GOOD FUCKING MORNING to all you creepy-faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with McDonalds until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put political bumper stickers on your cars to show how Goddamn WITTY you are, you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how superior you are because you chose to be born in America, you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty-looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even Ted Nugent can manage.
That is all. You may now return to your daily America™.
Fuckers.
I'm starting to get a vague suspicion that you aren't very fond of most people, Dok.
I can't imagine why, when you could be spending all that hate on prepackaged Hate Targets carefully selected for you by vague yet powerful forces.
MOAR
Quote from: Cainad on April 18, 2012, 05:07:04 PM
I'm starting to get a vague suspicion that you aren't very fond of most people, Dok.
I can't imagine why, when you could be spending all that hate on prepackaged Hate Targets carefully selected for you by vague yet powerful forces.
I'm not an elitist.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 05:07:42 PM
MOAR
YOU THINK I'M HERE TO DANCE FOR YOU, YOU WHEY-FACED BOGHOPPING MICK BASTARD PRICK FUCKWAD SHITGOBBLING EAST COAST FRY COOK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER?
I guess I am.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 05:07:42 PM
MOAR
YOU THINK I'M HERE TO DANCE FOR YOU, YOU WHEY-FACED BOGHOPPING MICK BASTARD PRICK FUCKWAD SHITGOBBLING EAST COAST FRY COOK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER?
I guess I am.
I look like a fry cook?
:sad:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 18, 2012, 05:07:42 PM
MOAR
YOU THINK I'M HERE TO DANCE FOR YOU, YOU WHEY-FACED BOGHOPPING MICK BASTARD PRICK FUCKWAD SHITGOBBLING EAST COAST FRY COOK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER?
I guess I am.
I look like a fry cook?
:sad:
The whole world looks like fry cooks to me. Each and every fucked up, stinking, primate crawling across my Goddamn planet and pooping everywhere.
OK let's see.
How am I doing it wrong? HOW AM I NOT AMERICAN ENOUGHTM
Fast food breakfast?
Uncheck. I ate some kind of probably mostly proccessed cereal food product. half a point?
Bumper sticker?
Uncheck. FUCK I MUST HAVE TO STUPID STICKERS TO SHOW MY BULLSHIT OPINIONS. zero points?
Chose to be born in America?
uncheck? I dunno. 1 point?
Everything else? Dammit Dok. I can't help it if I am sexy like all the sexy people of Walmart. Maybe if you lowered your standards somemore, AmericaTM would be looking so sexy you would want to jam your bits into it until they broke off.
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 18, 2012, 08:33:43 PM
Everything else? Dammit Dok. I can't help it if I am sexy like all the sexy people of Walmart. Maybe if you lowered your standards somemore, AmericaTM would be looking so sexy you would want to jam your bits into it until they broke off.
Just imagine what those people are gonna look like in 20 years. You'll be on your barstool, trying to ignore what's next to you while you shiver inside and swill cheap scotch...Because you know if you look at the tattooed skinbag next to you, those tats are gonna start moving again, and then you'll lose it.
You'll puke like you've never puked before, you'll puke until you black out.
Then you'll wake up in the alley to the sound of barflies giggling while they rifle through your wallet, and then you'll hear their voices and footsteps fade away.
And then you'll hear a toothless-sounding chuckle, and you'll realize that
you're alone with her, and you're still to sick to scream for help.
Then you will understand America™.
But then, of course, it's TOO LATE.
Some days I wish I would grow up just like you.
Today is not one of those days. I think I am going to spend the rest of the day huddled in the tub with the lights off cleaning a shotgun until the floor stops dancing.
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 18, 2012, 08:42:36 PM
Some days I wish I would grow up just like you.
Today is not one of those days. I think I am going to spend the rest of the day huddled in the tub with the lights off cleaning a shotgun until the floor stops dancing.
I've always said that a shotgun is a great investment.
REAL AMERICANS HAVEN'T SEEN THEIR JUNK IN DECADES (http://aliveandwellcoloncare.com/id9.html)
OK, sometimes it's not that. Sometimes the liver just...inflates.
QuoteHis nursing home records indicated that he had a vigorous appetite, despite not having a bowl movement for more than a month.
So, apparently, that's not a cause for concern in nursing homes either. I'd seriously commit suicide before entering one of those things.
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2012, 08:51:57 PM
QuoteHis nursing home records indicated that he had a vigorous appetite, despite not having a bowl movement for more than a month.
So, apparently, that's not a cause for concern in nursing homes either. I'd seriously commit suicide before entering one of those things.
I like to think of those as veal pens for hate.
If I get shoved in one, I will shit the bed twice a day until the orderlies push my wheelchair down the fire stairs.
It's apparently not a cause for concern to this meme woman, either. You can see her colon on her right side:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs471.ash1/25852_10100147289203175_12400087_55157194_5898574_n.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 08:53:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2012, 08:51:57 PM
QuoteHis nursing home records indicated that he had a vigorous appetite, despite not having a bowl movement for more than a month.
So, apparently, that's not a cause for concern in nursing homes either. I'd seriously commit suicide before entering one of those things.
I like to think of those as veal pens for hate.
If I get shoved in one, I will shit the bed twice a day until the orderlies push my wheelchair down the fire stairs.
I had a friend who worked for one in my old town, before he turned whistleblower for the QCC anyway. It certainly had that effect on him. In his words "at least Nazis had reasons to want to torture people. Not good reasons, but they existed."
And from the sound of it, they wouldn't throw you down the stairs there until they had your PIN number, at the very least.
I worked with a lady whose dad got thrown out of one because he talked some old lady into giving him a blowjob.
That's your ticket out. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2012, 05:02:28 PM
GOOD FUCKING MORNING to all you creepy-faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with McDonalds until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put political bumper stickers on your cars to show how Goddamn WITTY you are, you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how superior you are because you chose to be born in America, you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty-looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even Ted Nugent can manage.
That is all. You may now return to your daily America™.
Fuckers.
Yeah. This, more or less, sums it up...