PULL UP A STOOL WHILE I JERK YOU AN OLD-FASHIONED EGG MALT. Or something.
:lulz:
Can I get a tuna melt to go with that?
Let me tell you about our special today:
(http://heatherhomemade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Garbage-Plate-5.jpg)
Actually, I just learned about Garbage Plate yesterday and had to make it for dinner. It was surprisingly good!
I feel both sated and bloated, now. Hit me up with a chocolate milkshake, and I'll just wait for the impending heart attack.
My favorite Vietnamese restaurant has an 'Egg Soda' on their menu, but I haven't been brave enough to try it. One day!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 29, 2012, 04:24:38 PM
I feel both sated and bloated, now. Hit me up with a chocolate milkshake, and I'll just wait for the impending heart attack.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hjIjuORCqdY/Tmyhdq01qNI/AAAAAAAAAgU/dP9wNvQKH2k/s400/Chocolate-Mug-Milkshake.jpg)
WHOLESOME AND AMERICAN!
Quote from: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:35:01 PM
My favorite Vietnamese restaurant has an 'Egg Soda' on their menu, but I haven't been brave enough to try it. One day!
I googled it and it sounds delicious!
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 04:23:03 PM
Let me tell you about our special today:
(http://heatherhomemade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Garbage-Plate-5.jpg)
Actually, I just learned about Garbage Plate yesterday and had to make it for dinner. It was surprisingly good!
French fries, sour cream, chili (or sloppy joe?), cheese...? What's the other stuff?
Looks like macaroni salad. Or maybe it's mac and cheese.
Probably salad, there's something that looks like parsley flakes in it.
And there's a little chopped onion...IT HAS VEGETABLES. Reagan would approve it for a school lunch.
Why does the Short-course Off-road Drivers Association have a fountain, anyway?
In memory of those who's Off-road adventures took them Off-cliff.
It is, indeed, macaroni salad.
And the sauce is a special sauce!
History of Garbage Plate:
http://americanfood.about.com/od/extremeamericancuisine/a/garplate.htm
QuoteThe garbage plate was born in Rochester, New York, at Nick Tahou Hots, a landmark restaurant famous for this great example of American extreme cuisine. The earliest version goes all the way back to 1918, when it was originally called "Hots and Potatoes." The regular customers called it by the nickname "Hots and Po-tots," and it was basically a plate piled high with fried potatoes, baked beans, hot dogs, onions, mustard, and a chili-like meat sauce.
It wasn't until many years later that the dish was officially renamed the "Garbage Plate." The restaurant and bar had became very popular with Rochester's large community of college students, who upon seeing this huge plate of food, and not knowing what exactly it was called on the menu, would simply ask the waitresses, "can I get one of those plates with all the garbage on it?"
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
It is, indeed, macaroni salad.
And the sauce is a special sauce!
History of Garbage Plate:
http://americanfood.about.com/od/extremeamericancuisine/a/garplate.htm
QuoteThe garbage plate was born in Rochester, New York, at Nick Tahou Hots, a landmark restaurant famous for this great example of American extreme cuisine. The earliest version goes all the way back to 1918, when it was originally called "Hots and Potatoes." The regular customers called it by the nickname "Hots and Po-tots," and it was basically a plate piled high with fried potatoes, baked beans, hot dogs, onions, mustard, and a chili-like meat sauce.
It wasn't until many years later that the dish was officially renamed the "Garbage Plate." The restaurant and bar had became very popular with Rochester's large community of college students, who upon seeing this huge plate of food, and not knowing what exactly it was called on the menu, would simply ask the waitresses, "can I get one of those plates with all the garbage on it?"
That makes me wonder if there's something, somewhere, called a Shit Plate. :lol:
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
Why does the Short-course Off-road Drivers Association have a fountain, anyway?
(http://www.maxwagemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GreenFountain-747228.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 06:01:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
Why does the Short-course Off-road Drivers Association have a fountain, anyway?
(http://www.maxwagemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GreenFountain-747228.jpg)
I want to go to there.
So do I. Wherever it is.
