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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 08:42:58 PM

Title: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 08:42:58 PM
I have a confession to make.  I am actually Nigel.  Or one of them, at any rate.  I mean, you all know that there's an unbounded number of increasing Nigels, but have you ever wondered why you never see more than one?  It's because she is clever at disguises.  For example, she puts on a fright mask and a bald wig and screams at you on PD.

Sometimes she puts on a fake beard and sets out to sea.  Sometimes she wears wooden shoes and clomps around Belgium.  When she's not doing that, she's in England, teaching rich kids.  Or working the server room in Ireland, wearing Andy Gibb's hair.

Starting to see a pattern, here?

Now take a really, really good look at Barack and Michelle Obama.  Seem...familiar?  And if you think that's Mitt Romney's real face, I have a surprise for you.

Sometimes she gets out her Star Wars duds, the Emperor Palpatine outfit, and runs around the vatican telling people horrible lies that they treat as infallible truth.

Everyone is Nigel, except for you.

For now.
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2012, 09:17:28 PM
EEEEEE this is delightfully creepy!
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 20, 2012, 09:36:57 PM
I want to be Nigel. Just for about a week, until Seguin is a smoking crater.  :fap:
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Don Coyote on April 20, 2012, 11:07:06 PM
Have you ever seen Buddha and Nigel in the same place?
(http://gensem.net/images/Koyasan/koyawombman500wb.jpg)
Now this an ancient Buddhist tapestry, and the details aren't quite that sharp, but I should think it's obvious to all that it is clearly depicting an infinity of reflections of Nigel into Nigels into Nigels.
Also, Nigel in Sanskrit is the SAME as Buddha.

COINCIDENCE????
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2012, 11:11:03 PM
WHOAAAAAAA

I think my head just 'sploded!  :lulz:
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 20, 2012, 11:16:58 PM
"How you think Nigel out there when you Nigel?"
- some Zen guy
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Don Coyote on April 20, 2012, 11:29:19 PM
"If you meet Nigel on the street RUN LIKE A SCARED DEER!!"
-Ancient Zen Proverb
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 03:20:27 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 21, 2012, 12:49:56 PM
"The sound of one Nigel clapping is the most sanity-draining, horrible sound in the universe"
–Some dude.
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 21, 2012, 06:27:01 PM
"Nigel" is an anagram of "Zelig" (if you turn the 'N' on it's side) Woody allen was embroiled in a sex scandal shortly after releasing this film (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086637/). Coincidence?
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 07:30:46 PM
I cannot help but be filled with delight at the direction this is going in.
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Phox on April 21, 2012, 08:07:57 PM
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on April 21, 2012, 08:07:57 PM
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/

:lulz: I love that.
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Phox on April 21, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Thanks.  :lulz:
Title: Re: All The Nigels, part III of V
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 22, 2012, 12:30:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on April 21, 2012, 08:07:57 PM
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/

Wow.

It's like something collected by the Grimm brothers (or whoever collected the rhymes, too lazy to google) that people read to little kids not knowing that it really alludes to a legion of Nigels smiting old europe with plague and mass beheadings.  :lulz:
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