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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 08:42:41 AM

Title: This Is The Kind Of Shit I LIVE FOR Department
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 08:42:41 AM
Condom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth

Illinois Has Spent $115,000 On Condoms

Nov 1, 2004 9:22 am US/Central
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) A state senator in Springfield says he is surprised and dismayed to learn that the state has been giving away brightly colored and fruit-flavored condoms as part of a campaign to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.

Since January, the Illinois Department of Public Health has spent $115,000 in federal money on condoms to be distributed at public health clinics.

State Senator Steve Rauschenberger, an Elgin Republican, said he was annoyed to learn that 910 thousand of the condoms are orange, green, red and blue, and that 360 thousand of them come in such flavors as orange, lemon, grape and cherry.


What?  He wanted strawberry?

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Post by: namu on November 02, 2004, 12:11:31 PM
We can't have the vulgus *SHOCK* enjoy *ARGH* intercourse, now, shall we ?
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Post by: CannedLizard on November 02, 2004, 01:11:34 PM
Damn those kids! If they want to have oral sex then they'll do it with ORDINARY CONDOMS, DAMMIT!
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Post by: Shaitan5 on November 03, 2004, 02:24:34 AM
Yes!! no fruity flavors... just good ole rubber taste.
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Post by: B23.77 on November 03, 2004, 03:12:20 AM
We don't need to be wasting valuable condoms on a bunch of horny teenagers.  We need new, more, and better Ken and Barbies with life sized interactive nipples.
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Post by: DJRubberducky on November 03, 2004, 02:10:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerCondom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth
Ew, they must have been the ones with *powdered* flavoring.  Those things are *nasty*!
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Post by: agent compassion on November 03, 2004, 06:26:07 PM
I like the cola flavored ones, personally....
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Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 10:21:47 PM
I remember an episode of Real Sex, on HBO, where they were reviewing these latex sex dolls that are terribly expensive, but really life-like (they said).
They were also expensive as hell, because the makers cutomized each one.  If you want a blonde, brunette, redhead, with green, brown, or blue eyes - you got it.

They scared me, actually.  I mean, their "tongues" were hanging out between their "lips" just a little, they had glassy eyes, and they looked... like dead chicks, you know?  
Life like?  Dead-like, yeah.
And they were heavy to move, which just furthered the illusion of a necrophiliac's wetdream..

I thought yall would like to know that.
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Post by: gnimbley on November 12, 2004, 10:24:43 PM
I saw one of those. They had two women playing with a male doll. They
seemed to be pretending to have a good time. Probably one of the
reasons I don't watch TV anymore.
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Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 10:26:18 PM
The male dolls were even worse!
They weren't even attempting to look life-like, they were really big Ken dolls, but with removable playparts.


Edit: a few modifications would have made them a lot more interesting.
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Post by: SMFabal on November 13, 2004, 12:18:23 AM
I do beleive those are avalible at http://www.realdolls.com
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Post by: Bella on November 13, 2004, 12:25:11 AM
How do you always know where to find everything, Fabal?
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Post by: Malaul on November 13, 2004, 12:29:24 AM
If it deals with Sex , this man is the one to ask
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Post by: CannedLizard on November 13, 2004, 02:18:41 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow do you always know where to find everything, Fabal?

The sad thing is that I knew the site, and decided that I would post it noone else knew it :P
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Post by: Das Raddiche on November 15, 2004, 01:45:14 AM
only time ive used a condom in oral sex was with a mexican whore in nuevo laredo and that was for my protection. muahahahhaha

otherwise thats just stupid during all of high school condoms were only used for regular sex.

oral sex with a condom is like dry humping .......useless except for forplay reasons
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2004, 02:50:37 AM
Quote from: Turd Fergusononly time I've used a condom in oral sex was with the raddish's mom in nuevo laredo, and that was for my protection.
ha ha ha

8)
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Post by: Das Raddiche on November 15, 2004, 03:06:05 AM
radish dont have mother so that was probably another one of those prepubiscent dreams that make you stick to your sheets. or being as how your probably quite unexperienced in such matters probably makes you shit your spiderman pajamas
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2004, 03:29:14 AM
[duh]well, even if I shit my spiderman pajamas, I'd still stick to my sheets....[/duh]

:roll:
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Post by: Das Raddiche on November 15, 2004, 03:57:42 AM
I wouldnt know about that :roll:

sounds like a personal problem.

hook line and sinker :twisted:
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Post by: Malaul on November 15, 2004, 03:10:52 PM
since hes shitting his jamiies wouldnt it be better said as hook line and sTinker?
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Post by: Das Raddiche on November 18, 2004, 02:57:06 AM
mebbe if your into puns but im not :twisted:

:twisted: ::vomits on the puns:: :twisted:
Title: I am so getting one of these.....
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on December 08, 2004, 02:50:12 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6661974/

next comes the brain jack... but this will do for now...
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Post by: saint aini on December 08, 2004, 02:53:36 AM
brainjack..isn't that normally called advertising?

