Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on April 14, 2012, 04:02:55 PM

Title: The best "letter to the editor" I have ever read
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2012, 04:02:55 PM
QuoteI'm sick of squatters and travellers, pop music, the BBC, surveillance cameras, my rotten pension, terrorists, Anglican bishops, and having no money, and I just want to die. My country, which I loved, is ruined. It will never be happy again."

Never again!  Woe!

Feel free to guess the paper, though with a list like that, it shouldn't be that hard.
Title: Re: The best "letter to the editor" I have ever read
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 14, 2012, 04:04:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 14, 2012, 04:02:55 PM
QuoteI'm sick of squatters and travellers, pop music, the BBC, surveillance cameras, my rotten pension, terrorists, Anglican bishops, and having no money, and I just want to die. My country, which I loved, is ruined. It will never be happy again."

Never again!  Woe!

Feel free to guess the paper, though with a list like that, it shouldn't be that hard.

Has to be the Daily Mail!
Title: Re: The best "letter to the editor" I have ever read
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 14, 2012, 04:40:44 PM
I'm sick of fast food, my dog shitting indoors, people who over pronounce the H in words that use "wh", belief structures that differ from mine, when you open a bag of chips and half of it is already empy, and having a terrible job. Everything is ruined forever, and it has to be everyone elses fault!


That's such a weird list. I can't even believe it's serious. Or maybe it's not?