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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2012, 07:42:54 PM

Title: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2012, 07:42:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtm6g0Yr3uw&feature=g-u-u&context=G276f2dbFUAAAAAAAAAA

Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 31, 2012, 07:46:21 PM
He has a track record (http://crooksandliars.com/diane-sweet/santorum-i-didnt-say-black-people-i-sa) for this kind of thing.

I'd say he's toast, but Newt's still going... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2012, 08:07:58 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was awesome.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Luna on April 01, 2012, 01:31:32 AM
I can't even pretend to be shocked.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 01, 2012, 01:38:14 AM
It's fun posting the first link at places like facebook and whipping out the second one when somebody goes "HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT! LEAVE SANTORUM ALOOOOONE".
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Richter on April 01, 2012, 01:41:25 AM
Santorum = The Smiler

Smart enough to fake it, but not enough control to keep it up. :lulz:
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2012, 09:51:51 PM
I thought Obama was The Smiler?
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Richter on April 02, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
Appearance/PR wise, definitely.  Santorum reminds me more of his personality.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 02, 2012, 06:24:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Now you see how we feel in Texas. ALL the time.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 02, 2012, 06:24:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Now you see how we feel in Texas. ALL the time.

It is a distinctly uncomfortable, fidget-in-your-seat, sort of awkward. And nausea-inducing.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2012, 09:36:02 AM
At least you can be certain that Santorum won't re-nig in 2012 (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/dont-re-nig-in-2012-maker-of-racist-anti-obama-sticker-shuts-down-site/).
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 02:31:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
Appearance/PR wise, definitely.  Santorum reminds me more of his personality.

Naw, he'd be Heller.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...

No.  We have too many dingbats as it is.

Send him to Utah.  They like shit like that.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...

Let's do.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 03, 2012, 04:54:35 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...

Let's do.

We'll send him back. With Rick Perry.
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Freeky on April 10, 2012, 02:58:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...

Let's do.

We'll send him back with Arpaio and Gov. Brown
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: E.O.T. on April 10, 2012, 03:11:56 AM
Nigga, pleaze! This whole thread is just... Juvenile! Those audio things, those things that try to capture peoples words, they're
like those speeding cameras on the sides of the roads! I hate those things!
Title: Re: Santorum in All His Glory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on April 10, 2012, 03:11:56 AM
Nigga, pleaze! This whole thread is just... Juvenile! Those audio things, those things that try to capture peoples words, they're
like those speeding cameras on the sides of the roads! I hate those things!

:lulz: It's EVIL MAGIC!

EVERYTHING DEFAULTS TO MAIN.