http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-01-05/entertainment/27086458_1_mechanical-heart-artificial-heart-surgical-director
HE DOESN'T HAVE A PULSE??????????
:horrormirth:
The heartbeat is such an intrinsic part of being a living person that I am incredibly creeped out by people without one walking around.
Vampire.
Yeah, I remember hearing about this awhile ago. Always makes me laugh. :lulz:
He's slowly becoming as creepy and artificial in the flesh as he is in spirit. I expect laser beam eyes and his human jaw to be replaced with a piece of twisted iron.
He never had a heart anyway.
I expect his head will be cryogenically frozen until they can figure out how to get it to work on a robot.
I WANT A NUCLEAR POWERED BEATLESS HEART!!!!!!!
I'm so glad this is a real thing.
I just...I'm just so happy about learning this I don't know what to do.
Sidenote: I once tried to start a satirical punk rock band of "republicans." We were going to sing about trickle down economics and Jesus and be called "Dick and the Cheneys."
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
The cries of a thousand small orphans silenced by the dark lord Beelzebub.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
You know the sound you get when you put a shell up to your ear? Like that, only with more of a roar and a hint of sly slithering under the masking growl. If you put your ear to Dick Cheney's chest and leave it there too long, a tentacle will enter your ear and stab at your brain, implanting a cyborg Cheney fetus amongst the curves and crevasses of your grey matter.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
Jesus on a hampster wheel
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on March 14, 2012, 05:35:40 AM
:lulz: Ok, point.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 14, 2012, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on March 14, 2012, 05:35:40 AM
:lulz: Ok, point.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.
:horrormirth:
David Icke indeed. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_sucking_sound) :fap:
Dick Cheney has nothing like a human heart.
I do not see anything new here.
Doesn't "transplant" imply that there was something there to begin with? I'd say he had a heart "implant"...not that it won't shrivel and blacken on contact.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/03/25/149345146/cheney-recovering-after-heart-transplant
Sometimes I think about signing an organ donor card. Then I think about things like this and I don't.
"Doctors say it's unlikely that Cheney got special treatment.
"Dr. Allen Taylor, cardiology chief at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital, told the AP that the heart transplant waiting list is "a very regimented and fair process, and heavily policed."
"As The New York Times reported, "the International Society for Heart and Lung Transplantation said that while patients recommended for a heart transplant should generally be 70 or under, 'carefully selected patients' over 70 could be considered."