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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 04:51:38 PM

Title: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
QuoteJohnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Take it on the run, on the run, on the run, Hear them calling you and me; Every son of Liberty Hurry right away, no delay, go today, Make your daddy glad to have had such a lad Tell your sweetheart not to pine, To be proud her boy's in line.

Johnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Johnnie show the Hun, you're a Son-of-a-Gun, Hoist the flag and let her fly Like true heros do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit, Soldiers to the ranks from the towns and the tanks, Make your Mother proud of you and to Liberty be true.

Over There, Over There Send the word, send the word, Over There That the Yanks are coming, The Yanks are coming, The drums rum tumming everywhere So prepare, Say a Prayer Send the word, Send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over. And we won't be back till it's over over there!

Over There, Over There Send the word, send the word, Over There That the Yanks are coming, The Yanks are coming, The drums rum tumming everywhere So prepare, Say a Prayer Send the word, Send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over.

The boys will be home by Christmas. :banana:
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 04:55:27 PM
EITHER 
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/WW1_TitlePicture_For_Wikipedia_Article.jpg/442px-WW1_TitlePicture_For_Wikipedia_Article.jpg)

OR

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Iraq_header_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 05:07:56 PM
It's a good thing that we had the war to end all wars, the great war...Because here in the future, we've civilized ourselves by learning from our past mistakes.  It's over, over there, and everything's been just fine since.

It's fortunate that Wilson's League of Nations was able to prevent the harsh conditions the French & British wanted to impose on the Triple Entente.  If we'd ground their faces into it, who knows what the fuck might have happened later?
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
(http://www.awm.gov.au/visit/images/PAIU1989_140_01_1.jpg)

A young Australian soldier relaxes for a moment before gallantly going at the foe.  Our boys' and our allies' morale are high and we WILL prevail.
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
THIS THREAD JUST TOOK A SHIT ON MY CUPCAKE!
then i ate it anyway.



:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 06:01:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
THIS THREAD JUST TOOK A SHIT ON MY CUPCAKE!
then i ate it anyway.



:horrormirth:

Just like in the trenches!
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
oh the memories
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 06:09:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
oh the memories

Yeah, I get nostalgic for the mud and the lice and the corpse-eating rats and the smell of chlorine, sometimes.  And the leadership!  Over the top, boys, and charge that machine gun!  They'll run out of bullets before we run out of you!  Or people like you, anyway.

Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 11:05:40 PM
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/neverending1.jpg)
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 11:14:46 PM
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/neverending2.jpg)
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 11:29:17 PM
In 1914, War was beginning.

WHAT HAPPEN?
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SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!
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Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: E.O.T. on May 07, 2012, 11:59:15 PM


THIS

          thread kicks ass. is that a British tank in frame 3 of "either"?
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:00:02 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on May 07, 2012, 11:59:15 PM


THIS

          thread kicks ass. is that a British tank in frame 3 of "either"?

Yep.  A "Mark IV", according to Wikipedia, where I swiped the pics.
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:05:55 AM
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/overthetop1.jpg)
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:30:23 AM
Chlorine? I have to ask...  :x
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:33:25 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:30:23 AM
Chlorine? I have to ask...  :x

They used to gas each other with it.  As a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_gas_in_World_War_I
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2012, 12:56:40 AM
Punches, they weren't pulled.  People would have begged for punches.

Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:59:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:33:25 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:30:23 AM
Chlorine? I have to ask...  :x

They used to gas each other with it.  As a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_gas_in_World_War_I

UGH. FUCK.

They're STILL finding shit in Flanders, BTW http://www.greatwar.co.uk/article/battle-remains-western-front.htm
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 08, 2012, 12:56:40 AM
Punches, they weren't pulled.  People would have begged for punches.

It was in fact so awful that Hitler, who had experienced gas, refused to use it first in WWII.

Churchill said he'd use it if Britain was invaded, but otherwise also refused to use it first.  America didn't sign the treaty banning use of gas (no treaty bans the stockpiling of gas) until 1970, but also refused to use it first.

Funny thing is, by the end of the war, it didn't work for shit.  25% of all shells fired were gas, and only caused 3% of the casualties, as gas is pretty easy to deal with if you know how.

It's fucking murder on civilians, though.
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 01:00:43 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:59:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:33:25 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 08, 2012, 12:30:23 AM
Chlorine? I have to ask...  :x

They used to gas each other with it.  As a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_gas_in_World_War_I

UGH. FUCK.

They're STILL finding shit in Flanders, BTW http://www.greatwar.co.uk/article/battle-remains-western-front.htm

Mustard gas can last damn near forever in the right conditions.  It's filthy fucking stuff.  In some situations, gas is worse than a nuke.
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2012, 01:03:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 08, 2012, 12:56:40 AM
Punches, they weren't pulled.  People would have begged for punches.

It was in fact so awful that Hitler, who had experienced gas, refused to use it first in WWII.

Churchill said he'd use it if Britain was invaded, but otherwise also refused to use it first.  America didn't sign the treaty banning use of gas (no treaty bans the stockpiling of gas) until 1970, but also refused to use it first.

Funny thing is, by the end of the war, it didn't work for shit.  25% of all shells fired were gas, and only caused 3% of the casualties, as gas is pretty easy to deal with if you know how.

It's fucking murder on civilians, though.


Scares them pretty good too.  Mr Cheney knows a thing or two about that.
Title: Re: Catchy New Tunes
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 01:06:51 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 08, 2012, 01:03:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 08, 2012, 12:56:40 AM
Punches, they weren't pulled.  People would have begged for punches.

It was in fact so awful that Hitler, who had experienced gas, refused to use it first in WWII.

Churchill said he'd use it if Britain was invaded, but otherwise also refused to use it first.  America didn't sign the treaty banning use of gas (no treaty bans the stockpiling of gas) until 1970, but also refused to use it first.

Funny thing is, by the end of the war, it didn't work for shit.  25% of all shells fired were gas, and only caused 3% of the casualties, as gas is pretty easy to deal with if you know how.

It's fucking murder on civilians, though.


Scares them pretty good too.  Mr Cheney knows a thing or two about that.

Yeah, as a terror weapon, even the THREAT of maybe potentially being gassed scares the shit out of damn near everyone.