I've got something for you. I need a mailing address. And a new tongue, as I seem to have burned this one off to a charred stump in the course of testing this hot sauce I just made.
Hell yes.
It's a small batch, since this was a SCIENCE experiment, but I'll split it with you guys and mail you a small jar which should still be enough to make you have to wipe your asses with popsicles for a day or three.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 09, 2012, 09:33:41 PM
It's a small batch, since this was a SCIENCE experiment, but I'll split it with you guys and mail you a small jar which should still be enough to make you have to wipe your asses with popsicles for a day or three.
I'm always down with a little nerve damage.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I'm pretty sure "explosive levels of capsacin" is somewhere on the USPS "Do Not Ship" list.
Quote from: navkat on April 09, 2012, 09:40:30 PM
I'm pretty sure "explosive levels of capsacin" is somewhere on the USPS "Do Not Ship" list.
:lol: Ithink as long as spontaneous combustion isn't imminent, you're good.
Hey, never underestimate a poorly-paid government employee's ability to make a federal case and a lawsuit out of being made to handle the office coffee pot without an MSDS and a Tyvek suit!
ECHGF works at a UPS store. I think it'll be OK. :lulz:
Hawt. So like; you make jokes about how she handles people's packages all day? You know, touching that lady's box? And like, helping that old dude with his junk?
Duh. I also make jokes about stuff she does at work.
Quote from: navkat on April 10, 2012, 06:49:15 AM
Hawt. So like; you make jokes about how she handles people's packages all day? You know, touching that lady's box? And like, helping that old dude with his junk?
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 10, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
Duh. I also make jokes about stuff she does at work.
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Also
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Agreed. I know when I've been beat.
One small jar of Colon Crippler(TM) brand hot sauce in the mail and headed to Tucson.
I used only fresh peppers, no extracts or powders, so it won't smell overpoweringly spicy. At first taste you'll be like "this is some delicious relish, but it's not really spicy..." then a few seconds later it will grow into a strong but pleasant heat on the front of your palate. It's meant to be used as a condiment, not to be cooked with as the sugars in it will scorch easily, and I recommend it on burgers, chicken wings, eggs, or pretty much any goddamn thing but particularly those things.
SWEET!!!
:noodledance:
Has anybody tried these? http://hotnagaviper.com/
Nah, that's just TOO hot. I like spice that accents the flavor of the food but stuff like that just overwhelms it.
I'm just thinking you could have one of these and flavor 100 pots of beans.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 15, 2012, 02:25:46 AM
I'm just thinking you could have one of these and flavor 100 pots of beans.
Perhaps useful, but with too much hot and not enough pepper flavor.
Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 15, 2012, 02:25:46 AM
I'm just thinking you could have one of these and flavor 100 pots of beans.
Perhaps useful, but with too much hot and not enough pepper flavor.
True. Cooking with these would probably have to be done almost like homeopathy. :|
PACKAGE RECEIVED. :fap:
This might have to wait until I'm not dying of the plague and can breathe well enough to consume.
It might drive the plague out of your body and make you breathe TOO MUCH.
Yay!
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 17, 2012, 03:06:12 PM
It might drive the plague out of your body and make you breathe TOO MUCH.
I WILL PUT IT ON MY LUNCH WAFFLE AND/OR STEAK!
I mixed about a teaspoon with a tablespoon of teriyaki juice and general tsao sauce and had it on my steak. It was DERICIOUOS.
WHO LOVES YA BABY?
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Make Roger try it straight. I want to see if it registers on those crusty decrepit tastebuds of his.
:lulz: I will do this thing that you ask of me.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 18, 2012, 07:35:18 PM
WHO LOVES YA BABY?
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Make Roger try it straight. I want to see if it registers on those crusty decrepit tastebuds of his.
NOT ASKEERED.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 18, 2012, 07:35:18 PM
WHO LOVES YA BABY?
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:kojak:
Make Roger try it straight. I want to see if it registers on those crusty decrepit tastebuds of his.
NOT ASKEERED.
You will be.
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YOU WILL BE.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 12:50:43 AM
I mixed about a teaspoon with a tablespoon of teriyaki juice and general tsao sauce and had it on my steak. It was DERICIOUOS.
Hooray!
It's lovely with vindaloo, or on rice with raita.
I didn't realize you had tried this batch, but if we're talking about two totally different things then you should probably get ahold of ECHGF and stop by sometime to pick up your birthday present and try the homemade colon burner hotsauce. I'm flying out in a couple days so if you're not already FB friends with her just pluck her out of my friends list and add her.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on May 06, 2012, 08:51:27 PM
I didn't realize you had tried this batch, but if we're talking about two totally different things then you should probably get ahold of ECHGF and stop by sometime to pick up your birthday present and try the homemade colon burner hotsauce. I'm flying out in a couple days so if you're not already FB friends with her just pluck her out of my friends list and add her.
:lulz: Actually, what's funny as shit is that I thought this was the thread I started about something I mailed her. So my comments in this thread are completely unrelated.
But I do WANT SOME!