Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Telarus on April 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM

Title: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Telarus on April 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM
I couldn't resist. (http://www.thefancy.com/things/279802901/Bathroom-Vanity-by-Neris)

(http://cf2.thingd.com/default/279802901_d33322343390.jpg)
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
Having a floor like that would make me shit too.
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 10:19:28 PM
Mine looked like that for awhile but the landlord finally fixed it.
Oh, and it only went down a couple of feet. But the toilet was about to fall through.
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Phox on April 26, 2012, 12:12:06 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Phox on April 26, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
Duh, you can see me beret.
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 12:25:47 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2012, 12:31:07 AM
WAUGH

Where is that?
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 26, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: NewSpag on April 26, 2012, 12:44:00 AM
The toilet seems unnecessary...
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Freeky on April 26, 2012, 01:45:43 AM
Quote from: Net on April 26, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 02:12:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom
Post by: Telarus on April 26, 2012, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: