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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Bruno on March 21, 2012, 08:23:20 AM

Title: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Bruno on March 21, 2012, 08:23:20 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/20/man-flies-like-a-bird-with-home-made-cyborg-wings/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2012, 09:37:53 AM
Missed opportunity for playing "I believe I can fly" over the video, right there.

He looks pretty tired, too, as you would expect.  I still await my jetpack for this exact reason.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Faust on March 21, 2012, 11:20:25 AM
... I think I can build this.

Gonna have to contact this guy.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 21, 2012, 02:39:56 PM
wow! that's awesome!
:aaa:
a dream of mankind realized...
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:33:56 PM
And then he flew too close to the sun.   :cry:
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 21, 2012, 03:41:47 PM
heh.... this guy should have a son to fly up there with him, no?

one thing about this being better than Yvess Rossy's jet-wing, is that it appears that if it breaks, its fail state is a still useful glider, rather than having to deploy a chute.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 21, 2012, 06:05:34 PM
some "real or fake?" analyses:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/analysis-of-the-human-birdwings/
http://gizmodo.com/5894904/man-flies-like-a-bird-flapping-his-own-wings

ETA: some of the CG guys at ILM weigh in on the 'fake' side:
http://gizmodo.com/5895235/cgi-experts-say-flying-bird-man-is-fake
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Kai on March 22, 2012, 09:25:26 PM
Well, hey, if the authenticity is in question, all they need to do is repeat the flight. *shrug*

I do know that when I saw this video, I thought, "There's no way this is going to work". And then it did, and I squealed out loud. So, if this works this is major, fulfilling a thousand year old dream.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 23, 2012, 06:23:18 PM
Admitted hoax, yo.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/birdman-admits-hoax/
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 23, 2012, 06:24:06 PM
And a jetpack is still cooler. How are you supposed to fly through windows with giant wings?
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2012, 06:29:30 PM
Quote from: Chairman Risus on March 23, 2012, 06:24:06 PM
And a jetpack is still cooler. How are you supposed to fly through windows with giant wings?

Armor the leading edges.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Mistre on March 29, 2012, 02:20:22 AM
And just like that, I went from super excited to thoroughly heart broken.

So, yeah, it's like meeting Santa Claus and realising it's your dad...

I need some time alone now.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 07:55:44 AM
One of the first things I thought upon reading that it was a hoax was that, yeah, but it is theoretically possible, and it captured many imaginations... which means that the odds that someone will make it happen for real are pretty high.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 29, 2012, 10:26:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 07:55:44 AM
One of the first things I thought upon reading that it was a hoax was that, yeah, but it is theoretically possible, and it captured many imaginations... which means that the odds that someone will make it happen for real are pretty high.

Its basically a problem of physics. A human simply doesn't have the muscle to generate the mechanical energy and momentum necessary to lift the mass of a human. Various forms of gliding are likely the only option we'll ever have... unless of course someone figures out that Bournelli was wrong.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Bruno on March 29, 2012, 01:35:31 PM
This was supposed to be power assisted flight, not human powered. He talked about motors and LiPo batteries.

And haptic controls and stuff.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 03:27:46 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 29, 2012, 10:26:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 07:55:44 AM
One of the first things I thought upon reading that it was a hoax was that, yeah, but it is theoretically possible, and it captured many imaginations... which means that the odds that someone will make it happen for real are pretty high.

Its basically a problem of physics. A human simply doesn't have the muscle to generate the mechanical energy and momentum necessary to lift the mass of a human. Various forms of gliding are likely the only option we'll ever have... unless of course someone figures out that Bournelli was wrong.

You should try reading the article or something.
Title: Re: Bionic Wings > Jetpack
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 29, 2012, 03:39:47 PM
Yeah I missed that...