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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 12:53:53 AM

Title: Man turns into human balloon? GAH! NO!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 12:53:53 AM
The last line. Oh god oh god oh god.  :horrormirth:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/25/man-turns-human-balloon-falling-air-hose/
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Post by: Phox on April 14, 2012, 01:00:29 AM
what the shit?  :lulz:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 01:21:33 AM
NOT OK
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Post by: Juana on April 14, 2012, 01:27:18 AM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: OH MY GOD WHAT.
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Post by: navkat on April 14, 2012, 01:33:53 AM
Subcutaneous Emphysema! Usually S/S of pulmonary trauma but given the circumstances...yeah.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 02:31:51 AM
I've never seen that, but I have seen a hydraulic injection injury.  Not pretty.
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Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?
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Post by: navkat on April 14, 2012, 03:26:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?

You seem to say a lot of things that would work equally as well as metaphors for my life.
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Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:55:10 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 14, 2012, 03:26:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?

You seem to say a lot of things that would work equally as well as metaphors for my life.

:horrormirth:

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Post by: Pæs on April 14, 2012, 09:41:55 AM
Why is this news? It's New Zealand. We do this shit for fun.
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Post by: Cain on April 14, 2012, 09:43:57 AM
In New Zealand, it's either this or do unnatural acts with sheep.

Quite frankly, we have enough human-sheep hybrids running around the place.
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Post by: Pæs on April 14, 2012, 09:53:07 AM
Or you can have your cake and eat it too.

http://www.nzstag.co.nz/data/media/images/Stag%20Shop/Stag&InflatableSheep.jpg
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 14, 2012, 09:21:14 PM
Awesome news story! A+++ would read again!!
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Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on April 17, 2012, 04:11:36 AM
WILL ONE OF YOU BASTARDS JUST GET THE POOR GUY A PORK ROAST ALREADY!
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Post by: hirley0 on April 17, 2012, 07:16:29 AM
http://www.curtrenz.com/




Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on April 17, 2012, 04:11:36 AM
WILL ONE OF YOU BASTARDS JUST GET THE POOR GUY A PORK ROAST ALREADY!