Someone spoke up and said something to the effect of: "Well, liberals are saying this sets a bad precedent for companies to selectively eschew what they don't want to pay for (it does) and for insurance companies to deny reproductive coverage to all insured women (it does) but I don't see how that's so because x, y and z..."

Inevitably, a batshit caller called in to say "Well, why would that be wrong? I don't see why unwed mothers (black people) should be having sex in the first place unless they're ready to deal with the consequences!"

Bingo, bango! Legislation popped out, a few months later! Someone slap it on the bottom and put a diaper on it cause I think this one's gonna shit all over the house before the election is over.

Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Telarus on March 14, 2012, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 14, 2012, 10:29:07 PM
Corey Robin, he of The Reactionary Mind, says this is pretty normal fare for conservatives - beyond the usual suspect attitudes towards women, it also involves farming out the actual mechanism of restricting women's reproductive rights by acting not through the state (where the constitution may be used to mount a challenge) but instead giving the private sector the power to do it.

He uses how McCarthyism was much more prevalent among employers during the 1950s than it ever was in government as evidence for this.  Apparently, your employers really wanted to know how you felt about NATO, normalising relations with the USSR and your thoughts on the Korean War, back in the day.  And roughly 40% of American workers were being kept under surveillance for possible Communist sympathies.

Basically, republicans are going to let your employer look for tiny communists in your vagina.

:cramstipated:
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 15, 2012, 03:38:28 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 14, 2012, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 14, 2012, 10:29:07 PM
Corey Robin, he of The Reactionary Mind, says this is pretty normal fare for conservatives - beyond the usual suspect attitudes towards women, it also involves farming out the actual mechanism of restricting women's reproductive rights by acting not through the state (where the constitution may be used to mount a challenge) but instead giving the private sector the power to do it.

He uses how McCarthyism was much more prevalent among employers during the 1950s than it ever was in government as evidence for this.  Apparently, your employers really wanted to know how you felt about NATO, normalising relations with the USSR and your thoughts on the Korean War, back in the day.  And roughly 40% of American workers were being kept under surveillance for possible Communist sympathies.

Basically, republicans are going to let your employer look for tiny communists in your vagina.

:cramstipated:

They're already collecting pee and hairs to see if any employees happened to attend a party over the weekend. And poring over facebook looking for seditious comments like "my job sucks". Looking for tiny communists is the next logical step.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: navkat on March 15, 2012, 05:11:52 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 15, 2012, 03:38:28 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 14, 2012, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 14, 2012, 10:29:07 PM
Corey Robin, he of The Reactionary Mind, says this is pretty normal fare for conservatives - beyond the usual suspect attitudes towards women, it also involves farming out the actual mechanism of restricting women's reproductive rights by acting not through the state (where the constitution may be used to mount a challenge) but instead giving the private sector the power to do it.

He uses how McCarthyism was much more prevalent among employers during the 1950s than it ever was in government as evidence for this.  Apparently, your employers really wanted to know how you felt about NATO, normalising relations with the USSR and your thoughts on the Korean War, back in the day.  And roughly 40% of American workers were being kept under surveillance for possible Communist sympathies.

Basically, republicans are going to let your employer look for tiny communists in your vagina.

:cramstipated:

They're already collecting pee and hairs to see if any employees happened to attend a party over the weekend. And poring over facebook looking for seditious comments like "my job sucks". Looking for tiny communists is the next logical step.

RIGHT?!?

Fuck.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Luna on March 15, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
So...  I haven't tracked down a copy of this bill, yet, mostly because I don't want to projectile vomit...

Sounds to me like it needs a rider to add that men who buy condoms will also be fired.

Roger, you keep letting shit like this fly down there and I won't be able to make my pilgrimmage down there, they'll pitch me in jail for a mass murderer.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
Stuff like this is actually becoming such a big issue it looks like Republicans might lose the election because of it.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Luna on March 15, 2012, 11:55:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 15, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
Stuff like this is actually becoming such a big issue it looks like Republicans might lose the election because of it.

If this is the way they're gonna go, they deserve to lose.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 15, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
So...  I haven't tracked down a copy of this bill, yet, mostly because I don't want to projectile vomit...

Sounds to me like it needs a rider to add that men who buy condoms will also be fired.

You know, I was going to make some crack about conservatives and gender equality...and then I found out a woman (Debbie Lesko) penned this bill. So. Yeah. I don't know. That's just sort of upsetting.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 15, 2012, 01:46:07 PM
She should have her vagina revoked.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2012, 01:52:17 PM
State employees wont have to worry about that sort of thing, so, naturally, she is all for it.

Just like how several public officer holders who cite "religious reasons" why contraception access should be restricted do not, contrary to all expected outcomes, have families of 10+ children.

Although it could just be the case that the likes of Sam Brownback really has only ever had sex three times in his life.  He has that "blue balls" air about him.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: navkat on March 15, 2012, 03:03:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 15, 2012, 01:52:17 PM
State employees wont have to worry about that sort of thing, so, naturally, she is all for it.

Just like how several public officer holders who cite "religious reasons" why contraception access should be restricted do not, contrary to all expected outcomes, have families of 10+ children.

Although it could just be the case that the likes of Sam Brownback really has only ever had sex three times in his life.  He has that "blue balls" air about him.

It's like Jesus comes down and stops the babies from coming out for married Christians after two or three so they can get on with doing the Lord's work. Maybe he sticks his finger in the hole.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on March 15, 2012, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 15, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
Stuff like this is actually becoming such a big issue it looks like Republicans might lose the election because of it.

The timing and progression really does make me suspicious that this issue was manufactured by the Obama camp.

Having thoroughly pissed off the progressive base, done nothing to impress the independents and given even the truest of true-blue dems reason to feel really fucking dumb right now, about his only hedge was to pray for some combination of Palin/Santorum/Bachman to emerge out of the primaries...When the slim hope for Santorum to pull off the nomination, turned to nil, all of a sudden this "religious contraception thing" popped up.

A pseudo-legitimate stink is raised. Obama "compromises" by sticking to his original position only wording it differently. Smells like victory but tastes like bullshit. Perfect recipe for convincing an entire party that they can win political points by pissing off every rational human being within ear-shot.

If this doesn't do the trick, I expect to see a proposed Constitutional Amendment banning the use of the word "Darwin" within 500 feet of schools, churches or military recruiting stations.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Freeky on March 15, 2012, 05:17:00 PM
I think its more likely that the entire country, possibly the whole world too, is going insane.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: navkat on March 15, 2012, 06:28:38 PM
Uh, just because they're after you don't mean you're not paranoid.

While I wouldn't put it past anyone of any party loyalty to start some shit like that, the fact is, there are enough fucking retards all on their own fostering shit like this in AZ without going to the lengths of "troll legislation."
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Freeky on March 15, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 15, 2012, 06:28:38 PM
Uh, just because they're after you don't mean you're not paranoid.

While I wouldn't put it past anyone of any party loyalty to start some shit like that, the fact is, there are enough fucking retards all on their own fostering shit like this in AZ without going to the lengths of "troll legislation."

Agreed, but to say that this shenanigans is being masterminded by Obama's supporters instead of pandering to their voter base (which is what this is) is a bit far fetched. 

But only a bit.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 16, 2012, 04:16:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 15, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 15, 2012, 06:28:38 PM
Uh, just because they're after you don't mean you're not paranoid.

While I wouldn't put it past anyone of any party loyalty to start some shit like that, the fact is, there are enough fucking retards all on their own fostering shit like this in AZ without going to the lengths of "troll legislation."

Agreed, but to say that this shenanigans is being masterminded by Obama's supporters instead of pandering to their voter base (which is what this is) is a bit far fetched. 

But only a bit.

I concur with Freeky. And I'd like to add that this here bill is some crazy bullshit. It makes me wonder what they're doing behind the scenes while we're all raging about this blatant stupidity.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: Freeky on March 16, 2012, 04:25:01 AM
Patting themselves on the back and thinking of how else to please the rich(ish), retired, white male of Arizona, I expect.
Title: Re: I know there's an "ARIZONA" thread, but this deserves its own topic
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2012, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on March 15, 2012, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 15, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
Stuff like this is actually becoming such a big issue it looks like Republicans might lose the election because of it.

The timing and progression really does make me suspicious that this issue was manufactured by the Obama camp.

Having thoroughly pissed off the progressive base, done nothing to impress the independents and given even the truest of true-blue dems reason to feel really fucking dumb right now, about his only hedge was to pray for some combination of Palin/Santorum/Bachman to emerge out of the primaries...When the slim hope for Santorum to pull off the nomination, turned to nil, all of a sudden this "religious contraception thing" popped up.

A pseudo-legitimate stink is raised. Obama "compromises" by sticking to his original position only wording it differently. Smells like victory but tastes like bullshit. Perfect recipe for convincing an entire party that they can win political points by pissing off every rational human being within ear-shot.

If this doesn't do the trick, I expect to see a proposed Constitutional Amendment banning the use of the word "Darwin" within 500 feet of schools, churches or military recruiting stations.

I'd like to think that's fantastically paranoid.

It's not, at all, I'd just like to think it is.