At least it's not based on Brainf*ck.
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Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on December 08, 2004, 03:03:38 AM
also, another really cool story a friend posted on his LJ.

Not sure what to make of this, but it does sound damn interesting.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1363339,00.html

judge for yourself
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Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on December 08, 2004, 03:04:20 AM
Quote from: ainibrainjack..isn't that normally called advertising?

At least it's not based on Brainf*ck.

did you even read the fuckin article i posted? or did you jsut decide to make some snide ass comment because no one can stop you?

stop being a post whore Aini..
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Post by: saint aini on December 08, 2004, 03:17:41 AM
Yep, i read the article and forgot to comment.
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Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on December 08, 2004, 03:43:23 AM
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffalso, another really cool story a friend posted on his LJ.

Not sure what to make of this, but it does sound damn interesting.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1363339,00.html

judge for yourself
Zorga found this most interesting.
If this is true, I wonder how it works and what the rammifications will be.
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Post by: Cain on December 08, 2004, 12:16:02 PM
The Chinese are coming near the forefront of medical science at the moment, though their methods may be....questionable.  Very good article though.
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Post by: gnimbley on December 08, 2004, 01:20:04 PM
Why am I reminded of snake oil?
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Post by: on December 08, 2004, 04:03:35 PM
Who knows, so many discoveries are near accidents like this.

Do something weird, notice that it does something, try to figure out how.
Given what he is doing, I'm not suprised that he gets a reaction.
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Post by: Bella on December 08, 2004, 04:19:19 PM
Very strange, indeed.
I think you're Triple Z.
I would imagine that most of the things we take for granted were stumbled upon by someone who did something weird.

For instance, I always wonder how many people had to get sick or die
before humanity figured out which plants were safe to eat.
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Post by: on December 08, 2004, 04:24:15 PM
I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
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Post by: Bella on December 08, 2004, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: Z¬?I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
Exactly.
And who figured out how to make all the nifty tools we have? Trial and error and the ability to share information made it possible for us to build the body of knowledge we have today. My kid used to love the PBS show "Connections" just because it talked about stuff like this, and how one thing is built upon another, which was built upon something else.
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Post by: on December 08, 2004, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Z¬?I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
Exactly.
And who figured out how to make all the nifty tools we have? Trial and error and the ability to share information made it possible for us to build the body of knowledge we have today. My kid used to love the PBS show "Connections" just because it talked about stuff like this, and how one thing is built upon another, which was built upon something else.

That was a really good show, but I remember it being on TLC and not PBS.

PBS is still good for Cyberchase.
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Post by: Bella on December 08, 2004, 04:40:00 PM
You're no doubt right about the channel.
I'm not good at remembering that kind of stuff.

But, yeah it was a good show.
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Post by: gnimbley on December 08, 2004, 08:00:01 PM
Connections was an old PBS show before it became a TLC show.
There have been at least three difference incarnations of it.
The first series was the best, IMO.

Isn't there some vaccine where they take material from a rabbit and
inject it into a dog and then inject into humans? Like the cure for
rabies or something? How did they come up with that?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 08, 2004, 08:02:07 PM
this reminds me alot of modern medial stuff came from the holocaust....

so tehre you go.

reminds me ofthe questionable ethics chapter in hl1.
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Post by: on December 08, 2004, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: Generalissimo Fibslagerthis reminds me alot of modern medial stuff came from the holocaust....

so tehre you go.

reminds me ofthe questionable ethics chapter in hl1.

Project Paperclip
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 10, 2004, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyConnections was an old PBS show before it became a TLC show.
There have been at least three difference incarnations of it.
The first series was the best, IMO.

Isn't there some vaccine where they take material from a rabbit and
inject it into a dog and then inject into humans? Like the cure for
rabies or something? How did they come up with that?

Connections was a computer game, too.
Useless info. about vaccines: the name comes from the word cow, because the first smallpox vaccine was made from cowpox, a less serious disease.
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Post by: agent compassion on December 11, 2004, 01:44:06 AM
Man, I was raised on PBS. Doctor Who and Mcneil-Lehrer News Hour. :)
Now I love "Mythbusters."
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Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on December 13, 2004, 03:52:35 AM
TV is evil, and will suck your brains out your nostrals. beware, you have been warned.
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Post by: Malaul on December 13, 2004, 08:06:41 AM
Quote from: agent compassionMan, I was raised on PBS. Doctor Who and Mcneil-Lehrer News Hour. :)
Now I love "Mythbusters."
Mythbusters > Mister Wizards WOrld
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on December 13, 2004, 10:03:19 AM
Mythbusters is awesome.

I find it hard to believe that they get payed to do nothing but blow shit up and stuff.
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Post by: Hoshiko on December 13, 2004, 11:14:39 AM
Don't forget the building of natural "lasers". And inflatable rafts out of used clothing.

I think they sold their soul to Bella to get that job. I would sell mine too to take it over.

And there was a little show called the Straight Dope long before Mythbusters... if Cecil Adams had had their budget, imagine the possibilities!
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 28, 2009, 05:12:07 PM
Bump for maximum lulz.