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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 09:24:06 PM

Title: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 09:24:06 PM
...and the Secret Service is looking into it.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :fap:
http://​maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/​2012/04/17/​11249393-nugent-draws-the-secre​t-services-attention
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 09:31:27 PM
This is the guy that shat himself repeatedly to get out of the draft.

What a he man.   :lulz:
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 09:36:02 PM
Yeah, I just found that!
http://www.newshounds.us/2007/08/26/proof_ted_nugent_is_a_draft_dodger_will_hannity_keep_defending_him.php

"(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment."

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 17, 2012, 09:38:05 PM
WOW!!!!!!!! :horrormirth:

I am sharing that lovely tidbit on the FB.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 09:41:49 PM
A crazyman pretending to be crazy in order to dodge a draft. Ive heard everything now.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2012, 09:42:25 PM
Oh wow.  :lol:
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 17, 2012, 09:56:00 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 09:41:49 PM
A crazyman pretending to be crazy in order to dodge a draft. Ive heard everything now.

:lulz:

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Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Jesus.
what a moron.  "i'll either be dead or in jail this time next year"?...
that's pretty clearly a threat of violence in response to the result of a presidential election. said to a large crowd.
does he think he can get away with that?!

wait....
the SS said they will 'conduct an appropriate follow up'.... i'm guessing that means they will not do anything other than 'keep an eye on him'.  if they make a big deal out of it, it would only give more publicity to him and his views.  if they actually locked him up, then it would martyr him to to people that are chomping at the bit to be more fanatical than they are.

So, he can. 
he can say what is tantamount to, "If Obama gets elected, i will commit violent acts, and i hope you all join me!"
he can say this to a receptive audience.
and he can get away with it.


regarding the draft dodging, i don't hold that against any man in any way that he deems effective.
although his method is a bit..... distasteful.  i'm not up on my draft dodging history.  could you just claim to be gay back then?  (i'm guessing not, or this would have been widespread, no?)
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Jesus.
what a moron.  "i'll either be dead or in jail this time next year"?...
that's pretty clearly a threat of violence in response to the result of a presidential election. said to a large crowd.
does he think he can get away with that?!

wait....
the SS said they will 'conduct an appropriate follow up'.... i'm guessing that means they will not do anything other than 'keep an eye on him'.  if they make a big deal out of it, it would only give more publicity to him and his views.  if they actually locked him up, then it would martyr him to to people that are chomping at the bit to be more fanatical than they are.

So, he can. 
he can say what is tantamount to, "If Obama gets elected, i will commit violent acts, and i hope you all join me!"
he can say this to a receptive audience.
and he can get away with it.


regarding the draft dodging, i don't hold that against any man in any way that he deems effective.
although his method is a bit..... distasteful.  i'm not up on my draft dodging history.  could you just claim to be gay back then?  (i'm guessing not, or this would have been widespread, no?)

Any form of draft-dodging is funny, if you later go on to demand war constantly.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:11:33 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Jesus.
what a moron.  "i'll either be dead or in jail this time next year"?...
that's pretty clearly a threat of violence in response to the result of a presidential election. said to a large crowd.
does he think he can get away with that?!

wait....
the SS said they will 'conduct an appropriate follow up'.... i'm guessing that means they will not do anything other than 'keep an eye on him'.  if they make a big deal out of it, it would only give more publicity to him and his views.  if they actually locked him up, then it would martyr him to to people that are chomping at the bit to be more fanatical than they are.

So, he can. 
he can say what is tantamount to, "If Obama gets elected, i will commit violent acts, and i hope you all join me!"
he can say this to a receptive audience.
and he can get away with it.


regarding the draft dodging, i don't hold that against any man in any way that he deems effective.
although his method is a bit..... distasteful.  i'm not up on my draft dodging history.  could you just claim to be gay back then?  (i'm guessing not, or this would have been widespread, no?)

Jimi Hendrix was given the option of going to jail or going to Nam. He chose Nam and then proceeded to say he was sexually attracted to his Commanding Officer.

However, this is Jimi we're talking about, who would probably have no problem with being considered gay over the option of shitting his pants.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 02:58:57 PM
Jesus.
what a moron.  "i'll either be dead or in jail this time next year"?...
that's pretty clearly a threat of violence in response to the result of a presidential election. said to a large crowd.
does he think he can get away with that?!

wait....
the SS said they will 'conduct an appropriate follow up'.... i'm guessing that means they will not do anything other than 'keep an eye on him'.  if they make a big deal out of it, it would only give more publicity to him and his views.  if they actually locked him up, then it would martyr him to to people that are chomping at the bit to be more fanatical than they are.

So, he can. 
he can say what is tantamount to, "If Obama gets elected, i will commit violent acts, and i hope you all join me!"
he can say this to a receptive audience.
and he can get away with it.


regarding the draft dodging, i don't hold that against any man in any way that he deems effective.
although his method is a bit..... distasteful.  i'm not up on my draft dodging history.  could you just claim to be gay back then?  (i'm guessing not, or this would have been widespread, no?)

Any form of draft-dodging is funny, if you later go on to demand war constantly.

Exactly.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 18, 2012, 03:17:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:59:59 PM
Any form of draft-dodging is funny, if you later go on to demand war constantly.

True, that!
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: Ted NugentSee, I'm a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally, and there are some power-abusing corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth to identify the violations of our government.

Funny. Wikipedia and google images seems to indicate that he's a white Christian. Why he's at a Nazi-Klan rally is anyone's guess.

Oh wait, Nugent is nuts. Never mind. Nothing to see.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 18, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
I remember old interviews with Nugent where he's bragging about banging underage girls and running people off the road in his jeep...typical wackjob repub, one set of laws for him and another for everybody else.
Title: Re: DA NUGE ADDRESSES HIS ARMY OF PO'BUCKERS...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 20, 2012, 01:52:45 PM
This guy has been on my "Guy who says the stupidest thing on earth in front of a camera" list for a while.
Like when he was on Anthony Bourdain's show talking about how the current state is a target rich environment...


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Christ, what an asshole!