Someone made a monument to me puking up cactus? :banana:
If I didn't have a meeting right now, I would WOMP the hell out of you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 07:55:14 PM
Someone made a monument to me puking up cactus? :banana:
Now we
all have to make the pilgrimage.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 07:55:14 PM
Someone made a monument to me puking up cactus? :banana:
OH SHIT
Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Nigel and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
We'd like to thank you for flying Air Oregon, and next time you travel, we hope you'll SHUT UP while the flight attendants are giving you the safety briefing. After all, we'd like to think that we at least gave you a chance not to become a charcaol briquet.
:lulz:
Directions: Place LMNO cartridge in time dispense emitter. Adjust internal settings as desired until proper levels are reached. When LMNO is used up, replace cartridge. LMNO should last 3-6 months, depending on internal setting. Do not place around furniture, pets, or the adult toy. Avoid getting LMNO on your pants or in the eye. Do not expose LMNO to extreme heat or cold. Ensure that ventilation is adequate before using time dispense emitter. Do not put any other product in time dispense emitter.
Side effects of LMNO may include odd arousal, vomiting, and severe interal hemmoraging.
Note that the use of LMNO is illegal in Alabama, Utah, and Puerto Rico.
Directions: Prepare surface by wiping with mineral spirits. Shake Freeky well before using. Swing Freeky back and forth in large arcs, about 14" from prepared surface. Allow Freeky to dry for 12 hours at room temperature before putting the affected surface into service. Ensure area is well ventilated. Intentional inhalation of Freeky is illegal, and can cause kidney failure and/or death.
Although most people tolerate Dok Howl well, it is still possible to develop certain side effects while listening to Dok Howl. Side effects that are most commonly reported when using Dok Howl include drowsiness, headache, and infections. Rare but possible side effects (occurring in less than 1 percent of patients) may include high blood pressure, sensitivity to the sun, and hiccups. When Dok Howl side effects occur, they are typically minor, but be sure to seek medical attention immediately if you develop serious problems such as suicidal thoughts, anxiety, or hallucinations.
PLOT: A "Zork" vet, Doktor Phox is magically plucked from our world, and transported to Utah, which is being ravaged by an evil warlord named Stella who's under the control of a race of ancient, all-powerful beings, led by Cain. Phox allies herself with a warlike race called the Spags, which are five-foot tall Irish creatures, ruled by "Twid" in order to find a way home, but she must also contend with a headstrong princess East Coast Hustle who's trying to escape her forced marriage to Stella and believes she's the Doktor to save her and her people.
REVIEW: Well, it's finally here. After a development process that went into decades, the long-awaited film adaptation of Cram's Spagcar Named Desire finally makes its way to the silver screen. Cram's put at least $250 Million into what it hopes will be the start of a new billion dollar franchise, but is the end result worth all the bother?
The MGT's voice was choked with anger. "You are a worse pirate than Cain."
Ratatosk opened his eyes. His shoulders were on fire and he could not move his hands. For half a heartbeat he feared he was back in his old cell under the Portland bridges, that the jumble of memories inside his head was no more than the residue of some fever dream. I was asleep, he realized. That, or passed out from the pain. When he tried to move, he swung from side to side, his back scraping against stone. He was hanging from a wall inside a server field, his wrists bound by a drag queen's tuck-tape.
The air reeked of burning microchips. The floor was hard-packed pornography. Wooden steps spiraled up inside the walls to the roof. He saw no windows. The server field was dank, dark, and comfortless, its only furnishings a high-backed chair and a scarred table resting on three busted hard drives. No privy was in evidence, though Rat saw a bucket of chewing tobacco spit in one shadowed alcove. The only light came from the LEDs on the table. His feet dangled six feet off the floor.
"My brother's debts," the MGT was muttering. "LMNO's too, though that baseborn abomination was no kin to me." Rat twisted in his chains. He knew that voice. Daruko.
Ratatosk chortled. A stab of pain went up his arms, from his shoulders to his wrists. All he had done, all he had suffered, TCC and MW and EB&G, Hoopla and Salazar, Tucson, the trek through the snows, all of it had only served to exchange one tormentor for another.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I was looking for a list of side effects to tweak and post and found this. Surely another bullshit story cooked up by FOX to make people hate "frivolous lawsuits" and the french, but :horrormirth:
http://hypervocal.com/culture/2011/side-effects-include-drowsiness-diarrhea-and-addiction-to-gay-sex/
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 02, 2012, 08:47:42 PM
I was looking for a list of side effects to tweak and post and found this. Surely another bullshit story cooked up by FOX to make people hate "frivolous lawsuits" and the french, but :horrormirth:
http://hypervocal.com/culture/2011/side-effects-include-drowsiness-diarrhea-and-addiction-to-gay-sex/
Or Rick Warren finally exploded. Fabulously.
