Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM

Title: Jokes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.


Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Triple Zero on May 02, 2012, 02:51:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7sTle.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:52:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 02, 2012, 02:51:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7sTle.jpg)

Can't see that.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Triple Zero on May 02, 2012, 03:06:51 PM
I keep forgetting, sorry:

(http://principiadiscordia.com/7sTle.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2012, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.

:lulz: I like your jokes.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2012, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.

:lulz: I like your jokes.

I'm having one of those days.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Freeky on May 02, 2012, 06:09:54 PM
What's the difference between an owl and your mom?

FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

Knock knock!

FUCK OFF!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 02, 2012, 08:16:55 PM
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

YOUR STUPID FACE.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 02, 2012, 08:16:55 PM
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

YOUR STUPID FACE. The holocaust.

Fixed.