Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 03:55:25 AM

Title: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
My current name (admittedly picked to stir up a response) seems to upset some people.  Honestly its just a name and I feel like I've changed my mind on the whole wanting to stir up a response thing.  A name is a name, not a definition so who cares right? 

So I'm changing my name.  Heres the twist:  I'm not going to choose a new one.  What I am going to do is take all of the posts on this thread over the next 48 hours and create a poll.  Then you guys can decide.  Knock yourselves out  :)
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Salty on May 01, 2012, 04:02:04 AM
 You seem like a...

Dirigible Fucker
Or
Pottertang
Or
Dinocrack
Or
Granny Stain
Or
Borscht-Schtuper
Or
Percivile

to me.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 01, 2012, 04:26:23 AM
Fropstain the Horsethrottler

Light Socket Inamorata

Mitt Romney's Dog
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2012, 04:32:22 AM
Babycakes

Squigglebutt

Lumpkinhead

Mumblebear

Twatwaffle

Garugamesh

Elephantitis
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: navkat on May 01, 2012, 04:34:02 AM
Mitt Romney's Dog SECONDED.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Telarus on May 01, 2012, 05:21:29 AM
Miscreant Rasta Wax
Doktor Hirsute Recline
Admiral Limbo Scoundrel (Floating Republic of Mu)
Lady Bibelot Mother
Pope Flummox Babirusa

District Attorney Baloney Apparition Turtle
Inamorata Sadist Shank Grasshopper
Kaiser Walking Smoke Horror
Doktor Incandescent Humbug, Mongrel
Lady Tin Sempiternal Tatterdemalion

Doktor Goon
Director Eructator
Admiral Bandog (Floating Republic of Mu)
Grand Poobah Parfait
Pope Everlasting

Cardinal Fool
Scion Rictus Sorry, we already have a Richter....
Reverend Nervo
Doktor Petard
Pope Parallax
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 01, 2012, 05:29:07 AM
So far my vote goes to "Miscreant Rasta Wax".

:lulz:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 05:33:32 AM
Keep 'em coming guys.  I'll set up the poll:
A) 46 hrs from now OR
B) When you guys feel like you have enough options to vote on
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Freeky on May 01, 2012, 05:51:08 AM
I second Pottertang.  :lulz:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Telarus on May 01, 2012, 05:56:29 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on May 01, 2012, 05:29:07 AM
So far my vote goes to "Miscreant Rasta Wax".

:lulz:

That's my favorite too.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: navkat on May 01, 2012, 06:04:05 AM
If you go with Mitt Romney's Dog, you can shorten it to Mr. D
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:43:28 AM
Zhdanovian Hackery
Cobagz
Abortion-o-thon
Michael Bay's CGI Software
Marble Douchebag
Heywood Jablome
Abe Igpu
Adequate Wombat
Sure-fire Mittens
Dubious Wicker
Harried Potato
Cassius Belli
Jesus-with-an-h
Avant Tard
Macaca Yapeepee
Nostrildamus
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russ Ryder
Son of Spam
Eddie Vulture
Emperor Guido
Ramalamadingdong
Spiro Gerbilmeister
Mad Dog Lubowski
Victorious Sweat
One-Eye Ramos
Osama Stalin, Jr.
Knute Gargoyle

Seriously, I have a textfile with, like 500 pages of names like this.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Faust on May 01, 2012, 08:50:06 AM
Large marge.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: DukeVonBathrobe on May 01, 2012, 09:30:18 AM
As my first post, I dub thee Licker Of Hairy Tongues.  Or Liquor Of Hairy Tongues.  Unless you (or the voters) want completely different, of course.

If so, can I still call you a Hairy tongue licker?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:35:34 AM
I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: DukeVonBathrobe on May 01, 2012, 09:49:01 AM
BaronVonWrathlobe?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Phox on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Phox on May 01, 2012, 03:17:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.
Meh, me either. But if he wants to change his moniker, then that's his call. I mean, look at me. I've had a million names...  :lulz:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:35:34 AM
I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.

Seconded.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 03:42:25 PM
Hitting Random Page on Wiktionary for 15 minutes gave me this:

Sir Giraffelike Conjectures, Ph.D.
Senator Feastly Cataplectic
Countess Barbarous Neo-Pagan
Geoffrey NRC McSpazzamine
Earl Herostratus McPonderousness
Archimandrite Scumbag Mandarin
Father Serpentlike PLUR Dispraiser
Archpriest Nanochips Farbrengen
Reverend Infold Pentecost
Rt. Hon. Trawl Mammectomy
Chairman Primula Oncograph
General Secretary Distringimus Intermeddler
St. Unsaintly Taradiddle


Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Oysters Rockefeller on May 01, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:35:34 AM
I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.

Seconded.

Thirded?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: navkat on May 01, 2012, 03:50:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.

                                   My name is not Susan!
                                           /
(http://www.the-two-malcontents.com/wp-content/uploads/crackhead_whitney.jpg)
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 01, 2012, 04:40:30 PM
Taylor Skiffington III, Esq.

Munchma Kouchi

Glenda the Good Bitch

Afrosensation

others
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Couldntthinkupanameformyself

Attnho

fuckit
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 01, 2012, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Attnho

seconded
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2012, 05:38:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM


Attnho



BAM, there it is.

:lulz:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 01, 2012, 05:53:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 01, 2012, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Attnho

seconded

Fourthed
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Triple Zero on May 01, 2012, 06:29:19 PM
Karel
Drol
Kees
Zak Stront
Henk
Braaksel
Jaap
Pukkel
Piet
Kotsneiging
Teun
Aambei
Joop
Oorsmeer



I un-second any name that only differs in a single character from another user, BTW.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 07:10:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 05:38:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM


Attnho



BAM, there it is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Susan.
I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.
I thought I said why in the OP but I must not have been clear.  I chose this name to stir up shit.  I no longer want to stir up shit.  Since a name is just a name and I don't want to stir up shit I am going to change my name.  I thought you guys might get a kick out of choosing my new name since I don't really care what it is
Quote from: I am a Guru named Coyote on May 01, 2012, 05:53:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 01, 2012, 05:20:03 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Attnho

seconded

Fourthed
If I try to make a poll out of all the suggestions you made I probably won't finish until next week.  This one seems to be popular.  Any objections to Attnho? 
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Salty on May 01, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
I object to the newspag's posting.

LRN2QUOTE, NEWSPAG.

Also, "Newspag" would be a good name.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2012, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 01, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

ETA: srsly, I kinda like the new guy, but the shoes of a Doktor are big ones to fill.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Salty on May 01, 2012, 09:31:10 PM
 :internettoughguy:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 09:32:13 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 01, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.
Doktor Sucking&Failure?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Freeky on May 01, 2012, 09:32:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 01, 2012, 09:31:10 PM
:internettoughguy:

THIS DUDE

has a punchable face.  :lulz:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Salty on May 01, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 01, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

ETA: srsly, I kinda like the new guy, but the shoes of a Doktor are big ones to fill.

See, that's what I though you were saying. Just making sure.

It's been awhile since I've seen that kind of monkey-brained horseshit here.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Salty on May 01, 2012, 09:38:09 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 09:32:13 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 01, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.
Doktor Sucking&Failure?

Doktor Suck, Ph.ail.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:38:54 PM
Hurrah, a winn1r is me.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: NewSpag on May 01, 2012, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:38:54 PM
Hurrah, a winn1r is me.
Don't count you're spags before they actualize.  I'm going through with the poll anyways.  New rule: Only those names that get seconded will be included.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2012, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.
Musical nicks?
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 01, 2012, 09:48:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.

:argh!:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:52:59 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.
Musical nicks?

Oh no, this was far funnier.  A bunch of posters, who shall remain unnamed, changed their nicks to variations upon "The Reverend Asshat", for reasons that are lost to the mists of time.  This carried on for a few days, and then some enterprising admin found the button which locked usernames from changing, and activated it.

And then everyone was an Asshat.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 10:21:17 PM
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Triple Zero on May 01, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
Quote from: Rev AsshatKarel
Drol
Kees
Zak Stront
Henk
Braaksel
Jaap
Pukkel
Piet
Kotsneiging
Teun
Aambei
Joop
Oorsmeer

I completely second all of these classic and traditional Dutch names. They mean, respectively: Strength, Wisdom, Devotion, Cunning, Justice, Wit, Honesty, Cleverness, Destiny, Irony, Power, Zeal, Endurance and Eloquence.

Pick one before anyone else does!
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: navkat on May 02, 2012, 05:40:09 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 10:21:17 PM
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.

I fucking love you. You're my new PD crush.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 02, 2012, 09:13:16 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 02, 2012, 05:40:09 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 10:21:17 PM
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.

I fucking love you. You're my new PD crush.
Naww. :oops:
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: navkat on May 02, 2012, 09:35:57 AM
All your replies should be in Beatles lyric.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Yes, if you want ECH to kill him.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 02, 2012, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Yes, if you want ECH to kill him.
He would love me, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 02, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
Beatles lyrics may force me to invent a new admin function, as none of the existing ones are horrible enough.
Title: Re: You are all cordially invited to my christening!
Post by: Telarus on May 02, 2012, 05:08:54 PM
 :lulz: