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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on May 11, 2012, 12:47:47 PM

Title: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2012, 12:47:47 PM
(http://basketball91.com/files/2011/06/Post-Up-Play.jpg)
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on May 11, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
I don't get it.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 01:55:00 PM
Neither do i. I just get a blank space on my phone.

Of course that will remain my plight until at least saturday night.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2012, 03:30:25 PM
It's a picture of baseball or basketball or some other american gobshite, masquerading as sport  :?
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
If its white its a baseball. If its orange-brown its a basketball. If its brown and shaped like an oval its a football.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 03:33:33 PM
If its a basketball it might have something to do with the boston celtics.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 11, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
If its white its a baseball. If its orange-brown its a basketball. If its brown and shaped like an oval its a football.

UNNNNNNNG!!  :argh!:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
Well I got it. I don't usually care much for all the puns but this one was pretty good.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 03:47:22 PM
Sorry pent- you strike me more as the kayak to a cliff climb the cliff and kill a mountain lion and have it for lunch sort of sportsman. I figured you legitimately didnt know the difference.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2012, 03:54:42 PM
I used to play rugby, which is what those oval balls are for. Footballs are perfectly spherical and kicked around, using the feet (go figure) by overpaid pussies who cry like little bitches every one of the other pussies kicks them in their kevlar plated shins. Rugby is similar to the sport you guys call football if it was played by actual men, as opposed to a bunch of pussies who need helmets and body armour.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 03:58:27 PM
Not debating that. My only sports interest is the boston red sox. I was never a jock type or really understood the appeal of watching sports. (American) Football seems boring a fuck to me. Not that baseball isnt but i got sucked into the rivalry with the yankees.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 03:58:51 PM
I just got it.

RWHN, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Post by: Luna on May 11, 2012, 07:34:49 PM
I don't get it.   :oops:
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 11, 2012, 07:38:14 PM
What else is in the pic?
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Post by: Freeky on May 11, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
It's of a guy in a Spurs? uniform, and some dude with a yellow uniform (Lakers?) is trying to block him.

If someone gets it, plese to explain, because I don't.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2012, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 03:58:51 PM
I just got it.

RWHN, you should be ashamed of yourself.


I regret nothing!
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Pæs on May 11, 2012, 11:54:04 PM
WAYS TO UNNASTAND THE JOKE IF YOU AIN'T NO BASKETBALLA.

Read the filename: http://basketball91.com/files/2011/06/Post-Up-Play.jpg and Google "Basketball post-up". Consider thread title. Lol.

Reverse image search and read about Tim Duncan's offensive low post game. Consider thread title. Lol.

Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 12, 2012, 12:09:59 AM
:rimshot:
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: AFK on May 12, 2012, 01:18:56 AM
WEEeEeeeE!
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on May 12, 2012, 01:26:29 AM
Good lord. RWHN. Pun me once, sir!
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Post by: AFK on May 12, 2012, 01:37:58 AM
I pun because I care.


I'm like Jesus that way, or Buddha, or Mr Rogers.
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Post by: Phox on May 12, 2012, 01:52:57 AM
:tgrr:
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Post by: Don Coyote on May 12, 2012, 02:12:12 AM
:crankey:
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Post by: AFK on May 12, 2012, 03:02:37 AM
From way down town...Yes!
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 12, 2012, 08:18:43 PM
 :crankey:
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: navkat on May 13, 2012, 01:50:33 AM
Professional sports are a waste of time and another mechanism by which They control the masses.

The Saints have always been at war with The Dallas Cowboys.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: navkat on May 13, 2012, 01:54:37 AM
Debbie Downer says

OWS bitches who root for a sports team should know they're rooting for a LLC.

:)
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on May 26, 2012, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: navkat link=topic=32430.msg117329 :evilmad:5#msg1173295 date=1336870477
Debbie Downer says

OWS bitches who root for a sports team should know they're rooting for a LLC.

:)

I was an LLC once..and I still like myself  :oops:
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2012, 07:38:54 PM
Quote from: navkat on May 13, 2012, 01:54:37 AM
Debbie Downer says

OWS bitches who root for a sports team should know they're rooting for a LLC.

:)

Do you understand what an LLC is, and how that differs from a corporation?
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: navkat on May 30, 2012, 11:07:01 PM
No. I wasn't going for accuracy though, LLC just flowed better in my head.

I hate league sports for the very reason that the teams are just corporations with a lot of really well-paid executives who spend all season at the company ball game instead of in an office.
Title: Re: CLICK TO SEE THE BEST POST EVAR!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2012, 02:54:34 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 30, 2012, 11:07:01 PM
No. I wasn't going for accuracy though, LLC just flowed better in my head.

I hate league sports for the very reason that the teams are just corporations with a lot of really well-paid executives who spend all season at the company ball game instead of in an office.

OK, but the thing is, there isn't really any more innocuous form of business organization than an LLC. So it ended up being kind of nonsensical.