At least he really DID kill me, which is more than most of you have done.
Or kill me.
PS: Gotta rant bubbling on the stove on this subject...more later...
[stabs Rev Roger]
There, you happy now? Sheesh.
I'd kill you, Rog, either to indulge your whims or... you know, just to shut you up, depending on my mood.
But I can't. :(
Lord Roger remains the subforum God and is back with a vengeance. "Bob" have mercy on us all. Can He be killed? Trollax was one of the only few who could equal Roger in sheer ranting talent, but now he's gone and St. Hugh, the only other one of the greatly minded windbag deities has already aquired Subforum Demi-Godhood at Lord Obsidian's vanity. Will the great high demi-God Roger ever be dethroned? Only "Bob" knows.
Quote from: Fish WrenchWill the great high demi-God Roger ever be dethroned? Only "Bob" knows.
Or the plumber.
i was trying to fidn the threads and posts from when i joined to see how much roger was in on the whoel ruckus, but i coudln't find anything. i demand justice!
Quote from: Fish WrenchLord Roger remains the subforum God and is back with a vengeance. "Bob" have mercy on us all. Can He be killed? Trollax was one of the only few who could equal Roger in sheer ranting talent, but now he's gone and St. Hugh, the only other one of the greatly minded windbag deities has already aquired Subforum Demi-Godhood at Lord Obsidian's vanity. Will the great high demi-God Roger ever be dethroned? Only "Bob" knows.
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Oh, gawd...my spleen...
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This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department.
im not worried.
*inhales (to puff up the windbag)*
*but first stabs the next poster*
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*inhales (to puff up the windbag)*
*but first stabs the next poster*
not again.... oh the sharp shooting pains
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC*inhales (to puff up the windbag)*
*but first stabs the next poster*
not again.... oh the sharp shooting pains
Ya know...
I'm beginning to think that other people may be getting jealous of your monopoly of the stabbination victim racket.
And I thought you were a God ye Devil. You are forthwith banished from the kingdumb of Discordia. Unless you don't wanna be. Welcome back, ye old bag. Cool knife. Edgy. Or is that just me? Ghaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BAnd I thought you were a God ye Devil. You are forthwith banished from the kingdumb of Discordia. Unless you don't wanna be. Welcome back, ye old bag. Cool knife. Edgy. Or is that just me? Ghaaaaaaaaaaaa!
* shoots Sgt.Gov.Prof.St.Mr.B just because he can*
Oi! I'm dead! Never heard a dead guy say that before didja.
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BOi! I'm dead! Never heard a dead guy say that before didja.
Actually, I have.
Although, since you are dead now, can you talk to Uncle Ari and see why he whacked Luigi?
Ari? Who's Ar- Luigi was a good kid, but had too much in common wit' Maria, so I wacked his ass.'
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BAri? Who's Ar- Luigi was a good kid, but had too much in common wit' Maria, so I wacked his ass.'
So, it wasn't about the extra pepperoni?
That's exactly what I meant! The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BThat's exactly what I meant! The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!
Damn, Ari! That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BThat's exactly what I meant! The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!
Damn, Ari! That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?
Well it was that or the nosehair pluckers.
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. St. Mr. BThat's exactly what I meant! The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!
Damn, Ari! That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?
Well it was that or the nosehair pluckers.
You coulda used my bobdamned meat-processor, but no....
::Stabs self out of jealosy, dies and falls into the woodchipper::
Godsdammit!
Now I'll have to clean the damned thing again.
Ah fuck it.
*throws molotovs at the wood chopper*
::absorbs burning alcohol::
*stabs DonkeyOtay for not being the next poster*