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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM

Title: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM
not really.
it's been a while.

also
FUCK OFF
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 02:44:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM
not really.
it's been a while.

also
FUCK OFF

HOW SHALL WE FUCK OFF, MISTRESS CEPHALOPOD?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 02:45:25 AM
SQUIDDY!!!!!!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 02:48:03 AM
 :argh!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!  :argh!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l1sgfLmC1Y
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2012, 02:52:53 AM
HAY PRITTY SQUIDDAY!!!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:00:22 AM
I'VE BEEN BUSY COLLECTING TEETH
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/teeth.jpg)

You know what I'm gonna do with em?

WHATEVER I WANT!
FUCK YUO!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:01:23 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:00:22 AM
I'VE BEEN BUSY COLLECTING TEETH
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/teeth.jpg)

You know what I'm gonna do with em?

WHATEVER I WANT!
FUCK YUO!

I just shat my pance.   :sad:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2012, 03:01:53 AM
OMG CRAZY, HOT LADY HOLDING TEEF.  :eek:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:02:42 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 21, 2012, 03:01:53 AM
OMG CRAZY, HOT LADY HOLDING TEEF.  :eek:

I'm moving to Benson.  I'll be safe in Benson.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2012, 03:04:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:02:42 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 21, 2012, 03:01:53 AM
OMG CRAZY, HOT LADY HOLDING TEEF.  :eek:

I'm moving to Benson.  I'll be safe in Benson.

No way, man.  You aren't going to be safe anywhere from the crazy, hot lady with the teef.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 21, 2012, 03:04:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:02:42 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 21, 2012, 03:01:53 AM
OMG CRAZY, HOT LADY HOLDING TEEF.  :eek:

I'm moving to Benson.  I'll be safe in Benson.

No way, man.  You aren't going to be safe anywhere from the crazy, hot lady with the teef.

Cos now there's two of them.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:06:32 AM
IN STEREO!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2012, 03:10:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:06:32 AM
IN STEREO!

Surround sound!  :lol:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on March 21, 2012, 03:12:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

My guess would be toothless.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Freeky on March 21, 2012, 03:15:09 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on March 21, 2012, 03:12:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

My guess would be toothless.

I think she ate him.  Look at those teeth! (the ones in her mouth, not the ones she's holding.)
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:16:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:17:38 AM
 :cry:

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

Quote

and

Quote

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Quote

Dok,
Pouring some out.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:19:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:16:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZrHssnRUTA/TU1kTTDX9VI/AAAAAAAAAA0/3ThmAdgt_Vs/s1600/Merkava_2_Israeli_01.jpg)
?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:17:38 AM
:cry:

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

Quote

and

Quote

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Quote

Dok,
Pouring some out.


QUOTES OF THE FUCKING DAY RIGHT THERE!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:37:54 AM
bunch of tits.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:41:44 AM
 :lol: :aaa:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 21, 2012, 05:07:04 AM
SQUIDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!

YOU WANT MY NEIGHBOR'S TEETH? WILL LET YOU USE MY PLIERS!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Murmur on March 21, 2012, 06:30:31 AM
Squid? I just moved down to a little meth town... do you want me to start collecting the random teeth I find on sidewalks? I'm currently using mine.

Teeth, not sidewalks.  :eek:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 11:22:43 AM
Meth teeth are full of holes and gross! I do have standards you know  :argh!:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: EK WAFFLR on March 21, 2012, 11:39:46 AM
I'm scared.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: LMNO on March 21, 2012, 12:01:48 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 12:13:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 12:01:48 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Just you wait, fucker.
I have to order parts from across the pond.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 23, 2012, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 23, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time

I feel this way, except in my case the lizard and the chocolate are together.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 23, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time

This
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2012, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 23, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time

This

what's even cooler is that in person, it's exactly the same feeling,

except there's also this little twitch in your ribcage, like a chest-burster from Alien is going to pop out and give her a big cuddly hug and rub its face against her like the most adorable slimy puppy in the world
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 23, 2012, 04:46:39 PM
I PUT THE CHOCOLATE IN THE LIZARD!

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/ALIEN.gif)
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2012, 04:55:41 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 06:33:38 AM
PS I still hate all you fuckers and Santorum is still
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santorum
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 06:43:56 AM
YOU FUCKERS!
hug me
AND DIE
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Cain on March 31, 2012, 06:47:04 AM
So, I hug you, then I die?

I'm not entirely sold on this course of events...
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2012, 06:52:38 AM
I think she is saying that she offers comfort to terminal patients.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2012, 06:59:02 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 06:43:56 AM
YOU FUCKERS!
hug me
AND DIE

I'm down.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: navkat on March 31, 2012, 02:37:19 PM
You people are all fucked. What the hell am I doing here?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 31, 2012, 02:41:07 PM
im a fighter not a hugger
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 04:12:24 PM
You're a dead owl fish!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 31, 2012, 04:30:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 06:33:38 AM
PS I still hate all you fuckers and Santorum is still
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santorum

Santorum is making speeches with half an n-bomb and "blah people" in them. He's most likely toast.

Did he try to hug you?  :lulz:
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Richter on April 02, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
SQUID.

WHAT YOU DID WITH THOSE TEETH.

SHOW THEM.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 03, 2012, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
SQUID.

WHAT YOU DID WITH THOSE TEETH.

SHOW THEM.

I made one of these!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/teeth-1.jpg)
[/quote]
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 04, 2012, 08:05:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 03, 2012, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
SQUID.

WHAT YOU DID WITH THOSE TEETH.

SHOW THEM.

I made one of these!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/teeth-1.jpg)
[/quote]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

ETSY!
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
Post by: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:00:45 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 31, 2012, 04:12:24 PM
You're a dead owl fish!

I was wondering what the fuck that is.