...you can buy your Hijab at Wal Mart.
Now you!
разве?
:lulz:
разве is a good Russian word btw.
It expresses "really" along with incredulous disbelief.
...you go to Taco Bell for a spicy crunch supreme, but all you're allowed to order is a halal beef hot dog rolled up in a piece of naan.
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:40:12 AM
...you go to Taco Bell for a spicy crunch supreme, but all you're allowed to order is a halal beef hot dog rolled up in a piece of naan.
And yet we have to deport all those Mexicans, stop outsourcing to the Indians, and hate on the Muslims.....
:horrormirth: x10
Also, that's pronounced razvyeh.
Also, I'm putting my ass to bed. If I'm tossing out Russian words instead of Irish, I'm all set.
Please to not be kidding. hijabs in WalMart and halal beef at Taco Bell is just to lulzy.
I want a turban.
...you wake up one day to find the L.I.E's useless HOV lane upholstered with prayer rugs and traffic stops only six times a day instead of the usual 15. NO WOMEN DRIVERS.
Muslim women drivers are the worst. The hijab gets the way of their vision, and if they husband overrules them, they have to do what he says.
Something tells me my absurdly stereotyped humor trying to highlight the idea that we're already there is going over like a turd in the Eid goat.
I got it. I don't know what's up with the rest of these tards, tho.
I suppose there might be a Poe's Law thing going on, but c'mon guys, it's Navkat.
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2012, 03:54:41 PM
I got it. I don't know what's up with the rest of these tards, tho.
I suppose there might be a Poe's Law thing going on, but c'mon guys, it's Navkat.
I'm chalking it up to it having been late. :lol:
But then, I live in the Muslim part of town (such as it exists here).
DURN TUR'RISTS!
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:redneck2:
I actually have a fairly legitimate argument against being too tolerant of Muslims*, in the UK at least, which I've been considering writing up for a while now. The difference is, my arguments are not a) racist b) sectarian or c) involve conflating Muslims with terrorists.
I'll probably work on it today, though that doesn't mean it will necessarily get done by the day's end.
*this whole sentence is horrible and doesn't accurately convey what I'm trying to say, but I'm operating on some a very low blood sugar level right now. It's more about how certain aspects of the left in the UK are willing to overlook certain Muslim beliefs simply because they are currently the underdog in our existing national power structure, rather than actually looking at what those beliefs are and thinking ahead. Which is why I need an essay to sum this up, and cannot do it in a sentence.**
**Meanwhile, most anti-Muslism sentiment in the UK is bigoted in nature, even on the anti-Islamic/pro-intervention left, and relies almost exclusively on smearing via association and fallacious links to international terrorism, so I'm definitely not arguing in favour of those tards.
I have a lot of cognitive dissonance on the Muslim issue myself. On one hand: I'm all about letting people do whatever they want unhindered as long as it's not violent.
The other hand is this: there are a lot of white girls in Alabama who converted to Islam when dating a black guy stopped pissing off momma and daddy. They join a Masjid, the women play matchmaker and find them a husband in need of a greencard and away they go. Only they never stop being Alabama white girls and Alabama white girls talk a lot of shit.
So I've been told openly that it's their duty to have as many babies as possible and to convert America into the New Islam. They have stated openly that they plan is to use their numbers to turn the tides here and establish sharia law...even if someday there must be revolution.
When they are bragging about their religion, they have no shortage of things to say about how the Quran promotes peace but they talk out of the sides of their mouth about some pretty violent shit that should happen to EACH OTHER for stupid, gossipy baloney. Like "She did blankety blank and everyone knows it. Her entire family should be whipped for her shame."
What?
I have no idea if this is the True IslamTM but either way, it seems to be the model being built here by this strange amalgamation of foreign Muslim men and uneducated Southern Baptist Rebelion women. It frightens me.
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 04:38:12 PM
I have a lot of cognitive dissonance on the Muslim issue myself. On one hand: I'm all about letting people do whatever they want unhindered as long as it's not violent.
The other hand is this: there are a lot of white girls in Alabama who converted to Islam when dating a black guy stopped pissing off momma and daddy. They join a Masjid, the women play matchmaker and find them a husband in need of a greencard and away they go. Only they never stop being Alabama white girls and Alabama white girls talk a lot of shit.
