I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.
Quote from: Head on May 07, 2012, 08:50:38 AM
I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.
If you have nowhere to go and you don't want to go there, why don't you just have a seat and put on the television? Here, have a beer or 10. Take two of these and call me in the morning, unless you're feeling too content to pick up the phone. Never mind those thin sticky strands you feel around your face. That sensation is merely a harmless side effect. You don't need to go anywhere. Why would you when you can stay right here?
Quote from: Head on May 07, 2012, 08:50:38 AM
I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.
That's because you're not
serious about having a good time.
Quote from: Head on May 07, 2012, 08:50:38 AM
I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.
Seriously, don't go
there, because you'll never find your way back out.
Quote from: Head on May 07, 2012, 08:50:38 AM
I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.
I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 07, 2012, 02:30:04 PM
If you have nowhere to go and you don't want to go there, why don't you just have a seat and put on the television? Here, have a beer or 10. Take two of these and call me in the morning, unless you're feeling too content to pick up the phone. Never mind those thin sticky strands you feel around your face. That sensation is merely a harmless side effect. You don't need to go anywhere. Why would you when you can stay right here?
But if I turn on the television, then I'll be watching television....
You can see the bind I'm in.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 07:03:25 PM
I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.
No, actually, I'm not right where I shouldn't be.
At least that's a start.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 02:51:12 PM
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
I'm dead serious about having a good time. Dead serious.
Who
are all you people?!
Quote from: Head on May 08, 2012, 07:39:53 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 07:03:25 PM
I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.
No, actually, I'm not right where I shouldn't be.
At least that's a start.
Colourless green ideas fap furiously.
How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? :argh!:
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 08, 2012, 04:48:27 PM
Colourless green ideas fap furiously.
So, you're CGI Eff Effs?
God, you look just like real ones!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2012, 08:21:48 PM
How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? :argh!:
Well, the usertitle changes from "Known" to "Known & Noted".
This is now the most useful post ITT.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2012, 08:21:48 PM
How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? :argh!:
Yes, I saw that earlier.
But I thought, since I'm new here, they'd cut me a break... today...
See? There are clues everywhere!
Quote from: Head on May 09, 2012, 01:00:01 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2012, 08:21:48 PM
How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? :argh!:
Yes, I saw that earlier.
But I thought, since I'm new here, they'd cut me a break... today...
See? There are clues everywhere!
Heh. Heheh.
Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 04:48:05 AM
Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
You got me!
No, really, you got me; I have no idea who you're talking about! Should I? :)
Quote from: Head on May 09, 2012, 05:03:10 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 04:48:05 AM
Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
You got me!
No, really, you got me; I have no idea who you're talking about! Should I? :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 05:04:49 AMHey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch
Nah, he's not me. I couldn't make 'sirenlike shards of dissonant guitar' if you paid me!
So, you don't know anybody famous after all, Bruce. Sorry. :)
Quote from: Head on May 09, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 05:04:49 AMHey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch
Nah, he's not me. I couldn't make 'sirenlike shards of dissonant guitar' if you paid me!
So, you don't know anybody famous after all, Bruce. Sorry. :)
You don't know that for a fact sir.
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 06:23:46 AM
You don't know that for a fact sir.
Quite so. I stand potentially corrected.
[Non sequitur]
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 06:23:46 AM
Quote from: Head on May 09, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 05:04:49 AMHey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch)
Nah, he's not me. I couldn't make 'sirenlike shards of dissonant guitar' if you paid me!
So, you don't know anybody famous after all, Bruce. Sorry. :)
You don't know that for a fact sir.
That's right, after all he does know me!
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 09, 2012, 01:31:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 06:23:46 AM
Quote from: Head on May 09, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 05:04:49 AMHey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_%22Head%22_Welch)
Nah, he's not me. I couldn't make 'sirenlike shards of dissonant guitar' if you paid me!
So, you don't know anybody famous after all, Bruce. Sorry. :)
You don't know that for a fact sir.
That's right, after all he does know me!
This is true. Infamy also counts.
Now that I think about it, I do know a few famous people. You'd never know it though since they're really only famous in the area of cancer research. But it gives you the chance to read a green ink letter now and again.
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 04:48:05 AM
Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
This is all way too underground for me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 09, 2012, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 09, 2012, 04:48:05 AM
Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?
This is all way too underground for me.
:lulz: