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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Triple Zero on May 11, 2012, 09:35:23 PM

Title: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 11, 2012, 09:35:23 PM
:banana:1,000,000,000
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 11, 2012, 09:39:32 PM
Imperial or metric seconds?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 11, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
 :sadbanana:  ...
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 12, 2012, 12:02:01 AM
What are you doing to ceebrate it?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 12, 2012, 12:12:46 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 11, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
:sadbanana:  ...


:penis:
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2012, 12:24:12 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 12, 2012, 12:02:01 AM
What are you doing to ceebrate it?

Well I kinda forgot about it until my alarm went off half an hour before :) So I'm watching the final 2 eps of Jekyll (it's pretty good btw, can recommend, creepy weird by Steven Moffat, plus the crazy chick from Coupling being awesome, funny and hot) and some random poking around with Python in between.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 12, 2012, 12:42:36 AM
Jane or sally? They were both kinda crazy.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2012, 01:16:43 AM
YOU DID IT! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2012, 02:04:10 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 12, 2012, 12:42:36 AM
Jane or sally? They were both kinda crazy.

Jane.

Also I just finished it, kinda makes me hope there'll be a second series (loose ends, questions, things that dont make sense), but I read the BBC aren't interested. Still really good though.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 12, 2012, 03:52:52 AM
Which second was your favorite?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
I'm not sure, every time I pick one, it turns out to be a second favourite.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
Since no-one else has asked it yet: ANAL?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Triple Zero on May 12, 2012, 09:26:35 PM
Why, Cain ... I thought you'd never ...
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 12, 2012, 10:29:15 PM
 :lulz:

will you count every single one until the second billion?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: navkat on May 12, 2012, 11:43:17 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?

I was trying to think of a secual innuendo to reply to that but I'm at a loss.

:-)
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 13, 2012, 12:20:01 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 12, 2012, 11:43:17 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?

I was trying to think of a secual innuendo to reply to that but I'm at a loss.

:-)

I was torn between "secual anniversary" and "Hert."

Between those two things, there's got to be some kind of pun or something.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 13, 2012, 04:33:01 AM
...better Nate than Lever?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 13, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?

No that was the people involved going, "the Island is not Purgatory" and then having all of the flash forwards being Purgatory, yes seriously, Purgatory, but no we didn't lie to you because that's what Jack's experiencing just after he dies in the final scene where Vincent the Dog comes up and keeps him company as the plane flies away, presumably to Los Angeles. The Island is still totally not Purgatory but we won't bother to give you a satisfying ending.
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Bruno on May 13, 2012, 09:13:28 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/howLostShouldHaveEnded.gif)
Title: Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2012, 09:29:27 AM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 13, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?

No that was the people involved going, "the Island is not Purgatory" and then having all of the flash forwards being Purgatory, yes seriously, Purgatory, but no we didn't lie to you because that's what Jack's experiencing just after he dies in the final scene where Vincent the Dog comes up and keeps him company as the plane flies away, presumably to Los Angeles. The Island is still totally not Purgatory but we won't bother to give you a satisfying ending.

That fucking series was dictated by the ghost of RAW, who ALSO couldn't end a fucking story.