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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM

Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM
http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 01:17:56 AM
the NSRA would be happy to kill you, so long as you give us your word that your revolution will not in any way interfere with our revolution. upon receiving your assurances, we will coordinate a high-density artillery strike at your coordinates.

8)

you're welcome.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:19:35 AM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonthe NSRA would be happy to kill you, so long as you give us your word that your revolution will not in any way interfere with our revolution. upon receiving your assurances, we will coordinate a high-density artillery strike at your coordinates.

8)

you're welcome.

Too late.

I have brought doom upon us all, just to teach you a lesson.

The Good Reverend,
Knows you think I'm joking.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 01:25:09 AM
lucky for me, the NSRA is immune to learning lessons....also, we're immune to having doom brought upon us...it's in the contract...read the fine print.

8)

the NSRA is real. the NSRA as it exists on this board is but a joke for me to amuse myself with. there is a REAL NSRA. We are many, we are driven, we will not be stopped. One day you will all wake up and say to yourselves "hey, that guy used to post on the same message board as me...wonder how he got to take over the world?" Join now willingly or join later anyway....the choice is yours, but it's not hte choice you think it is.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2004, 01:30:30 AM
As the oracle of Doom - I can testify that it is, indeed, almost upon us. I'd kill you for it, Rog.....but then you might want to join my army of the dead and undead, and you're pretty high maintenance a Papessa as lazy as me.

PS: I surely do hope I get what I deserve.....cuz I know for a fact I deserve an icy cold margarita right fucking now.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:33:27 AM
Quote from: BellaAs the oracle of Doom - I can testify that it is, indeed, almost upon us. I'd kill you for it, Rog.....but then you might want to join my army of the dead and undead, and you're pretty high maintenance a Papessa as lazy as me.

PS: I surely do hope I get what I deserve.....cuz I know for a fact I deserve an icy cold margarita right fucking now.

I may have pulled off the best jake ever.

It WILL come back to haunt us.  The very WORD "Discordian" will be anathema.  We will be hunted through the streets, and small children will throw rubbish at us.

But you KNEW I'd go too far, one day.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 01:36:06 AM
hmm...sounds like fun to me...although I prefer it when small children throw rocks and batteries.... 8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 02, 2004, 01:36:34 AM
You're more fun angry and alive, than angry and dead.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2004, 01:39:39 AM
Damn right I knew it.
I'm just surprised it took you so long, Roger.

PS: I'm a zombie - we're always hunted through the streets.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: America(tm) on November 02, 2004, 01:40:30 AM
I'm sorry. The party you are trying to reach is busy with another
customer or has stepped away from his desk is order to flirt with
the receptionist. Your call will be put into the company voicemail
queue where it will stay for approximately 439.583 minutes until
someone deletes some existing irrelevant messages in order to
make room to record your irrelevant message. Please remain on
the line because if you hang up it will add at least an additional
143.872 minutes to the time to spend in the queue when you
call back. And seeing as we are the only game in town, you are
going to sit in our queue and like it, pink boy. Thank you for
calling America(tm).

::click::
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:50:46 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDamn right I knew it.
I'm just surprised it took you so long, Roger.

PS: I'm a zombie - we're always hunted through the streets.

Well, as a practicing Subgenius, I'm not really supposed to WORK at these things, so they take time.

Within 24 hours, either:

1.  The prank fails, and nada.

2.  We're all toast.

The timing should give you a clue.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2004, 01:53:55 AM
Shit. :shock:


::is very glad she's already dead as dead can be::
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:56:44 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomShit. :shock:


::is very glad she's already dead as dead can be::

Yep.  I might have sank America.

I will be like unto a GOD.

A DEAD God.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 02:00:42 AM
BADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS!

8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 02, 2004, 02:05:42 AM
Its a good thing that the NSRA has many secret bases scattered through out the world... we are impervious to assault, and mushy stuff...


Long live Fernando Poo
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: on November 02, 2004, 02:06:31 AM
I'm immune to text. Mostly.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Turd FergusonBADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS!

8)

Oh, you WISH it was something like that.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: fluffy on November 02, 2004, 02:32:15 AM
probably has something to do with thermite
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 02:40:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Turd FergusonBADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS! BADNARIK WINS!

8)

Oh, you WISH it was something like that.

yeah, I know...but hey, wouldn't be the first time I lived on the streets and on the run at the same time....

