MORE F5!
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 22, 2012, 03:40:03 PM
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MASH THAT FUCKING F5 BUTTON! SQUASH THAT FUCKER DOWN UNTIL YOU CRAM THE BUFFER!
THERE'S MORE PD ON THE WAY. YOU JUST WAIT! SOMEONE WILL DO MORE! PLEASE HAVE ONE-LINERS PREPARED IN ADVANCE! UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Guys, guys, guys.
I have a one-line rant. Are you prepared for this shit? Are you strapped in, motherfuckers? You better be, because I am about to lay down the law with this condensed rant of the ages:
I can't drink coffee for the rest of the day.
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee. You think you got first world problems? I have the mother of all first world problems. In your face, third world!
11/10. Would read again.
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Quote from: Cain on March 22, 2012, 03:43:30 PM
Guys, guys, guys.
I have a one-line rant. Are you prepared for this shit? Are you strapped in, motherfuckers? You better be, because I am about to lay down the law with this condensed rant of the ages:
I can't drink coffee for the rest of the day.
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee. You think you got first world problems? I have the mother of all first world problems. In your face, third world!
Fuck. I didn't bolt my chair to the floor. Now I look like Stephen Hawking.
Nobody told me Discordianism was a spectator sport, or I would have installed BIG, RED STRAPS.
In my day, we didn't have internet windows to refresh in wait of new content.
We had to walk 15 miles to the neighbor's house, rap on the window, and ask "what is up?"
And we had to do this IN THE FUCKING SNOW!!!!
You young whipper-snappers have NO IDEA how good you have it!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 22, 2012, 03:44:40 PM
11/10. Would read again.
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You know that game kids play with balloons? Where they try to keep it in the air, by bopping it everytime it comes back toward the ground?
That reminds me of writing on PD.
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Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia.
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Maybe this has all finally run its course.
I mean, I was even dancing around the edges of a new drug thread and....nothing happened.
Which NEVER happens.
WHAT THA FUCK
I am glad that I get to do nothing else whatsoever for the rest of today, because I have been incapacitated.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 22, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
Maybe this has all finally run its course.
I mean, I was even dancing around the edges of a new drug thread and....nothing happened.
Which NEVER happens.
Not for me. I wrote 3 pages of Payne,
knowing that nobody would riff on it1, because I HAD to. Next, I'll probably do Richter or LMNO, whichever one hits me in the junk when I open a new thread. I have a head full of mad dog's shit, and I MUST SPEW. Even if nobody reads it.
1 P3nt did, actually, and it was pretty good. But just once, then I got the joy of watching the thread sloooooowly sink down the page.
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2012, 04:32:59 PM
WHAT THA FUCK
I am glad that I get to do nothing else whatsoever for the rest of today, because I have been incapacitated.
That's because you have TOO MUCH FUN.
If you had spent last night Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia, you'd be in much better shape right now.
Oddly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread
because I POST TO MUCH
or so I've been told.
Oh, oops
I'm probably being a dick again.
It happens so often.
I never even know.
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2012, 04:39:58 PM
Odly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread
because I POST TO MUCH
or so I've been told.
Fuck those people.
Thing is, I sit here every morning, shamming in my office. My sleep meds from the night before keep me jamming until about 10-11 AM, then I turn into a potato. During those 3-4 glorious hours, though, I want to DROP MY PANCE AND ROLL IN THE WEIRDNESS.
But these days, there isn't even enough weirdness to stain the hair on my right ass cheek. No, it's all blah-ging or Ain't It Awful or YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME BECAUSE YOU POST TOO MUCH or WHY YOU GOTTA HATE or people staring at a DECI4 thread. Let me say that again: STARING AT A DECI4 THREAD.
I don't know what the fuck this shit is, but it sure as hell isn't what I paid for.
Where are the titans of spew? LMNO, Richter, Payne, Nigel, RWHN, Cram, Kai? All gone. All Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia, or indulging in Slack™ abuse in threads which would be more appropriate in political pagan. Or insisting on carrying a ton of butthurt on their shoulders, and the
complaining about the weight.I am alone in my weirdness. I feel like I wandered into a Rotarian convention.
This won't fucking do. It does not satisfy my horrible and depraved NEEDS. It does not make my rage gland twitch. It does not anger my inner yeti. Or my outer one, for that matter. My back hair is limp and lifeless, without that healthy gloss it gets when I have a proper diet.
Something must be done.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 22, 2012, 04:17:19 PM
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I was hoping that my tell me anything would get more stuff flowing (even if it was just pointless abuse) but it just kinda stopped at anal.
But otherwise its pretty difficult for me to do anything but read with my phone. And my old work project ended so my current one needs a little more of my attention span for the time being. I hope the internet is back on at my apt because i dont like being limited in posting. Even typing this in took longer than it normally would otherwise.
I tried to start up a community creative writing project, "Baton" in the hopes of getting some creative writing juices flowing, but nobody bit. Or maybe it was too subtle and people didn't get that the "..." was an invitation for someone to tag on and add to the story.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 22, 2012, 08:12:59 PM
I tried to start up a community creative writing project, "Baton" in the hopes of getting some creative writing juices flowing, but nobody bit. Or maybe it was too subtle and people didn't get that the "..." was an invitation for someone to tag on and add to the story.
I didn't get that at all. But then again, I might just be dumb as a ton of bricks.
Eh, I probably should've just said something about my intentions to make it more upfront.
* acknowledges discontent. Goes back to work while leaving PD open on the index*
.حتى أنا لم يكن هنا اليوم
My Arabic class is kinda important and I had a test today. I'm not going to justify picking it over PD, love it though I do.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 22, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
.حتى أنا لم يكن هنا اليوم
My Arabic class is kinda important and I had a test today. I'm not going to justify picking it over PD, love it though I do.
Not saying that.
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2012, 04:39:58 PM
Oddly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread
because I POST TO MUCH
or so I've been told.
It's not your fault, it's just that there are SO MANY OF YOU and they ALL HAVE OPINIONS.
I would also humbly submit there is more to Discordia than ranting. I'm loathe to see us inadvertently codifying a certain kind of internet behavior in the name of Discordia that inadvertently leaves folks out because they dance to a different beat and express their Discordia in different ways. I agree with the overall sentiment that it would be great to see this place pick up steam a bit, but I hope we encourage ALL forms of expression.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 22, 2012, 11:27:25 PM
I would also humbly submit there is more to Discordia than ranting.
And I'm cool with that. So long as there's more than hitting F5, too.
I agree that WHN has a point, but if your medium is an internet forum, typing seems to be the most obvious means of generating content.
Although, we haven't has a good WOMP battle in a while.
Also, I've been mixing some Frost Heaves demos, but I should try to knock out another Spider track.
I just know that "ranting", historically, has been a bit of a daunting idea for members. Because we have some fairly formidable templates for that medium from some heavy hitters. Obviously, people need to type and write SOMETHING, or we have lots of dead-space. My point was just to make sure users are empowered to throw shit out, and not worry about whether it "measures up".
And of course I'm a big "Nonsense as Salvation" guy so it's good to have some of that around as well. Not to open floodgates of "fnord"-idiocy and pineal-sigil stuff or anything. But I personally have always liked the balance between the hard-hitting rants and the nonsense. I know, after I get this fucking grant out, I'm going to try to concentrate on more and better offerings in that vein.
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2012, 02:10:29 PM
I just know that "ranting", historically, has been a bit of a daunting idea for members. Because we have some fairly formidable templates for that medium from some heavy hitters. Obviously, people need to type and write SOMETHING, or we have lots of dead-space. My point was just to make sure users are empowered to throw shit out, and not worry about whether it "measures up".
I've been saying that for years...Just puke it up. Nobody's going to call the library police over a new ranter's efforts.
Quote from: navkat on March 22, 2012, 10:55:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2012, 04:39:58 PM
Oddly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread
because I POST TO MUCH
or so I've been told.
It's not your fault, it's just that there are SO MANY OF YOU and they ALL HAVE OPINIONS.
:lulz:
Amusingly, yesterday I did in fact have a fever, but I didn't realize it until I started puking.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2012, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 23, 2012, 02:10:29 PM
I just know that "ranting", historically, has been a bit of a daunting idea for members. Because we have some fairly formidable templates for that medium from some heavy hitters. Obviously, people need to type and write SOMETHING, or we have lots of dead-space. My point was just to make sure users are empowered to throw shit out, and not worry about whether it "measures up".
I've been saying that for years...Just puke it up. Nobody's going to call the library police over a new ranter's efforts.
Performance anxiety, for lack of a better term, is still (for me at any rate) a real bitch to get over.
I'll update my tech thread this week. I've been meaning of asking around to see is anyone else using the arduino, great rapid prototyping platform for testing sensors.