I want to get "Sous-vide" in old english across my stomach. What do you think?
Not only should you do it, but pics are requested.
Quote from: DECI4 on April 09, 2012, 09:09:48 AM
I want to get "Sous-vide" in old english across my stomach. What do you think?
I think it would have more impact in Latin.
How does one spell Under Vacuum in Old English?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2012, 01:40:11 PM
How does one spell Under Vacuum in Old English?
NAVY with a small "a" or alternately with an 'æ'
Quote from: hirley0 on April 09, 2012, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2012, 01:40:11 PM
How does one spell Under Vacuum in Old English?
NAVY with a small "a" or alternately with an 'æ'
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
And yeah, DECI4, you should definitely get that tattoo. I tried to think of what I would get if I were to get some verbiage tattooed that reflected my culinary style, but all I could come up with was "Burn that shit with fire".
I have to say, the quality of DECI4's trolls has been declining, and is now far below our standards.
Let's get it in gear.
He's labeling himself "cooked in plastic". *shrugs*
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2012, 05:27:06 PM
He's labeling himself "cooked in plastic". *shrugs*
Well, so far, his act has been a little on the prepackaged side. :lol:
Wait is that was sous vide means? Like i put shit in my tupperware and cook it in the microwave? Why does that need a schmancy french name when we can just say nuked in tupperware?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 09, 2012, 05:33:58 PM
Wait is that was sous vide means? Like i put shit in my tupperware and cook it in the microwave? Why does that need a schmancy french name when we can just say nuked in tupperware?
It's more of a schmancy french method of cooking in plastic.
YOU: Pull tupperware containing american chop suey from freezer, nuke.
THE FRENCH: Torture goose, extract liver, cook in plastic. Sous-vide.
yeah, sous-vide requires putting the thing you want to cook into a vacuum-sealed plastic bag and poaching it in a temperature-controlled warm water bath.
I hope to fuck Stelz was kidding and people don't actually use sous-vide to cook foie gras because that would be beyond fucking nasty.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 09, 2012, 06:04:32 PM
yeah, sous-vide requires putting the thing you want to cook into a vacuum-sealed plastic bag and poaching it in a temperature-controlled warm water bath.
I hope to fuck Stelz was kidding and people don't actually use sous-vide to cook foie gras because that would be beyond fucking nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sous-vide
"The method was adopted by Georges Pralus in 1974 for the Restaurant Troisgros (of Pierre and Michel Troisgros) in Roanne, France. He discovered that when foie gras was cooked in this manner it kept its original appearance, did not lose excess amounts of fat and had better texture."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_bags
Quote from: hirley0 on April 09, 2012, 06:59:57 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_bags
:lulz: Again, Nop wins the thread.
HAY GUISE I WANT TO GET A PERMANENT SCAR ON MY BODY REFLECTING MY INTERESTS TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND DISPLAY MY ORIGINALITY AND REBELLIOUS SPIRIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET? NO REASONABLE DESIGN WILL BE IGNORED.
I'm particularly fond of the idea of you getting a hot dog in a bag of tepid water on your ass!
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
HAY GUISE I WANT TO GET A PERMANENT SCAR ON MY BODY REFLECTING MY INTERESTS TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND DISPLAY MY ORIGINALITY AND REBELLIOUS SPIRIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET? NO REASONABLE DESIGN WILL BE IGNORED.
I'm particularly fond of the idea of you getting a hot dog in a bag of tepid water on your ass!
Nav, I love you a bit.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
HAY GUISE I WANT TO GET A PERMANENT SCAR ON MY BODY REFLECTING MY INTERESTS TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND DISPLAY MY ORIGINALITY AND REBELLIOUS SPIRIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET? NO REASONABLE DESIGN WILL BE IGNORED.
I'm particularly fond of the idea of you getting a hot dog in a bag of tepid water on your ass!
Nav, I love you a bit.
Retro-type tatts are the best. Old Sailor Jerry flash, or Bettie Page swinging a whip. WHACK! :lol:
Nav- get a two male bonobos and a female bonobo in a tryst. Guaranteed no one has that.
I wouldn't make a guarantee like that in a world with furries.
Damn. Forgot about furries. Thanks for the reminder.
Bosch tongue!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R3AUkojRxlc/TnzTC6BvqUI/AAAAAAAAARI/q4-I_j4YDpU/s1600/funny-tattoos-picspilecom-.-i-tattoodonkey.com.jpg)
Even the teeth in that pic are P'shopped for symmetry!
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
HAY GUISE I WANT TO GET A PERMANENT SCAR ON MY BODY REFLECTING MY INTERESTS TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND DISPLAY MY ORIGINALITY AND REBELLIOUS SPIRIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET? NO REASONABLE DESIGN WILL BE IGNORED.
I'm particularly fond of the idea of you getting a hot dog in a bag of tepid water on your ass!
Nav, I love you a bit.
That's because you get me. I'm convinced we're cut from the same cloth. We're basically streakers who run around, throwing decapitated dolls and naughty wind-up-toys at disbelieving onlookers.
You have a way of making it taste better which is why I'm also convinced you're about 75% responsible for the fact that this forum has lightened the fuck up in recent years. Ridiculous is so much yummier with a side of "vindaloo." Nahmean, brah?
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 05:35:54 AM
Even the teeth in that pic are P'shopped for symmetry!
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
HAY GUISE I WANT TO GET A PERMANENT SCAR ON MY BODY REFLECTING MY INTERESTS TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND DISPLAY MY ORIGINALITY AND REBELLIOUS SPIRIT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET? NO REASONABLE DESIGN WILL BE IGNORED.
I'm particularly fond of the idea of you getting a hot dog in a bag of tepid water on your ass!
Nav, I love you a bit.
That's because you get me. I'm convinced we're cut from the same cloth. We're basically streakers who run around, throwing decapitated dolls and naughty wind-up-toys at disbelieving onlookers.
You have a way of making it taste better which is why I'm also convinced you're about 75% responsible for the fact that this forum has lightened the fuck up in recent years. Ridiculous is so much yummier with a side of "vindaloo." Nahmean, brah?
Pshaw. It was like that when I got here. :oops: