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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 01, 2012, 07:30:05 AM

Title: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 01, 2012, 07:30:05 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html

Pay particular attention to the plaintiff's name. I think this lends serious weight to our relevant truism.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Freeky on May 01, 2012, 08:18:19 AM
 :lulz:  Wow.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Telarus on May 01, 2012, 09:52:26 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Phox on May 01, 2012, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.
I noticed that, too.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: hirley0 on May 01, 2012, 12:34:15 PM
it WAS a TRIUMP stupid bank joke \ dumb Sailor

Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.
I noticed t hat, tWoo.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2012, 05:30:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2012, 05:30:30 PM
"I AM SUING BECAUSE YOUR MOTORCYCLE WAS INCORRECT!"
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 01, 2012, 05:41:57 PM
BUT WILL IT STAND UP IN COURT?
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Only if he leaves his bike OUTSIDE.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Only if he leaves his bike OUTSIDE.

Thread over.

Cain wins.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2012, 07:02:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:

You and your safe, economical sedan!
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2012, 07:04:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:

Does this mean you're going to move out of your mantion and into tense?
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on May 11, 2012, 04:21:23 AM
He's suing for lost wages? I take a sick day from work UNLESS I have an erection. Softcock.
Title: Re: Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism
Post by: Nadezhda on May 11, 2012, 04:30:50 AM
My mom had a Camry and then she died.  Using my precognitive powers, I predict that anyone who has ever owned a Camry will die.