Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on March 29, 2012, 01:07:36 PM

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Question: This is......
Option 1: Awesomely stupid votes: 0
Option 2: Stupidly awesome votes: 0
Option 3: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!!! votes: 8
Title: This is....
Post by: AFK on March 29, 2012, 01:07:36 PM
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/conservative-teen-aims-help-kids-counter-liberalism-195600687.html (http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/conservative-teen-aims-help-kids-counter-liberalism-195600687.html)

QuoteFor parents worrying that their teens are too influenced by liberal ideas like birth control (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/romney-birth-control-decision-wrong-obama-2012-romney-033300119.html), racism (http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/schools-cut-classes-ban-books-avoid-racial-issues-233000438.html), and "Glee," (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/helen-mirren-guest-starring-glee-182600943.html) there's a new glossy magazine in town offering to set them straight. Introducing: "The Conservative Teen."

"Do you have a teenage child or grandchild? Are you concerned about their future and the kind of America they will inherit?" asks publisher William R. Smith on the magazine's website (http://www.theconservativeteen.com/magazine). "The liberal agenda has long dominated our educational institutions, news media, and entertainment industries and so it's imperative we counter by teaching our teen children conservative values."

Not much is known about the publisher, William R. Smith. It's the same name as the man who narrowly won Ohio's 2nd district in the democratic primary earlier this month, backed by the "Victory Ohio Super PAC," (http://wonkette.com/466383/super-pac-turns-some-dude-who-didnt-campaign-into-winner-for-laughs) which conducted robocalls on his behalf and is not registered with the Federal Elections Committee, but it seems odd that a 61-year-old long-distance trucker in Ohio who ran as a Democrat would suddenly decide to launch a magazine promoting conservative Christian values and Tea Party politics.

Whoever he is, he doesn't seem willing to talk about his new publication. Our calls to publisher's office listed in "The Conservative Teen" went unanswered Tuesday morning; by that afternoon, a recording said that the phone number had been disconnected and its Facebook page (with 288 likes and a series of September 2011 posts linking to Sean Hannity) had been taken down (but is still viewable in Google's cache (http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:nxxkenQIO60J:www.facebook.com/theconservativeteen%3Fsk%3Dwall%26filter%3D2+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a)).....

:lulz:
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 29, 2012, 01:40:33 PM
Glee is a liberal concept? I thought it was a tv show about a bunch of singing dorks doing other peoples songs....
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2012, 02:02:05 PM
Ho-ho-hooooo man, check out that cover! Two white, blonde teenagers. It's perfect.
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: navkat on March 29, 2012, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 29, 2012, 01:07:36 PM


Quoteliberal ideas like birth control (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/romney-birth-control-decision-wrong-obama-2012-romney-033300119.html), racism (http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/schools-cut-classes-ban-books-avoid-racial-issues-233000438.html), and "Glee," (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/helen-mirren-guest-starring-glee-182600943.html)
I think we just found the next PD meme.
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: LMNO on March 29, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
"Glee" supports tolerance for gay people, while at the same time making them objects of stereotype and ridicule.

Many thanks to Cain for showing me this website: http://gleesucks.com/

Tagline: "Dear God, America.  We used to go to the moon."
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Cain on March 29, 2012, 02:22:17 PM
I suspect an expert troll at work.

QuoteNot much is known about the publisher, William R. Smith. It's the same name as the man who narrowly won Ohio's 2nd district in the democratic primary earlier this month, [...] Whoever he is, he doesn't seem willing to talk about his new publication.

And Glee Sucks is indeed one of the best sites out there.  "Dear God, America" indeed.
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: EK WAFFLR on March 29, 2012, 02:55:28 PM
Best idea ever.
It's an even better concept than Atheist Comedy.
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 03:26:13 PM
I can think of no better way to ensure that the youth of America grow up to become Socialists. Just look at it!
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:31:14 PM
Is that one of the girls from Prussian Blue all grown up?
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: LMNO on March 29, 2012, 04:38:27 PM
Quote from: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:31:14 PM
Is that one of the girls from Prussian Blue all grown up?

I doubt it.  God fucked them up pretty badly.
QuoteLynx was diagnosed with cancer in high school and had a tumor removed from her shoulder. She also suffers from cyclic vomiting syndrome. Lamb suffers from scoliosis and chronic back pain.
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:50:40 PM
Hahaha, cyclical vomiting syndrome! That's going to be a problem during the coming race war, since I figure we're gonna get rid of the disabled and chronically ill while we're at it. 
Title: Re: This is....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:20:25 PM
Hahaha! I had to look them up:

Quote"Personally, I love diversity," Lynx seconded. "I'm stoked that we have so many different cultures. I think it's amazing and it makes me proud of humanity every day that we have so many different places and people."

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/17/former-nazi-teen-pop-singers-pretty-liberal-now/#ixzz1qWVcnOer