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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:25:03 AM

Title: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:25:03 AM
This is a cool project

http://thescpfoundation.tumblr.com/post/19604603439/scp-261-pan-dimensional-vending-scp-261-appears
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:27:41 AM
That's fucking great.

I wish to meet Dr Gerald.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:27:52 AM
BRILLIANT
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Salty on March 21, 2012, 03:34:52 AM
 :aaa:

QuoteItem description: Unknown- A clear plastic package filled with water, with tiny Manta Ray-like creatures swimming in it. Attached to it was a blue tablet in a plastic wrapper. When the top was opened and the tablet was added, the water instantly froze with a loud pop. After the ice block was pulled out of the package, the ice turned to vapor and left behind the creatures, frozen solid. Each was described as having a slightly different flavor.

What in the hell...
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Salty on March 21, 2012, 03:38:23 AM
Ok this is bullshit, right?

Quote
Item description: Orgasm Muffins - A package containing three small chocolate muffins. Upon eating the muffins, subjects were overcome with intense orgasm. The third muffin caused temporary impotency in subject. Tasty.

Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:39:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.

I wrote a bunch of inventions that Richter's grandpappy made.

I swiped the idea from the Thackery T something or other cabinet of wonders, which was a scholarly collection of weird shit.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:38:23 AM
Ok this is bullshit, right?

Quote
Item description: Orgasm Muffins - A package containing three small chocolate muffins. Upon eating the muffins, subjects were overcome with intense orgasm. The third muffin caused temporary impotency in subject. Tasty.


You and I need to play poker next time you come down, Alty.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Salty on March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:42:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.

That's okay.  I just learned to play last week.

We should play for moneys.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:44:51 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.

:lulz: I believe it.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:45:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:39:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.

I wrote a bunch of inventions that Richter's grandpappy made.

I swiped the idea from the Thackery T something or other cabinet of wonders, which was a scholarly collection of weird shit.

AHHHHHHH YES

Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:52:26 AM
This is good as well: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-417

Something about this project makes me suspect children, but really really interesting children.
Title: Re: SCP-261
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
It's a horrorology project originating from 4-chan.