Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 17, 2012, 09:59:30 PM

Title: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 17, 2012, 09:59:30 PM

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

also:

I don't really need or want a computer in my phone. Just a phone, thank ya.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 17, 2012, 09:59:30 PM

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

It's about something in another thread entirely.

Damn.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 12:52:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 17, 2012, 09:59:30 PM

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

It's about something in another thread entirely.

Damn.

Well, I kinda shot up from OP, and was referencing this:

QuoteAnd as far as representation goes, HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT FOR YOU, AMERICA?  Yeah, the voice of the people babbled a bit, and you got the government you deserve.  AGAIN.  There seems to be some kind of LEARNING DISABILITY inherent in North America.

But I can see how you'd think I was being random.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:52:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Sir, yes, sir.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:56:10 PM
Cain, can I have a thread split, please?

Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?

Sorry, man.  It was you or me.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 02:17:37 AM
Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?

Sorry, man.  It was you or me.   :lulz:

:lulz:

It's ok.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:18:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:18:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:22:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:18:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.

How old is he?
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:29:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:22:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:18:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 03:16:45 PM
Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.

How old is he?

No idea.  College age, I'm thinking.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

But I need my anger.  It's the only thing that keeps my aging, decrepit body functioning.  Without senseless rage, I'd just collapse into a pile of skin & hair.  Mostly hair.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:51 PM
Oh, and thanks, Cain.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

That was my intended implication. My bad.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:39:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:34:44 PM
That was my intended implication. My bad.

No problem. 

If I got mad about things like this, I wouldn't have time to be properly angry about things that really matter.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Inspiring. Well, both, but you should take away inspiring.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:59:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.

Now Dok, you know we can't keep that promise. You're immortal.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 05:03:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 04:59:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 18, 2012, 03:44:10 PM
Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.

Now Dok, you know we can't keep that promise. You're immortal.

:tgrr:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Freeky on April 18, 2012, 07:25:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 03:48:06 PM

ETA: 22 makes sense.

:crankey:  It does not!
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 09:00:48 PM
Youre an exception.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Freeky on April 18, 2012, 10:13:38 PM
............


Okay. :lol:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Freeky on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:28:43 PM
Cainad also has a pipe and mutton chops so hes more like a twenty something circa 1875
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Freeky on April 18, 2012, 11:21:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:28:43 PM
Cainad also has a pipe and mutton chops so hes more like a twenty something circa 1875
:lulz:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 04:41:51 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>
did you just correct a spelling mistake with another spelling mistake?   :lol:

also, i've found that the most expedient way of dealing with the situation in this forum when you have apparently ruint evarthing is usually to simply apologize for ruint evarthing and never speak of it again, regardless of how you actually feel about the matter.
unless it's roger, in which case you should duel him to your death.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 19, 2012, 04:50:23 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 18, 2012, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
Actually it occurs to me that garbo is about your age. So im going to change my response to include "because you dont have a penis which makes people dumber"

BLAM!

Also I think Cainad is 22.  I'm actually 24, but I haven't been a non-sequitar spouting twerp since I was 18.

That seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Hey man. I was a retard at 22, and I fully admit it. I'm a 30 year old retard. We can't all have mutton chops. Like I said, you show promise. And I'm flattered that I'm apparently some sort of barometer.

Twid,
can be judgmental at 30 because he was there with the non-sequiturs as well.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 05:06:41 AM
And some of us can grow chops and still be retards...  :|
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Freeky on April 19, 2012, 05:11:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 05:06:41 AM
And some of us can grow chops and still be retards...  :|

Yeah, but your old beard put Jesus's beard to shame.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 05:57:28 AM
Ah, I wasn't trying to correct a spelling mistake. Non-sequitur is just a hard word.

But fair enough. My bad for messin' shit up for people, whoever they are. At no point was I made aware of my actions, previous to this thread. It wasn't me being a dick, just me being ignorant.

'Nuff said on the subject from me.

Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 19, 2012, 06:12:10 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 05:57:28 AM
Ah, I wasn't trying to correct a spelling mistake. Non-sequitur is just a hard word.

But fair enough. My bad for messin' shit up for people, whoever they are. At no point was I made aware of my actions, previous to this thread. It wasn't me being a dick, just me being ignorant.

'Nuff said on the subject from me.

All good on my end. You can Seinfeld up my threads per your Doktor's orders.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 19, 2012, 03:11:13 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AMThat seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Sure thing I make non-sequiteria all the time and I totally get away with it!

For instance: bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop spade

It's just that we completely arbitrarily yet unanimously decided that YOU can't.

And that's final. Just the way it is.

When I came here, they decided I was forbidden from writing epic poetry on the subject of fictional battles in Almere in the 15th century. I was devastated, because it was all I knew.

So really stop complaining because poor poor you can't talk about something that doesn't even make sense. You can't possibly imagine the great loss, the gaping bleeding wound they tore from my heart by denying me my poetic callings. Sure, it wasn't very good epic poetry, but if a retarded kid comes at you with a soggy drooled over piece of paper with some crayon scribblings on it are YOU going to lie to him and say it's pretty?




Also, the only well-rounded individual we got here, is Hirley0. And he would never dare to utter a non-sequitur. Like a swarm of nanobots.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 03:47:59 PM
Heed this man's words, son.
He's Belgian.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 19, 2012, 03:11:13 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 19, 2012, 03:08:00 AMThat seems a bit judgmental. A person can't enjoy "non-sequitors" and also be an intelligent, well-rounded individual?

</butthurt>

Sure thing I make non-sequiteria all the time and I totally get away with it!

For instance: bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop bishop spade

It's just that we completely arbitrarily yet unanimously decided that YOU can't.

And that's final. Just the way it is.

When I came here, they decided I was forbidden from writing epic poetry on the subject of fictional battles in Almere in the 15th century. I was devastated, because it was all I knew.

So really stop complaining because poor poor you can't talk about something that doesn't even make sense. You can't possibly imagine the great loss, the gaping bleeding wound they tore from my heart by denying me my poetic callings. Sure, it wasn't very good epic poetry, but if a retarded kid comes at you with a soggy drooled over piece of paper with some crayon scribblings on it are YOU going to lie to him and say it's pretty?




Also, the only well-rounded individual we got here, is Hirley0. And he would never dare to utter a non-sequitur. Like a swarm of nanobots.

:potd:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one.  :shudder:
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one.  :shudder:

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:51:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one.  :shudder:

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.

No, that's not fear, that's horror.
Title: Re: Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:53:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:51:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:24:11 AM
Non-sequitur. Ok people?

Oh, THE SHAME!   :sad:

I can't believe I actually typed that out. :lol: I remember thinking it, but I swear I decided not to actually post it because it's obnoxious.

I must do penance.

I am ashamed of my pedantry.

When LMNO comes back, he's gonna rip me a new one.  :shudder:

That's not the scary part... the scary part is what he'll do to it after he rips it.

No, that's not fear, that's horror.

:lulz: