1. ANOTHER spag sending me poetry to masturbate to. Wow. First, I don't find the word "nigger" to be exciting, no matter how many times you post it. Second, it's been YEARS. We have elected a new president. The economy has collapsed. All kinds of weird & horrible shit has happened. There are other things to fixate on, besides me.
2. No, there is no secret mod forum. There is a forum in which we stick spambot threads and huge threads, to be deleted or archived, respectively. No, we talk about you in PM, and we laugh. It's not a nice laugh. It's the kind of laugh Goldman Sachs people make when they think of Greece.
3. I am not responsible for what happens on boards I don't post on. No, seriously. I've never BEEN to your board, so I can hardly be held accountable for barrels of butthurt and bent genitals that may or may not have occurred because someone reposted my stuff there. Hey, maybe if you prevented content theft, you wouldn't have this problem. I do appreciate that you erased the offending post, but I haven't got time to register so you can ban my IP address. I do have to say that this may be the single most retarded question I've ever been asked, though. Congratulations.
4. No, I'm pretty sure Nibiru is a bunch of shit. There are REAL calamities coming down the pike, and even if there WAS some weird mystery planet that comes by every bazillion years, what the fuck do you propose to do about it? So, yeah, I WOULD continue paying my mortgage notes if I were in your shoes. Of course, if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't believe in a gigantic killer planet that somehow doesn't have any gravitational effect on the solar system. Get a new hobby.
5. Yes, I said all that shit about Pagans. No, I'm not sorry, and I couldn't give a shit less if you bring up my behavior at the next festival thingie you attend. Go ahead and curse me or whatever it is you have in mind. I live in fucking TUCSON, for Chrissakes. What are you gonna fucking do to me that IT hasn't? You fucking patchouli-smelling freaks are all the same. It occurs to me, though, that I just HAVE to ask you: Don't you feel just a little bit SILLY standing around in public parks, "casting a circle" or whatever it is you hippies do? I mean, there are people walking around with their kids and their dogs, enjoying their weekend, and there YOU are, in your goofy fucking ceremonial robes and your Cutlery World "Athame", chanting hilarious shit. People like you should have the K9 units sicced on you. Bring back The Burning Times, I say. Fuck You People.
6. I call bullshit on you, you fucking board nanny. You LOVE the fucking drama, just like most people do. If you didn't, you wouldn't be so quick to jump in and try to "calm things down" by calling both sides assholes. Of course we're assholes, you dumbfuck, we're on the Goddamn internet. When you do stupid shit like that, you get what the hell you deserve.
7. That argument is over. I no longer care who does what with each other's work, unless someone complains. I'm just not working on any more open-ended collaborative projects. There are a few people I'll work with, but that's IT. Also, I don't give a SHIT what your beliefs about "kopyleft" are...You can let people use YOUR work all you like. You just can't choose for ME. If you lack the basic respect for everyone around you that allows you to draw that distinction, then I fucking feel sorry for you. In any case, leave my shit alone.
8. Don't preach to me about Jesus, you whackjob. I drink with him, down at the Hotel Congress, and he doesn't say ANYTHING about the shit you're jabbering about. Hint: He's not as petty and bigoted as you, no matter how much you want him to be, so you can fucking hate people and have God on your side. Shut the fuck up.
9. Nigel and I are bad people. For that matter, so are LMNO, Cain, ECH, and your next door neighbor. He hates your fucking guts, and he is plotting against you with your wife and your preacher. He is NOT on your side. I suggest you wear a tinfoil beanie to keep out the mind control rays, and to keep Nigel and I from whispering things in your ears while you sleep. And stop looking under the bed. It makes us bashful.
10. Yes, drugs are magickle and they expand your mind. I know. And if SOME drugs are good, then MORE drugs are better. You should get moving on that. You should also do your preaching where people aren't as enlightened as we are. It does no good preaching to the choir. Also, I've never liked you, so where you get this idea that we're somehow buddies or some shit is utterly beyond me.
I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:26:05 PM
I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.
At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.
Excellent. I also have a strong suspicion that 6 and 9 are to the same person, if not part of the same conversation.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
Excellent. I also have a strong suspicion that 6 and 9 are to the same person, if not part of the same conversation.
Actually, they're not the same person. I try to never use PMs from the same person twice in these things, or I'd never be able to do anything else.
Every time I hear about anon, they're slightly crazier than I remember.
Well, except this time. In which they're even slightlier crazy than that.
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on March 19, 2012, 03:42:04 PM
Every time I hear about anon, they're slightly crazier than I remember.
Well, except this time. In which they're even slightlier crazy than that.
Um.
These are responses to gloriously stupid PMs I recieve from posters, which I answer publicly without including the person's name or the original PM. It has no connection to the group anon.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on March 19, 2012, 03:42:04 PM
Every time I hear about anon, they're slightly crazier than I remember.