8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Penumbral on November 02, 2004, 02:50:04 AM
waits for free rubbish.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 03:12:42 AM
i haven;t kille dyou because i find you amusing. see that that does not change.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: B_M_W on November 02, 2004, 04:09:09 AM
Me thinks Roger is psychotic, hes going to play Sink America(tm), and I think it might include something bad.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: B23.77 on November 02, 2004, 04:15:33 AM
I probly shouldn't have called him a God.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 04:18:34 AM
Quote from: YthacthaMe thinks Roger is psychotic, hes going to play Sink America(tm), and I think it might include something bad.

DA-DA-DA-DUMMMMMMMMM!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 04:18:57 AM
Quote from: !@#$%^&*I probly shouldn't have called him a God.

Too late now.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 04:22:59 AM
au contraire....not nearly soon enough, methinks....

8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Ursula K Le Guin on November 02, 2004, 04:41:57 AM
Quote from: !@#$%^&*I probly shouldn't have called him a God.

The Word for World is Forest.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 04:44:28 AM
welcoem to godhood roger. here's your keys to the executive bathrooms made entirely of gold and pearl, encrusted with diamond fixtures. attendents will eb plesed to help you with anything you may desire.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 02, 2004, 04:56:52 AM
You sunk America? ::Looks out window:: Then how come I don't notice any flood...HOLY FUCKING GOD that's a lot of water
And that place in the basement made the best fries, too. Sigh. Well, I've got enough food to survive a while here, and I can swim, but I think I should avoid the Bio-Chemistry labs. They've been playing Goddess for a while now, and who knows what's loose.

If I'd joined earlier, I might have killed you. But I'm still too naive right now to think you're harmful. In fact, I'm surprised no one's killed you, with the amount of stabnation that goes on here.
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 02, 2004, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.
Roger I've held A gun to your head and demanded that you kill me , you said " I CAINT"

you think that this is the type of person I'm going to Kill...no.

If you "CAIN'T" do the deed on me I will not return the favor.
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 05:41:17 AM
Quote from: Psymoon
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.
Roger I've held A gun to your head and demanded that you kill me , you said " I CAINT"

you think that this is the type of person I'm going to Kill...no.

If you "CAIN'T" do the deed on me I will not return the favor.


To be fair, I *DID* ask first.
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 05:52:57 AM
you're just going to have to try harder. or chillax, join us for some andy griffith reruns, and have a cold one or 20.
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Hoshiko on November 02, 2004, 07:32:18 AM
Quote from: horab+join us for some andy griffith reruns,

He might be better off dead.  :shock:

Just so you know, I'm not one to kill someone so don't look at me. And yet, if Badnarick DOES win... <pointed look>

There can be no revolution if there is no wall to be thrown against.
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 02:35:18 PM
Quote from: Hoshiko
There can be no revolution if there is no wall to be thrown against.

which is why we must reach critica mass! andy griffith reruns for all!! i know roger likes that shit. what do you think an opie is?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: on November 02, 2004, 02:48:27 PM
The penguin from bloom county?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 02, 2004, 02:51:27 PM
(http://www.allaboutjazz.com/articles/otaylor2004.jpg)
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 02, 2004, 06:05:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Psymoon
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.
Roger I've held A gun to your head and demanded that you kill me , you said " I CAINT"

you think that this is the type of person I'm going to Kill...no.

If you "CAIN'T" do the deed on me I will not return the favor.


To be fair, I *DID* ask first.
I don't recall you asking first .

but on that note meh.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: /o\ on November 02, 2004, 06:10:23 PM
So when will the civil war errupt?

just because he thinks we think he is joking doesnt mean its not a joke.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on November 02, 2004, 06:14:04 PM
no kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bella on November 02, 2004, 06:17:15 PM
Quote from: All rights reservedSo when will the civil war errupt?

just because he thinks we think he is joking doesnt mean its not a joke.
I never ever thought he was joking.
In fact, I can almost assure you that he isn't.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 02, 2004, 06:19:42 PM
Anything else I can probably deal with, but I seriously hope this doesn't lead to a Discortian martyr complex.

Early Christianity... ::Shudders::
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: /o\ on November 02, 2004, 07:16:31 PM
I think he voted kerry !
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: All rights reservedI think he voted kerry !

(http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2004/pic/trsh0.jpg)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 07:31:24 PM
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffno kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...

well, better get here quick then...I got my bag packed and a reservations for a ticket to somewhere far far away on hold...I don't think he's joking, although that may be the joke...if I thought that more of you would be willing ot take to the streets with guns, I'd stick around, but leading a charge of one doesn't really appeal to me.... 8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 02, 2004, 09:18:22 PM
what's your point roger?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: fluffy on November 02, 2004, 09:40:15 PM
roger has a point? does that mean he is a pointy headed intellectual?

:P
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 11:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffno kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...

well, better get here quick then...I got my bag packed and a reservations for a ticket to somewhere far far away on hold...I don't think he's joking, although that may be the joke...if I thought that more of you would be willing ot take to the streets with guns, I'd stick around, but leading a charge of one doesn't really appeal to me.... 8)

Never mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 03, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
bah...

charlatan.

8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: fluffy on November 03, 2004, 01:09:55 AM
::hops up and down in bunny anger::


where is my apocalypse?

you promised me an apocalypse!!!!!!!

wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


::furiously hops up and down on Roger's head::
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.

or just kill yourself?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your point roger?

seriously, what's your point with all this roger?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 03:05:45 AM
maybe it's that people tend to agree with him? or he misses when i first came here?

or i dunno. maybe he has learned the point in pointlessness which i ahve fostered all fo my years.

or maybe he wants to prove some mad hypothesis to himself that if he were a big enough ass he coudl get us to tell him to fuck off, and be at least hlf as mean with it as the whoel so and so affair, half as inteleigent abotu it as the whole taco affiar, and half as anythign at all as the whole uh me affair.

rioger needs to get out and troll soem discordian boards. as i foudn out this board is the least entertaining to troll. which is why i chillax more than i wreak great vengeance roudn these parts. 23ae was great for flaming tho. ol what's his face would start laughing abotu democrats fallign out of the sky while the rest of the board would flame him in oen manner or another, all with long winded posts mreo than twice the size of any of the rants in this section and pissing way mroe sorely than here too. and me i'd stroll in, flameboth sides, then agree with both sides,  whiel reciprocating heavily in zen master like thingamabobs. great stuff. untill the mad advertiser and the guhy who always posted pictures of his penis art showed up. i mean it was funny, but not the sort of thign you wanna check in regularly to see more of.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 03:14:12 AM
i mean, i seriously have no idea what roger is talking about. ever.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 03:19:20 AM
lol. now that is funny.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: pope phil wolardzyk on November 03, 2004, 06:17:43 AM
(http://www.dopefish.com/images/wackyani.gif)

The Dopefish Lives!
Vita Non Deus
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Pope Phil Wolardzyk on November 03, 2004, 06:54:10 AM
Quote from: pope phil wolardzyk(http://www.dopefish.com/images/wackyani.gif)

The Dopefish Lives!
Vita Non Deus

(http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3051/mburger2.jpg)

The dopefish still lives...
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Delusion on November 03, 2004, 08:38:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Never mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.

Mass-mailing worm disguised as a critical update for Windows CE, eh?

Sheeit.  I was expecting at least a nukebomb.  Or Floridia declaring for Badnarik.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 03, 2004, 01:57:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNever mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.
So are we still supposed to try and kill you, or do you want us to wait until you can see how your second attempt turns out?

(I ask because I know I've a big enough ego that I'd want to see the results.  I wouldn't be able to do a suicide-bombing thing until after I learn how to have OOBE's on demand, because I would want to stick around and watch the consequent carnage and news coverage.)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 08:41:58 PM
someone tell me what the tell is going on
Title: Re: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++
or just kill yourself?

Well, I COULD, but that would be CHEATING.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++i mean, i seriously have no idea what roger is talking about. ever.

That's because you haven't achieved Nerdvana.

Seekest thou the perfect cheeseburger, and read the fucking thing again.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 09:24:16 PM
you wrote so many fucking things, what should i read again besides this thread? ALL OF IT? i'm sending out for mcdonalds! big greasy cheeseburgers there.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:25:23 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++you wrote so many fucking things, what should i read again besides this thread? ALL OF IT? i'm sending out for mcdonalds! big greasy cheeseburgers there.

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=945
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 09:30:08 PM
which one of those would you put me under roger? or none of the above?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:33:51 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++which one of those would you put me under roger? or none of the above?

Wilde.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Slarti on November 03, 2004, 09:36:03 PM
yeah i think i'd have to agree, even though i'd rather be more of a free radical.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:43:06 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++yeah i think i'd have to agree, even though i'd rather be more of a free radical.

We can't help what the Lady made us.