So I've been told openly that it's their duty to have as many babies as possible and to convert America into the New Islam. They have stated openly that they plan is to use their numbers to turn the tides here and establish sharia law...even if someday there must be revolution.
When they are bragging about their religion, they have no shortage of things to say about how the Quran promotes peace but they talk out of the sides of their mouth about some pretty violent shit that should happen to EACH OTHER for stupid, gossipy baloney. Like "She did blankety blank and everyone knows it. Her entire family should be whipped for her shame."
What?
I have no idea if this is the True IslamTM but either way, it seems to be the model being built here by this strange amalgamation of foreign Muslim men and uneducated Southern Baptist Rebelion women. It frightens me.
Wait what
this whole post is kind of amazing
How much is "a lot"?
Well, in 2007, it was just my friend Tonya and a few of the young ladies who I met giving her rides to her Masjid. Lately, it seems I can't go anywhere without running into aryan white skin and blue eyes peering out of a hijab, yelling at her kids in a southern drawl.
Well, Alabama has now legally changed the state name to Al-A'bama, so...
:lulz:
I looked for some news articles too. I thought to myself "someone has to have written something about this." but I found nothing to underscore what I'm talking about.
However, I did find this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OowUIPVcCA&sns=em
That was filmed about three blocks from my old house on the other side of the bay that I lived in when I first moved here and it inadvertently spotlights the fact that while there's a segment of the population of younger adults here who are becoming disillusioned by christianity (or just rejecting it because it's too mainstream lol), they can't seem to live without the pull of some kind of worship. There's a fannatical new breed of muslim converts because they're taking the tambourine-shaking, tear-soaked, dancing in the aisles level of devotion that was expected of them in christianity and applying it to islam.
Listen to this guy's words: he converted because his friend who was different and cooler than everyone else in Daphne was muslim. Regardless of what his relationship to Islam is now, that's what got the ball rolling.
That should give you a picture of the story here.
This whole thing is making me think that backlash might never really be backlash, but the same old shit with a different face.
GET THIS MAN A CIGAR.
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 04:38:12 PM
I have a lot of cognitive dissonance on the Muslim issue myself. On one hand: I'm all about letting people do whatever they want unhindered as long as it's not violent.
The other hand is this: there are a lot of white girls in Alabama who converted to Islam when dating a black guy stopped pissing off momma and daddy. They join a Masjid, the women play matchmaker and find them a husband in need of a greencard and away they go. Only they never stop being Alabama white girls and Alabama white girls talk a lot of shit.
So I've been told openly that it's their duty to have as many babies as possible and to convert America into the New Islam. They have stated openly that they plan is to use their numbers to turn the tides here and establish sharia law...even if someday there must be revolution.
When they are bragging about their religion, they have no shortage of things to say about how the Quran promotes peace but they talk out of the sides of their mouth about some pretty violent shit that should happen to EACH OTHER for stupid, gossipy baloney. Like "She did blankety blank and everyone knows it. Her entire family should be whipped for her shame."
What?
I have no idea if this is the True IslamTM but either way, it seems to be the model being built here by this strange amalgamation of foreign Muslim men and uneducated Southern Baptist Rebelion women. It frightens me.
If they're Alabama white girls either way, what's the fucking difference? They could be burning Black churches like they were up to a few decades ago.
You know what'll really freak these rednecks out is Hispanic Muslims.
The whole damn country is gonna be speaking Spanish and reading the Koran.
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
You know what'll really freak these rednecks out is Hispanic Muslims.
The whole damn country is gonna be speaking Spanish and reading the Koran.
Oh!
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
You know what'll really freak these rednecks out is Hispanic Muslims.
The whole damn country is gonna be speaking Spanish and reading the Koran.
Which would explain their opposition to the NYC Mosque, being built by the Cordoba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%B3rdoba,_Andalusia) Initiative.
Are you kidding? I look forward to Hispanic Muslims! That's just what those weirdos need!
Think about it: most hispanics I know are too drunk and happy to worry about jihad and strife. They've already managed to reduce Catholicism to a series of superstitious suggestions, at this rate, they could certainly turn Islam into a mashup with Buddhism! It's perfect!