And this poor bastard was caught all up in the mix.
Doktor Howl may be habit-forming and should be used only by the person it was prescribed for. Keep the good Doktor in a secure place where others cannot get to it. Doktor Howl can cause side effects that may impair your thinking or reactions. Be careful if you drive or do anything that requires you to be awake and alert.
Tell your doctor if the good Doktor seems to stop working as well in relieving your ignorance. He may have gotten into the cactus again.
Alty (spagimus maximus) is an angry alaskan biped native largely within the Arctic Circle encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is the world's angriest land creature in Alaska, together with the omnivorous Kodiak Bear, which is approximately as angry. An adult male weighs around 160 lbs. Although it is closely related to the Hungarian terrorists, it has evolved to occupy a narrower ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Although most Altys are born on land, they spend most of their time making fun of idiots. Their scientific name means "huge spag", and derives from this fact. Alty can hunt their preferred food of seals from the edge of sea ice, often living off sheer hate and alcohol when no sea ice is present.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 02, 2012, 10:07:47 PM
Alty (spagimus maximus) is an angry alaskan biped native largely within the Arctic Circle encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is the world's angriest land creature in Alaska, together with the omnivorous Kodiak Bear, which is approximately as angry. An adult male weighs around 160 lbs. Although it is closely related to the Hungarian terrorists, it has evolved to occupy a narrower ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Although most Altys are born on land, they spend most of their time making fun of idiots. Their scientific name means "huge spag", and derives from this fact. Alty can hunt their preferred food of seals from the edge of sea ice, often living off sheer hate and alcohol when no sea ice is present.
The only known predator of the Altysaurus is the American Psychoticus Stalkerus. The Altysaurus avoids the predator by backing into its burrow, and waiting for the Stalkerus to beat its brains out on the door frame.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 07:20:46 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Nigel and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
We'd like to thank you for flying Air Oregon, and next time you travel, we hope you'll SHUT UP while the flight attendants are giving you the safety briefing. After all, we'd like to think that we at least gave you a chance not to become a charcaol briquet.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 02, 2012, 10:07:47 PM
Alty (spagimus maximus) is an angry alaskan biped native largely within the Arctic Circle encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is the world's angriest land creature in Alaska, together with the omnivorous Kodiak Bear, which is approximately as angry. An adult male weighs around 160 lbs. Although it is closely related to the Hungarian terrorists, it has evolved to occupy a narrower ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Although most Altys are born on land, they spend most of their time making fun of idiots. Their scientific name means "huge spag", and derives from this fact. Alty can hunt their preferred food of seals from the edge of sea ice, often living off sheer hate and alcohol when no sea ice is present.
The only known predator of the Altysaurus is the American Psychoticus Stalkerus. The Altysaurus avoids the predator by backing into its burrow, and waiting for the Stalkerus to beat its brains out on the door frame.
:lulz:
Seals are god damned delicious. But you have to kill them slowly with kindness or the flavor gets all wonky.
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2012, 08:04:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 02, 2012, 10:07:47 PM
Alty (spagimus maximus) is an angry alaskan biped native largely within the Arctic Circle encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is the world's angriest land creature in Alaska, together with the omnivorous Kodiak Bear, which is approximately as angry. An adult male weighs around 160 lbs. Although it is closely related to the Hungarian terrorists, it has evolved to occupy a narrower ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Although most Altys are born on land, they spend most of their time making fun of idiots. Their scientific name means "huge spag", and derives from this fact. Alty can hunt their preferred food of seals from the edge of sea ice, often living off sheer hate and alcohol when no sea ice is present.
The only known predator of the Altysaurus is the American Psychoticus Stalkerus. The Altysaurus avoids the predator by backing into its burrow, and waiting for the Stalkerus to beat its brains out on the door frame.
:lulz:
Seals are god damned delicious. But you have to kill them slowly with kindness or the flavor gets all wonky.
They don't taste like FISH MEAT?