Well, except this time. In which they're even slightlier crazy than that.
Um.
These are responses to gloriously stupid PMs I recieve from posters, which I answer publicly without including the person's name or the original PM. It has no connection to the group anon.
WOAH. Thought I read the word Anon in their a couple times. I think somebody put something in my coffee...
Well, nevermind on the above post, then.
edit: Just realized it's in the title...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
Excellent. I also have a strong suspicion that 6 and 9 are to the same person, if not part of the same conversation.
Actually, they're not the same person. I try to never use PMs from the same person twice in these things, or I'd never be able to do anything else.
Ah, a shame, but I suppose it's for the best.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:46:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
Excellent. I also have a strong suspicion that 6 and 9 are to the same person, if not part of the same conversation.
Actually, they're not the same person. I try to never use PMs from the same person twice in these things, or I'd never be able to do anything else.
Ah, a shame, but I suppose it's for the best.
You wouldn't believe how often I get PMs accusing me of WRECKING DISCORDIA FOREVER. I hardly bother with them anymore. This time, I got a raft of them accusing me and Nigel of being big poopyheads out to trash PD and all that is Good & Right in the world today, so I picked two and ran with them.
What's really funny is that I got none - despite knowing several people were ranking my (practically nonexistant) role in the events just behind you two.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:54:32 PM
What's really funny is that I got none - despite knowing several people were ranking my (practically nonexistant) role in the events just behind you two.
I'm a shit magnet, Cain.
:lulz: Another good haul.
While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 19, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.
I don't think they think at all. I think they just have this loud buzzing noise in their heads.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 05:48:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 19, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.
I don't think they think at all. I think they just have this loud buzzing noise in their heads.
Well, if they can only EXPLAIN, in private, without all those... PEOPLE adding their snarky comments, surely you'll see reason...
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 05:48:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 19, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.
I don't think they think at all. I think they just have this loud buzzing noise in their heads.
Well, if they can only EXPLAIN, in private, without all those... PEOPLE adding their snarky comments, surely you'll see reason...
OR MAYBE I WON'T SHOW OFF AS MUCH, HURR HURRRR HURRRRR! :lulz:
It never ceases to amaze me when someone like Cowass or The Lamanite honestly believes that I don't actually hate them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:27:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:26:05 PM
I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.
At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.
Yay! :lulz:
I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:21:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:27:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:26:05 PM
I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.
At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.
Yay! :lulz:
I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.
And I LOVE the request to register so my IP can be banned. :lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
Yep. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:21:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 03:27:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:26:05 PM
I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.
At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.
Yay! :lulz:
I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.
And I LOVE the request to register so my IP can be banned. :lulz:
THAT WAS GENIUS
And by "genius" I mean genius-level stupidity.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
If they knew, they'd never, ever post again.
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
But I am a man of SCIENCE. I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.
Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought. I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.
Dok,
Has quantum bits.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
But I am a man of SCIENCE. I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.
Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought. I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.
Dok,
Has quantum bits.
:eek:
Went visual.
In search of brain bleach.
Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects... what happens when the stains don't come out any more?
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
But I am a man of SCIENCE. I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.
Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought. I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.
Dok,
Has quantum bits.
:eek:
Went visual.
In search of brain bleach.
Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects... what happens when the stains don't come out any more?
Then you're one of Us™.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:39:54 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
But I am a man of SCIENCE. I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.
Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought. I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.
Dok,
Has quantum bits.
:eek:
Went visual.
In search of brain bleach.
Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects... what happens when the stains don't come out any more?
Then you're one of Us™.
If I grow a pelt like yours, I am gonna be pissed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:39:54 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:38:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 19, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 19, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.
I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.
Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk... And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.
But I am a man of SCIENCE. I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.
Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought. I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.
Dok,
Has quantum bits.
:eek:
Went visual.
In search of brain bleach.
Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects... what happens when the stains don't come out any more?
Then you're one of Us™.
The difference is that we don't write poems about it.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:54:32 PM
What's really funny is that I got none - despite knowing several people were ranking my (practically nonexistant) role in the events just behind you two.
I really can't explain why, but I do know that if I was going to message someone my butthurt, it would probably be Roger.
Quote from: el sjaako on March 19, 2012, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:54:32 PM
What's really funny is that I got none - despite knowing several people were ranking my (practically nonexistant) role in the events just behind you two.
I really can't explain why, but I do know that if I was going to message someone my butthurt, it would probably be Roger.
Cain refers people to the complaints department. (http://1man1jar.org/)
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2012, 03:54:32 PM
What's really funny is that I got none - despite knowing several people were ranking my (practically nonexistant) role in the events just behind you two.
I love that... they don't like you, so it's your fault, whether you had anything to do with it or not. :lulz: