Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 PM

Title: ATTN ALTY
Post by: Freeky on April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 PM
PACKAGE RECEIVED!  :noodledance: 
Title: Re: ATTN ALTY
Post by: Salty on April 24, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
Ok, good. Now, this is important: don't open it! It's been coated in what appears to be a fine powder but is in fact an army of nanobots. Inhaling any of these will give you superhuman/supercheetah abilities. It will also make you gain 500lbs of pure liquid mass around your eyeballs unless you wear the safety goggles in the next package.
Title: Re: ATTN ALTY
Post by: Freeky on April 24, 2012, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 24, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
Ok, good. Now, this is important: don't open it! It's been coated in what appears to be a fine powder but is in fact an army of nanobots. Inhaling any of these will give you superhuman/supercheetah abilities. It will also make you gain 500lbs of pure liquid mass around your eyeballs unless you wear the safety goggles in the next package.

SHIT.  ME = FUCKED FOREVER.