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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 05:23:22 AM

Title: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 05:23:22 AM
Ready?
-Smoke n shit on I-75 causes a pile up of more than a dozen cars and 11 people die
-Trayvon Martin gets shot, racial bullshit ensues
-2 teenage boys that went to my son's school are bound, shot and set on fire on the bike trail near my house
-The old lady that owned the food truck near the bar I work at was shot dead in it while being robbed
-Some crazy bitch yanked her clothes off and tried to jump off the 408
-Casey Anthony is still in the news, being sued for defamation or some shit

and that's not even the WEIRD stuff
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: navkat on April 28, 2012, 07:27:25 AM
I say we all pick up pitchforks, torches and flamethrowers and just storm Simi Valley, CA and Celebration, FL
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 12:34:29 PM
Not to mention about 3 different Publix grocery stores have been hit by cars and airplanes.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 28, 2012, 12:39:04 PM
I've read weird news stories about Florida for a few years now.
What the cock is up with that place?
Is it the heat? The Humidity? Disney World?
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 28, 2012, 09:37:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.

That's the most plausible explanation I've heard so far. I bet it comes from Disney World, though.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 10:36:26 PM
Rocket fuel in the water supply.







































not kidding
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2012, 10:57:48 PM
Yeah, rocket fuel contamination is a problem.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 09:37:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.

That's the most plausible explanation I've heard so far. I bet it comes from Disney World, though.

It's not just DisneyWorld. It's DisneyWorld+ScientologyTown......
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: AFK on April 29, 2012, 01:28:22 AM
FWIW, I met a couple of cool cats at a recent training who were from Central Florida. 
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 29, 2012, 01:34:37 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 29, 2012, 01:28:22 AM
FWIW, I met a couple of cool cats at a recent training who were from Central Florida.

They probably weren't born here, just lived here last perhaps.
Everyone here is from somewhere else.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: AFK on April 29, 2012, 01:36:51 AM
Yeah, actually now that you mention it, one was originally from Connecticut and the other New York. 
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 29, 2012, 01:50:44 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 10:36:26 PM
Rocket fuel in the water supply.







































not kidding

THA FUCK?!!??
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 29, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Just because everybody doesn't live at Disney Ground Zero doesn't mean they make it out of early childhood without being EXPOSED.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 29, 2012, 05:40:59 PM
Disney is not the worst thing that's happened to this place.
It's actually quite easily ignored (unless you drive by it on I-4)

It's NASA and the military bases we've had here since the dawn of rockets that's caused a lot of horrible pollution and oh by the way, be careful when digging in your yard cause you might find some old buried un-exploded bombs n shit from when they were using the area as a test site.



The water here is great. Fresh crisp FL tap, straight from the aquifer to your *hack cough choke
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 28, 2012, 05:23:22 AM
Ready?
-Smoke n shit on I-75 causes a pile up of more than a dozen cars and 11 people die
-Trayvon Martin gets shot, racial bullshit ensues
-2 teenage boys that went to my son's school are bound, shot and set on fire on the bike trail near my house
-The old lady that owned the food truck near the bar I work at was shot dead in it while being robbed
-Some crazy bitch yanked her clothes off and tried to jump off the 408
-Casey Anthony is still in the news, being sued for defamation or some shit

and that's not even the WEIRD stuff

Tucson says "hello!"
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.

It recently became the 'four'.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.

It recently became the 'four'.

Really?  Because just a few months ago, it went from 6 to 5, with the Disney merger.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.

It recently became the 'four'.

Really?  Because just a few months ago, it went from 6 to 5, with the Disney merger.

I'll get some clarification from my professor Tuesday, but I do remember him saying that it's now four. It happened really recently too, because at the beginning of the quarter we were talking about the five. I don't think the fifth one was gobbled up, but just lost enough market share to no longer be one of the top media conglomerates.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.

It recently became the 'four'.

Really?  Because just a few months ago, it went from 6 to 5, with the Disney merger.

I'll get some clarification from my professor Tuesday, but I do remember him saying that it's now four. It happened really recently too, because at the beginning of the quarter we were talking about the five. I don't think the fifth one was gobbled up, but just lost enough market share to no longer be one of the top media conglomerates.

When I get home, I'll post the big 5.  Then you can point out which one went away.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Triple Zero on April 30, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
Is that something different than the big six?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_film_studio#Today.27s_Big_Six
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on April 30, 2012, 09:22:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 30, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
Is that something different than the big six?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_film_studio#Today.27s_Big_Six

I going to go with those stats are looking at just film subsidiaries, I think Dok and I are talking about media conglomerates in general.
This is also reminding me I have a midterm to study for. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 09:22:31 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 09:22:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 30, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
Is that something different than the big six?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_film_studio#Today.27s_Big_Six

I going to go with those stats are looking at just film subsidiaries, I think Dok and I are talking about media conglomerates in general.
This is also reminding me I have a midterm to study for. :horrormirth:

News media in particular.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: navkat on May 01, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
THEY WANT YOU TO ARGUE ABOUT HOW MANY THERE ARE SO YOU WON'T NOTICE WHICH ONE OF THEM IS CRAPPING ON THE BEDSPREAD.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on May 01, 2012, 04:06:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 01, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
THEY WANT YOU TO ARGUE ABOUT HOW MANY THERE ARE SO YOU WON'T NOTICE WHICH ONE OF THEM IS CRAPPING ON THE BEDSPREAD.

Good point.

It's more important that there are a very small number of conglomerates that produce the overwhelming majority of all media, than exactly how many there are.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2012, 07:36:05 PM
Quote from: I am a Guru named Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 30, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 29, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 29, 2012, 12:30:50 PM
derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.

Why not just say "five"?  Because that's all there are.

It recently became the 'four'.

Really?  Because just a few months ago, it went from 6 to 5, with the Disney merger.

I'll get some clarification from my professor Tuesday, but I do remember him saying that it's now four. It happened really recently too, because at the beginning of the quarter we were talking about the five. I don't think the fifth one was gobbled up, but just lost enough market share to no longer be one of the top media conglomerates.

SOON IT WILL BE ONE!
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 06, 2012, 04:38:16 PM
Oh look, there's a bear downtown.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 06, 2012, 04:38:16 PM
Oh look, there's a bear downtown.

Is that where LMNO went?
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2012, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 06, 2012, 04:38:16 PM
Oh look, there's a bear downtown.

Is that where LMNO went?

:lulz:
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:04:23 PM
HA!  :lulz:

There's also a rogue monkey in winter springs  :lol:
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 06:10:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:04:23 PM
HA!  :lulz:

There's also a rogue monkey in winter springs  :lol:

If you can't keep better control of your zoos, you shant be allowed to have them.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 06:52:26 PM
Maybe it's a high level unflankable rogue monkey with Evasion and Stealth?
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 08, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
No, it's just a monkey, which means it's smarter than 87% of Florida's population.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on May 09, 2012, 05:05:56 AM
Perhaps it's all the chemicals from blue-rinses in old people's hair. You wouldn't notice it from a few, but cumulatively, from the seething elder millions, Florida has a large, aged, toxic problem. We have the same thing in Queensland.



Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 09, 2012, 01:06:56 PM
Don't forget the chemicals from spray tan. and the botox.
Title: Re: This year so far in (or around) Central Florida
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on May 10, 2012, 03:00:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 09, 2012, 01:06:56 PM
Don't forget the chemicals from spray tan. and the botox.

You're right. You lot are wading knee deep in old people's chemicals. we haven;t even accounted for the incontinence aids.