I'd rather be a free radical, too, but I'm more of a subgenius, with some phage and elementalist traits.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: on November 03, 2004, 09:51:36 PM
I missed that thread the first time around, but its a good one.

I would probably think of myself as the elementalist, but its hard to guage the self accurately without being distorted by the idealized vision of yourself.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2004, 09:52:53 PM
Quote from: Z¬?I missed that thread the first time around, but its a good one.

I would probably think of myself as the elementalist, but its hard to guage the self accurately without being distorted by the idealized vision of yourself.

Troof.  I'm pretty sure about me, though...because under this callous exterior is an enormous lack of compassion.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: on November 03, 2004, 09:59:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Z¬?I missed that thread the first time around, but its a good one.

I would probably think of myself as the elementalist, but its hard to guage the self accurately without being distorted by the idealized vision of yourself.

Troof.  I'm pretty sure about me, though...because under this callous exterior is an enormous lack of compassion.

I envy you for that, but I find it difficult to divorce myself from my sense of humanity. Humanity, mind you, is the seething mass... the hive, the collective.

I realized something about my own sense of morality recently. Its that my moral code is enforced almost entirely out of fear of consequence, the fear that I will get caught, and not out of genuine moral fiber. Its a terrible place to be, in the middle.

None the less, the essence of chaos in the human is that we are capable of effecting change on ourselves. I am the chrysalis, and out from me will spring a horrible creature, just like the movies.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 03, 2004, 10:09:54 PM
i consider myself a free readical, if onyl because i see a bit of myself in every group except the refugees, as if i've been calling myself discordian for the past 10 years out of fear of being alone, i certainyl made teh exact wrogn choice. oh eayh and because id o change my attitudes and philossphies constnatly. even the the core remains teh same(mreo or less i add a little bit to the canon all the time) tho this may not be apparent because i've been talkign alot of shit abotu fascism and military means over political means for the past year. this may however change soon.

whiel i consider teh conzequences of my actions, often the resutls eitherway can be incredible in their synergetic waveforms across teh land. i've doen soemthign years before then seen results of it clear as day, 3000 miles away, exerting itsel;f as a free force.

however i may simply have a knack for getting ivnolved int hese catalystic forces and waveform deal things.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Anonymous on November 04, 2004, 12:18:06 AM
Hmm...  I read the classifications of Discordians on that other thread, and I think I'm not a Discordian at all, if this is all there is.  

I'm not even a Refugee.  I don't hang out with Discordians because I want to feel accepted - I don't think I'm accepted here, precisely, and I'm unconvinced that there would be any point to it.  I hang out here because I think Roger is infinitely hilarious, and this is where he happens to be.  (I will admit, I've discovered a few others here that I find almost equally funny, but it's not the same kind of amused/grudgingly respectful attitude that I hold for Roger.)  

I mean, sure, the idea of Discordianism is fascinating to me.  But labelling myself as such, I think, would be empty and pointless.

Sometimes, while sifting through the threads here, I've run across posts that make me wonder how many "Discordians" are even Discordian.  I mean, be honest.  Does the infantile whining about things of the human condition that the whiner has no intention of even trying to change really make one a Discordian, or does it just make one an infantile whiner?  I've read posts that are majestic only in their failure to be witty, or chaotic, or even half-way intelligent.  Is it still chaotic if it's a torturously obvious attempt to be chaotic?

I've changed my mind - I no longer would want to kill Roger, even in the generous spirit of giving him what he wants.  I'd rather be selfish, and keep him around for the laughter he gives me.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 04, 2004, 12:19:05 AM
I beg your pardon, the above post by "Guest" was mine.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: agent compassion on November 04, 2004, 01:55:10 AM
QuoteI beg your pardon,

Pardon not given, you greyface.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 04, 2004, 01:58:05 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteI beg your pardon,

Pardon not given, you greyface.


*laughs*
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on November 05, 2004, 06:53:08 AM
Zorga will help you drink yourself to death, Reverend. :twisted:
I will kill you with rum and cokes or the poison of your choice.

You will have to hurry, though. I have head start on you.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2004, 07:15:05 PM
Yesterday in a German shop I found "Whisky Truffles." It's like a bar of Special Dark with alcohol filling. Mmmmm.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: President Bush on November 07, 2004, 06:01:56 PM
Report to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 06:05:31 PM
Quote from: President BushReport to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.

Non Serviam, bitch.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: President Bush on November 07, 2004, 06:08:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: President BushReport to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.

Non Serviam, bitch.

I thought you wanted me to kill you.

