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Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:09:06 AM
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Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:13:50 AM
eris be praised!

on a less lighter note, but no less or more serious one, just make sure to remember the price of all this, even of those who sign the bill aren't  paying for it.

i certainly am not. :|
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:15:27 AM
Quote from: horab+eris be praised!

on a less lighter note, but no less or more serious one, just make sure to remember the price of all this, even of those who sign the bill aren't  paying for it.

i certainly am not. :|

Oh, but you will.

When this kind of shit gets a full head of steam up, EVERYBODY gets a share.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:21:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab+eris be praised!

on a less lighter note, but no less or more serious one, just make sure to remember the price of all this, even of those who sign the bill aren't  paying for it.

i certainly am not. :|

Oh, but you will.

When this kind of shit gets a full head of steam up, EVERYBODY gets a share.

damn i fucked up my sentences there.

meant i will not be forgetting. i'm one of the onyl people iknow that take a minute on nov. 11 for people who died 40 and 60 years before i was born.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:24:25 AM
Quote from: horab+
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab+eris be praised!

on a less lighter note, but no less or more serious one, just make sure to remember the price of all this, even of those who sign the bill aren't  paying for it.

i certainly am not. :|

Oh, but you will.

When this kind of shit gets a full head of steam up, EVERYBODY gets a share.

damn i fucked up my sentences there.

meant i will not be forgetting. i'm one of the onyl people iknow that take a minute on nov. 11 for people who died 40 and 60 years before i was born.

Me, too.

But perhaps we would be better served taking more than a fw moments to try to prevent it from happening AGAIN.

Because it's coming.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:26:02 AM
i agree.


i've been seeign it coming for years. 1996 wasn't loud enough? or not enough people died?
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 04, 2004, 07:33:01 AM
I was at a birthday party for a freind once... and she hushed everyone( she was throwing her birthday party in the morning). Her grandfather was injured in that and He lost a few good friends...

she was born on nov. 11.

That year I started observing until then I guess that history did not speak to me the way it does now....
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:36:58 AM
Quote from: horab+i agree.


i've been seeign it coming for years. 1996 wasn't loud enough? or not enough people died?

1996 wasn't shit.  Most Americans have already forgotten it.

Fact is, we've been hiding behind an "invincible" army (having spent 10 years in that army, I can assure you it is NOT invincible) for so long that we can't even smell the blood on our hands, anymore.

But that doesn't mean it will always be that way.  Go ask the Athenians.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: on November 04, 2004, 07:40:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab+i agree.


i've been seeign it coming for years. 1996 wasn't loud enough? or not enough people died?

1996 wasn't shit.  Most Americans have already forgotten it.

Fact is, we've been hiding behind an "invincible" army (having spent 10 years in that army, I can assure you it is NOT invincible) for so long that we can't even smell the blood on our hands, anymore.

But that doesn't mean it will always be that way.  Go ask the Athenians.

A friend of mine recently came back from Iraq, he had a few interesting stories to tell. One of them, that I thought was hilarious, was how he was on the highway back to his base from falluja... and he saw some army EOD guys hard at work.

One of them was banging on the tip of a large shell that was buried in the ground with a hammer.

He said he was a little confused by that one, and I would be too.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Z¬?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab+i agree.


i've been seeign it coming for years. 1996 wasn't loud enough? or not enough people died?

1996 wasn't shit.  Most Americans have already forgotten it.

Fact is, we've been hiding behind an "invincible" army (having spent 10 years in that army, I can assure you it is NOT invincible) for so long that we can't even smell the blood on our hands, anymore.

But that doesn't mean it will always be that way.  Go ask the Athenians.

A friend of mine recently came back from Iraq, he had a few interesting stories to tell. One of them, that I thought was hilarious, was how he was on the highway back to his base from falluja... and he saw some army EOD guys hard at work.

One of them was banging on the tip of a large shell that was buried in the ground with a hammer.

He said he was a little confused by that one, and I would be too.

Sounds like a prank.  Empty shell casing.

I've seen similar jokes.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: on November 04, 2004, 07:49:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Z¬?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab+i agree.


i've been seeign it coming for years. 1996 wasn't loud enough? or not enough people died?

1996 wasn't shit.  Most Americans have already forgotten it.

Fact is, we've been hiding behind an "invincible" army (having spent 10 years in that army, I can assure you it is NOT invincible) for so long that we can't even smell the blood on our hands, anymore.

But that doesn't mean it will always be that way.  Go ask the Athenians.

A friend of mine recently came back from Iraq, he had a few interesting stories to tell. One of them, that I thought was hilarious, was how he was on the highway back to his base from falluja... and he saw some army EOD guys hard at work.

One of them was banging on the tip of a large shell that was buried in the ground with a hammer.

He said he was a little confused by that one, and I would be too.

Sounds like a prank.  Empty shell casing.

I've seen similar jokes.

Heh, makes sense. I thought about signing up with the air force and specifically requesting EOD. I figured, I'd rather be cleaning up mine-fields and detonating misfired artillery shells from a distance, than actually shooting people... hell, that would be fun

but somehow I dont think they'd let me pick my job.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 04, 2004, 07:56:53 AM
that's the problem with joining th emilitary now aint it? :P
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: namu on November 04, 2004, 11:45:32 AM
Irakis banging on shells with a hammer is not uncommon at all, and is no prank. They collect the copper rings on the shells to sell them later. I get this from a Sergeant who came back just a few days ago.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: CannedLizard on November 04, 2004, 01:07:38 PM
Here's a small ray of good news: it's believed that John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge are stepping down, and that Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell (the only human being on the Bush administration, unfortunately) will step down within the next four years. About time.

My worry is who will take their place.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: namu on November 04, 2004, 01:33:27 PM
Looks like promotion time for Karl Rove. And you thought Ashcroft was bad.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: CannedLizardHere's a small ray of good news: it's believed that John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge are stepping down, and that Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell (the only human being on the Bush administration, unfortunately) will step down within the next four years. About time.

My worry is who will take their place.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Ridge, maybe...Ashcroft ain't going no fucking place.

Neither is Elaine Chou, or Donald Rumsfeld.  They are as much a part of the Bush administration as is Bush.

They are, as they say, a package deal.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2004, 05:50:42 PM
Quote from: namuLooks like promotion time for Karl Rove. And you thought Ashcroft was bad.

Karl Rove CAN'T be promoted.  He's already on top.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Colonel Failure on November 09, 2004, 04:16:50 AM
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired
signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not
fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.  This world in arms is not
spending money alone.  It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the
genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.  This is not a way
of life at all in any true sense.  Under the clouds of war, it is
humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
               -- Dwight Eisenhower, April 16, 1953
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 09, 2004, 05:08:54 AM
1984 is even scarier when you read it for the first time while Bush fights The War On Terror.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 09, 2004, 11:12:49 AM
ACK!

THE FUCKTARD IS PRESIDENT!

Well, at least we're half way through. (if the world lives that long anyway.)
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2004, 04:39:28 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCACK!

THE FUCKTARD IS PRESIDENT!

Well, at least we're half way through. (if the world lives that long anyway.)

I like to think of it as "the armageddon is half FULL".
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Commander on November 09, 2004, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Z3

Heh, makes sense. I thought about signing up with the air force and specifically requesting EOD. I figured, I'd rather be cleaning up mine-fields and detonating misfired artillery shells from a distance, than actually shooting people... hell, that would be fun

but somehow I dont think they'd let me pick my job.

Actually, if your ASVAB score is high enough you can choose what you want.  The first time I went into the service I went in with a garunteed job in Intelligence.  It was part of my contract.  However, I think EOD is predominantly an Army/Marine function.  

actually i am considering going back into the Air Force by joining the Air National Guard. I figure working for an air refeuling wing will keep me fairly safe.  So I can spread a little discordianism from the inside, and get my student loans payed back, and get a Top Secret Security Clearance again, all at the same time.  Woohoo!

The Commander
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2004, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: The Commander
Quote from: Z3

Heh, makes sense. I thought about signing up with the air force and specifically requesting EOD. I figured, I'd rather be cleaning up mine-fields and detonating misfired artillery shells from a distance, than actually shooting people... hell, that would be fun

but somehow I dont think they'd let me pick my job.

Actually, if your ASVAB score is high enough you can choose what you want.  The first time I went into the service I went in with a garunteed job in Intelligence.  It was part of my contract.  However, I think EOD is predominantly an Army/Marine function.  

actually i am considering going back into the Air Force by joining the Air National Guard. I figure working for an air refeuling wing will keep me fairly safe.  So I can spread a little discordianism from the inside, and get my student loans payed back, and get a Top Secret Security Clearance again, all at the same time.  Woohoo!

The Commander

Safe.  Yes, as safe as Curtiss LeMays.

Congratulations.  You won't be killing Iraqis, you'll just be HELPING kill Iraqis...a people that never did us any harm.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Commander on November 09, 2004, 07:49:55 PM
Are you Goading me?


I've never been goaded before....

At least not by anyone as handsome as you...  :wink:

The Commander
DIA

PS...Who is Curtis LeMay?
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2004, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: The CommanderAre you Goading me?


I've never been goaded before....

At least not by anyone as handsome as you...  :wink:

The Commander
DIA

PS...Who is Curtis LeMay?

I'll never tell.

Curtiss LeMays?  Google.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Commander on November 09, 2004, 09:55:06 PM
Um....yeah...I got nuthin on this curtis character....

The Commander
DIA
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2004, 10:32:32 PM
Quote from: The CommanderUm....yeah...I got nuthin on this curtis character....

The Commander
DIA

Nonsense.  Even Curtiss LeMays had to start SOMEWHERE.  Given enough time and practice, you too could be killing brown people with the best of them.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2004, 11:03:11 PM
no..I think he means that nothing comes up when you google Curtiss LeMays...

8)
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: fluffy on November 09, 2004, 11:35:12 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCACK!

THE FUCKTARD IS PRESIDENT!

Well, at least we're half way through. (if the world lives that long anyway.)

less than that

the curse of tecumseh (http://www.snopes.com/history/american/curse.asp)

that ought to cheer some of you up
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 09, 2004, 11:50:27 PM
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20041109/1809287702.htm&floc=NW_1-T

Quote from: Ashcroft, justifying his resignation"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

Did they catch Bin Laden or something?[/quote]
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Slarti on November 11, 2004, 01:20:38 AM
hmm so ashcroft quit... dandy i guess.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2004, 01:28:22 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++hmm so ashcroft quit... dandy i guess.

If you liked Ashcroft, you're gonna LOVE Gonzales.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Slarti on November 11, 2004, 01:31:08 AM
what if i don't like anybody because my RAW-induced paranoia trip has led me to not trust anything regarding politics from anywhere?
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2004, 01:33:08 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++what if i don't like anybody because my RAW-induced paranoia trip has led me to not trust anything regarding politics from anywhere?

Then I suppose you could put on a tinfoil hat, and start printing flax.

But nobody will notice, or care, except certain family members who will sadly shake their heads when your name is brought up at reunions.

Just saying.
Title: Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
Post by: Delusion on November 11, 2004, 08:54:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Slartibartfast++hmm so ashcroft quit... dandy i guess.

If you liked Ashcroft, you're gonna LOVE Gonzales.

Our nightmare, Thy kingdom come, on Earth as on Mars, we will be done.

Just in case anyone thought that they'd stepped into a nicer book.

And they don't expect trouble ramming the fuck through the Senate, they say.

(Trouble?  What trouble?  Since whatsinsname had a plane crash, even the fucking Democrats do what the neocons ask.)