Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on March 18, 2012, 11:27:26 PM

Title: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2012, 11:27:26 PM
Whassup?

Lovely nice weekend full of warm sunshine and fuzzy shiny bunnies.

The feel of spring and/or summer is in the air.

All Good Americans everywhere are firing up the ol Char-Broil and cooking some corn-fed meat animal. 

Are you being a Good American?

Are you bowing before the altar of Spendacus? 

Are you loading up on chips and salsa for the games? 

Did you suds up the car?

Did you smile at the old couple, finally out of their house moving around after the winter?

Long live happy-warm fun times!!!!

Remember to tip your paper boy.  There's probably a little extra huff in his puff with all of this sunshiney goodness!
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
oh, corn-fed animals meat...so deliciously heart stopping.
Also, normal heart stopping.

I smiled at the old couple and they just called me a communist.
DAMN YOU MCCARTHY!!!
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 18, 2012, 11:32:51 PM
Maybe it was your tone of look, or your slouch, or maybe they have conditions.

It's hard to know for sure. 
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 11:36:07 PM
I may have been nude at the time.

...people kept telling me it was nice outside.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2012, 12:12:33 AM
I'm sure it was nice outside....until you ruined it with your naughty bits. 

Don't ruin the outside.

Keep your naughty bits in the pants.  FOR AMERICA!
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 19, 2012, 12:19:56 AM
Sorry, America... :sad:
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2012, 12:22:16 AM
You can yet provide pennance.

March yourself to your local Wal-Mart and purchase cheap, useless plastic items.

Smother them with dust and place them dutifully on your stoop.

You shall be welcomed with good fortune....

Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on March 19, 2012, 12:47:19 AM
I am in the California Mountains, surrounded by natural splendor...but I'm getting 2G, I'm only a pay-pal account away from true fulfillment.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Kai on March 19, 2012, 01:02:25 AM
I was out in the beautiful sunshine today, yes.

Don't know why you have a problem with that.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2012, 02:08:24 AM
I don't, but they might. 
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 19, 2012, 06:04:14 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on March 19, 2012, 12:47:19 AM
I am in the California Mountains, surrounded by natural splendor...but I'm getting 2G, I'm only a pay-pal account away from true fulfillment.

Well, with a name as harmless and friendly as pay-pal, there really can't be any downsides to discuss there.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on March 19, 2012, 06:05:43 AM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2012, 12:22:16 AM
You can yet provide pennance.

March yourself to your local Wal-Mart and purchase cheap, useless plastic items.

Smother them with dust and place them dutifully on your stoop.

You shall be welcomed with good fortune....

I got something meat-ish with cheese filling. I think it's Italian?
Also cheese was spelled with a "kh", whatever that means.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2012, 12:04:36 PM
Communists, obviously. 
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2012, 02:44:29 PM
I didn't enjoy the sunshine. I did, however, take my dog for a walk in the alternating slush/hail and then spend some food stamp money at Grocery Outlet.

Oh, the gluttony. The shameless display of consumerism.
Title: Re: How's It Doin Discordia?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2012, 02:52:42 PM
I drowned myself in pink lemonade and corn chips!