Condom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth
Illinois Has Spent $115,000 On Condoms
Nov 1, 2004 9:22 am US/Central
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) A state senator in Springfield says he is surprised and dismayed to learn that the state has been giving away brightly colored and fruit-flavored condoms as part of a campaign to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.
Since January, the Illinois Department of Public Health has spent $115,000 in federal money on condoms to be distributed at public health clinics.
State Senator Steve Rauschenberger, an Elgin Republican, said he was annoyed to learn that 910 thousand of the condoms are orange, green, red and blue, and that 360 thousand of them come in such flavors as orange, lemon, grape and cherry.
What? He wanted strawberry?
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We can't have the vulgus *SHOCK* enjoy *ARGH* intercourse, now, shall we ?
Damn those kids! If they want to have oral sex then they'll do it with ORDINARY CONDOMS, DAMMIT!
Yes!! no fruity flavors... just good ole rubber taste.
We don't need to be wasting valuable condoms on a bunch of horny teenagers. We need new, more, and better Ken and Barbies with life sized interactive nipples.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerCondom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth
Ew, they must have been the ones with *powdered* flavoring. Those things are *nasty*!
I like the cola flavored ones, personally....
I remember an episode of Real Sex, on HBO, where they were reviewing these latex sex dolls that are terribly expensive, but really life-like (they said).
They were also expensive as hell, because the makers cutomized each one. If you want a blonde, brunette, redhead, with green, brown, or blue eyes - you got it.
They scared me, actually. I mean, their "tongues" were hanging out between their "lips" just a little, they had glassy eyes, and they looked... like dead chicks, you know?
Life like? Dead-like, yeah.
And they were heavy to move, which just furthered the illusion of a necrophiliac's wetdream..
I thought yall would like to know that.
I saw one of those. They had two women playing with a male doll. They
seemed to be pretending to have a good time. Probably one of the
reasons I don't watch TV anymore.
The male dolls were even worse!
They weren't even attempting to look life-like, they were really big Ken dolls, but with removable playparts.
Edit: a few modifications would have made them a lot more interesting.
I do beleive those are avalible at http://www.realdolls.com
How do you always know where to find everything, Fabal?
If it deals with Sex , this man is the one to ask
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHow do you always know where to find everything, Fabal?
The sad thing is that I knew the site, and decided that I would post it noone else knew it :P
only time ive used a condom in oral sex was with a mexican whore in nuevo laredo and that was for my protection. muahahahhaha
otherwise thats just stupid during all of high school condoms were only used for regular sex.
oral sex with a condom is like dry humping .......useless except for forplay reasons
Quote from: Turd Fergusononly time I've used a condom in oral sex was with the raddish's mom in nuevo laredo, and that was for my protection.
ha ha ha
8)
radish dont have mother so that was probably another one of those prepubiscent dreams that make you stick to your sheets. or being as how your probably quite unexperienced in such matters probably makes you shit your spiderman pajamas
[duh]well, even if I shit my spiderman pajamas, I'd still stick to my sheets....[/duh]
:roll:
I wouldnt know about that :roll:
sounds like a personal problem.
hook line and sinker :twisted:
since hes shitting his jamiies wouldnt it be better said as hook line and sTinker?
mebbe if your into puns but im not :twisted:
:twisted: ::vomits on the puns:: :twisted:
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next comes the brain jack... but this will do for now...
brainjack..isn't that normally called advertising?
At least it's not based on Brainf*ck.
also, another really cool story a friend posted on his LJ.
Not sure what to make of this, but it does sound damn interesting.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1363339,00.html
judge for yourself
Quote from: ainibrainjack..isn't that normally called advertising?
At least it's not based on Brainf*ck.
did you even read the fuckin article i posted? or did you jsut decide to make some snide ass comment because no one can stop you?
stop being a post whore Aini..
Yep, i read the article and forgot to comment.
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffalso, another really cool story a friend posted on his LJ.
Not sure what to make of this, but it does sound damn interesting.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1363339,00.html
judge for yourself
Zorga found this most interesting.
If this is true, I wonder how it works and what the rammifications will be.
The Chinese are coming near the forefront of medical science at the moment, though their methods may be....questionable. Very good article though.
Why am I reminded of snake oil?
Who knows, so many discoveries are near accidents like this.
Do something weird, notice that it does something, try to figure out how.
Given what he is doing, I'm not suprised that he gets a reaction.
Very strange, indeed.
I think you're Triple Z.
I would imagine that most of the things we take for granted were stumbled upon by someone who did something weird.
For instance, I always wonder how many people had to get sick or die
before humanity figured out which plants were safe to eat.
I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
Quote from: Z¬?I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
Exactly.
And who figured out how to make all the nifty tools we have? Trial and error and the ability to share information made it possible for us to build the body of knowledge we have today. My kid used to love the PBS show "Connections" just because it talked about stuff like this, and how one thing is built upon another, which was built upon something else.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Z¬?I'm always reminded of kung fu, pressure points and locking holds. All of that stuff was developed by trial and error over the course of a few thousand years. "Check that out... yeah, he wont be able to use his legs for the rest of the day."
Exactly.
And who figured out how to make all the nifty tools we have? Trial and error and the ability to share information made it possible for us to build the body of knowledge we have today. My kid used to love the PBS show "Connections" just because it talked about stuff like this, and how one thing is built upon another, which was built upon something else.
That was a really good show, but I remember it being on TLC and not PBS.
PBS is still good for Cyberchase.
You're no doubt right about the channel.
I'm not good at remembering that kind of stuff.
But, yeah it was a good show.
Connections was an old PBS show before it became a TLC show.
There have been at least three difference incarnations of it.
The first series was the best, IMO.
Isn't there some vaccine where they take material from a rabbit and
inject it into a dog and then inject into humans? Like the cure for
rabies or something? How did they come up with that?
this reminds me alot of modern medial stuff came from the holocaust....
so tehre you go.
reminds me ofthe questionable ethics chapter in hl1.
Quote from: Generalissimo Fibslagerthis reminds me alot of modern medial stuff came from the holocaust....
so tehre you go.
reminds me ofthe questionable ethics chapter in hl1.
Project Paperclip
Quote from: gnimbleyConnections was an old PBS show before it became a TLC show.
There have been at least three difference incarnations of it.
The first series was the best, IMO.
Isn't there some vaccine where they take material from a rabbit and
inject it into a dog and then inject into humans? Like the cure for
rabies or something? How did they come up with that?
Connections was a computer game, too.
Useless info. about vaccines: the name comes from the word cow, because the first smallpox vaccine was made from cowpox, a less serious disease.
Man, I was raised on PBS. Doctor Who and Mcneil-Lehrer News Hour. :)
Now I love "Mythbusters."
TV is evil, and will suck your brains out your nostrals. beware, you have been warned.
Quote from: agent compassionMan, I was raised on PBS. Doctor Who and Mcneil-Lehrer News Hour. :)
Now I love "Mythbusters."
Mythbusters > Mister Wizards WOrld
Mythbusters is awesome.
I find it hard to believe that they get payed to do nothing but blow shit up and stuff.
Don't forget the building of natural "lasers". And inflatable rafts out of used clothing.
I think they sold their soul to Bella to get that job. I would sell mine too to take it over.
And there was a little show called the Straight Dope long before Mythbusters... if Cecil Adams had had their budget, imagine the possibilities!
Bump for maximum lulz.