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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Da6s on May 15, 2012, 09:09:02 AM

Title: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Da6s on May 15, 2012, 09:09:02 AM
FUCKING GOD DAMNED DIABLO 3

That's right. I'm a goddamned nerd. Woo.

I've waited since FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL for this shit.

Goddamned spent 60 dollars for this fucking experience.

60 dollars that I SHOULDVE saved for my sinful trip to Italy next month.

60 dollars that meant I OWN THIS FUCKING GAME

OHHHHHH FUCK NO I DONT.

Know what 60 fucking dollars gets you?

A GODDAMNED LOGIN ERROR FOR OVER A FUCKING HOUR.

yes, I realize Blizzard is a filthy evil company but goddammit like an abused housewife I keep coming back.

HE HAS A GOOD HEART. HE DIDNT MEAN IT. I JUST NEED TO NOT EXPECT SO MUCH OF HIM

HE REALLY CARES ABOUT ME. I JUST SHOULDNT MAKE HIM ANGRY


FUCK

I've typed this god damned login pw I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY TIMES

You'd think I were a crack fiend.

WILL SUCK DICK TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME THAT I OWN.


not really

unless you've got an in...



OR KILL ME
just let me slaughter the legions of hell first. Please?
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Da6s on May 15, 2012, 09:22:09 AM
BITCH AND YE SHALL GODDAMNED RECEIVE!

GOODFUCKINGBYE OUTSIDE WORLD! GO FUCK YOURSELF SLEEP!


IT STARTS
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 15, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
And then Da6s starved to death 10 feet from the refridgerator.
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Don Coyote on May 15, 2012, 05:44:55 PM
Shit like the always online even in single player is why I am not getting D3, that and well fuck paying 60 for a click based isometric game. I'll be buying Torchlight 2 when it goes on sale for less than 10, in a few years. :lulz:
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: AnarChloe on May 16, 2012, 09:43:25 AM
I fucking hate that "YOU MUST BE ON THE INTERNET AT ALL TIMES TO PLAY THIS GAME" bullshit!

Fuck!  :evilmad:
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2012, 10:37:28 AM
Usually the crack will get rid of the online-only feature and can be downloaded separate from the main payload, for those who still insist on paying money for software. Generally it'll consist of a replacement .exe and maybe a .dll or two.

Of course, even though you bought the game, it's not even remotely your property (the box and the manual are the only parts you actually own) so installing unauthorised files is technically illegal. Just thot I'd warn ya in case you give a fuck about shit like that.
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Don Coyote on May 16, 2012, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: ChloeBelle82 on May 16, 2012, 09:43:25 AM
I fucking hate that "YOU MUST BE ON THE INTERNET AT ALL TIMES TO PLAY THIS GAME" bullshit!

Fuck!  :evilmad:

Nevermind that is probably not even worth the 60.

I mean is D3 a click to move game with a fixed perspective?
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Forsooth on May 16, 2012, 04:44:58 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 16, 2012, 04:10:52 PM
I mean is D3 a click to move game with a fixed perspective?

aside from slightly improved graphics, slightly different classes (they combined a few of the previous ones), its Diablo 2

but i haven't played it a tremendous amount yet, it might get better
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Da6s on September 23, 2015, 08:43:44 AM
I fell back down the rabbit hole again after  languishing from separation out of basic, but holy shit is season 4 fun. This is the game they should've released. Highly recommemd giving it another go if none of you have.
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Meunster on September 24, 2015, 05:37:10 PM
Why didn't you just get path of exile. 
Same feel
More complex
Nice company owns it.
Title: Re: BECAUSE I PAID MY 60 FUCKING DOLLARS
Post by: Da6s on September 24, 2015, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: Meunster on September 24, 2015, 05:37:10 PM
Why didn't you just get path of exile. 
Same feel
More complex
Nice company owns it.

I played it in beta. Felt like sacred but still fell short.

I was horribly addicted to d2 in high school. I blame my love for the Amazon class as the primary reason. Dh has been close enough for the itch to be scratched.