Got a special express to take you to Falluja. Really cute pink outfit. Can see it in a sniper scope from five miles off.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: President Bush
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: President BushReport to the National Guard.

We have a special outfit just for you, Roger. Pink tu-tu and everything.

Non Serviam, bitch.

I thought you wanted me to kill you.


Not by proxie, you cheap Menesthenes.  For once, you'll have to do it personally.

Now, wipe that gin-soaked smirk off your damn face and KILL ME, ALREADY!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: President Bush on November 07, 2004, 06:20:14 PM
That's not the Anerican way, you terrorist wanna be. Give me your GPS and I'll have one of your National Guard's jets strafe your house.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: President BushThat's not the Anerican way, you terrorist wanna be. Give me your GPS and I'll have one of your National Guard's jets strafe your house.

Nope.  Do it yourself.

You can even wear your flight suit!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 08, 2004, 08:46:55 PM
Can't even kill one guy personally, Bush? You're just a softie under all that war rhetoric.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Delusion on November 11, 2004, 07:40:44 AM
Quote from: President BushThat's not the Anerican way, you terrorist wanna be. Give me your GPS and I'll have one of your National Guard's jets strafe your house.

Whatcha got against Erics, pansy-ass?

Melnibone was doomed anyhowe.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 03:27:07 PM
Dammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2004, 03:32:36 PM
bah...you should be honored...besides, it not as if anyone was posting your real name, address, and telephone number....

8)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 03:57:03 PM
Turd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

Rog, after the initial shock of seeing my name where I wasn't expecting it, I don't really mind - nothing in there could hurt me, after all.  But let me know, next time.  If you're going to involve me in your trolling or rants, I want to know so I can at least give my full cooperation to being straightman to your mindfuck operations, yeah?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 06:06:06 PM
Quote from: EraPassingTurd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

Rog, after the initial shock of seeing my name where I wasn't expecting it, I don't really mind - nothing in there could hurt me, after all.  But let me know, next time.  If you're going to involve me in your trolling or rants, I want to know so I can at least give my full cooperation to being straightman to your mindfuck operations, yeah?

Wasn't me.  

Again, whomever posted that should PM me IMMEDIATELY.  

EDIT:  That means YUO, Hugh!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Graud the Greyface on November 12, 2004, 07:30:08 PM
All talk, no action...
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Graud the GreyfaceAll talk, no action...

I see my stalker has arrived. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Graud the Greyface on November 12, 2004, 07:49:34 PM
I'm not stalking... You just refuse to face up to the fact that you're a sub-standard intellectual hypocrite.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2004, 07:53:26 PM
Quote from: EraPassingTurd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

of course you're not...in fact, you seem to frequently have whatever view is the opposite of mine...which is cool...makes you more interesting...but you're also not obliged to point it out to me every time I leave a snarky little remark somewhere...I already know...

8)

*thinks the number of people who agree with him is inversely proportionate to how interesting the world is*
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: Graud the GreyfaceI'm not stalking...

Sure you are.  The first step to solving a problem is to admit that you have one.

Now, when did you first become enamored of me?

The Good Rev,
Is all too used to this sort of thing.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:00:12 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: EraPassingTurd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

of course you're not...in fact, you seem to frequently have whatever view is the opposite of mine...which is cool...makes you more interesting...but you're also not obliged to point it out to me every time I leave a snarky little remark somewhere...I already know...

8)

*thinks the number of people who agree with him is inversely proportionate to how interesting the world is*

OMG!  You've made a good point!  People who agree with your views ARE totally noninteresting.
Let's make muffins now!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:02:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:18:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 08:22:01 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.

Buy me dinner first.

I don't want you to think I'm easy.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Bella on November 12, 2004, 08:22:47 PM
Okay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.

You have my pic, right?  Make sure you get the good side of my bloodied skull.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.

Buy me dinner first.

I don't want you to think I'm easy.

I already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.

You have my pic, right?  Make sure you get the good side of my bloodied skull.

And remember to include the manically excited gleam in my clever green eyes.
And maybe a touch of drool.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
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(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 08:41:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:

Well... yeah.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: CannedLizard on November 13, 2004, 02:30:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:

I think that an entity made entirely of bandwidth, with all the various random elements of stuff carried over the internet, would make a good Discordian symbol.

Then again, never mind, about 80% of the figure would be naked and getting fucked by a pregnant hermaphrodite dog.
Title: Why haven't you killed me yet?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 16, 2004, 08:48:00 AM
Problem stomped.