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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Telarus on April 24, 2012, 08:52:48 AM

Title: Explosions over California...
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2012, 08:52:48 AM
...turn out to be an asteroid the size of "a minivan" exploding at 33,500 MpH over the Sierra Nevada Mountains.

http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/04/24/0252246/asteroid-the-size-of-a-minivan-exploded-over-california
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
That's so cool!
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2012, 04:52:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
That's so cool!

TOO DAMN SMALL.
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 24, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Alright! Another iron shipment from god!
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2012, 05:05:42 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 24, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Alright! Another iron shipment from god!

If it exploded, it was probably just conglomerate gravel.

And besides, Jesus puts minerals and oil back in the Earth when we aren't looking.

Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2012, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2012, 04:52:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
That's so cool!

TOO DAMN SMALL.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Kai on April 25, 2012, 01:15:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2012, 05:05:42 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 24, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
Alright! Another iron shipment from god!

If it exploded, it was probably just conglomerate gravel.

And besides, Jesus puts minerals and oil back in the Earth when we aren't looking.

You give me a headache. This isn't my century.
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 05:51:52 PM
FOX News warned us about these Anonymous exploding minivans!!
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: minuspace on May 23, 2012, 10:48:49 PM
These ones explode like fast, slow, fast - not like the ones with automatic transmission...
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 25, 2012, 08:52:18 PM
 In reality, Dateline NBC producers had rigged the minivan sized asteroid's fuel tank with remotely controlled model rocket engines to initiate the explosion.
Title: Re: Explosions over California...
Post by: minuspace on May 25, 2012, 10:41:14 PM
Upon further inspection, it seems the staff of Dateline was unaware of how the asteroids trajectory spelled "I love you" in one rare Palledian dialect.