Not even satire, I'm afraid
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/05/01/presidential-proclamation-loyalty-day-2012
QuoteIn order to recognize the American spirit of loyalty and the sacrifices that so many have made for our Nation, the Congress, by Public Law 85-529 as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as "Loyalty Day." On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our founding values.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Loyalty Day. This Loyalty Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance, whether by displaying the flag of the United States or pledging allegiance to the Republic for which it stands.
Being loyal to America probably precludes taking part in "international poor people break shit and go on strike day (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/may/01/may-day-history-international-workers-day)", I'm thinking.
:horrormirth:
Are those in power deliberatly doing shit like this?
:horrormirth:
Blehuargh, icky patriotism.
Fuck it I am going to people a happy Loyalty Day today.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:
HAPPY LOYALTY DAY NIGEL!!!!!
AREN'T YOU JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY??????
LET'S ALL SING PRAISES TO THE STATE AND COUNT OUR BLESSINGS FOR CHOOSING TO PART OF THIS GREAT NATION!!!!!!!!
Quote from: I am a Guru named Coyote on May 01, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:
HAPPY LOYALTY DAY NIGEL!!!!!
AREN'T YOU JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY??????
LET'S ALL SING PRAISES TO THE STATE AND COUNT OUR BLESSINGS FOR CHOOSING TO PART OF THIS GREAT NATION!!!!!!!!
GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :vom:
:rogpipe:
(http://i.imgur.com/sJiLu.jpg)
HAPPY GEORGE ORWELL DAY!
:horrormirth:
NOT WHAT MY EYEBALLS WANTED
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
:horrormirth:
NOT WHAT MY EYEBALLS WANTED
THAT MAKES YOU UNAMERICAN AND DISLOYAL.
Hey guys, I just stumbled across this wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Workers%27_Day).
How dare those shifty international workers try to hijack my Loyalty Day :argh!:
I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.
also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.
WHATEVER!
(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 02, 2012, 03:56:08 AM
I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.
also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.
WHATEVER!
(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)
I'd do him.
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2012, 05:09:22 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 02, 2012, 03:56:08 AM
I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.
also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.
WHATEVER!
(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)
I'd do him.
Same.
I'm loyal. Oh, my, yes.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2012, 01:40:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2012, 05:09:22 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 02, 2012, 03:56:08 AM
I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.
also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.
WHATEVER!
(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)
I'd do him.
Same.
Can't have loyalty without presidential gang-rape!
(http://i.imgur.com/dPqiR.jpg)