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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: sadhugonganess on May 17, 2012, 07:23:56 PM

Title: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: sadhugonganess on May 17, 2012, 07:23:56 PM


Eureka! the password is keeg, missy elliot is so deep, keeg is the
esssence of friendships, not worship

Peaceship bhajan! hippy phajan fashion.. pagan pajamas fashion.. i am
a pajama from now on in truth.. and always! hippy peaceship trippy
ffideas, not fetish or vegas, vegish veggies foot veggies, root
veggies, medeblessings metaspellings magic language we can't fear, new
works from old roots make clogged spirit clear, rainibus cainabis,
boghafroise, ccrazy gaelic magic healed global warming nobodies
talking bout that anymore the planet realy is healing wow, ecstatic
afros.. rave fave

cool fools, keel feels
smart arts
feelings live, canna lope

canti kanteloup cant elope
kannelope.. not cannabis, kinda loopy but healing spirits
true love! is the healing of the  soul and what israel, the heart not
illusions of mine, mayan, but ours, hours, 12 and 12 hours, the end of
the day!

in the end the love you make is equal to the love you take
and the love you give is equal to the love you live

aigy
the heroic dosi-do
YOMO!
nature+love=yonato

Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2012, 10:12:19 PM
Oooh! Word salad! Can I play?

Freep hooble hooble the rotund potato kelp rolled
hhhhooooo wootle crayued the starfish owl!
The car went beep, the mayor spilled his tea,
and the whole muddled puddle fell into the sea.
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 17, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
cervical cancer-crazy canonical cannibal cornflakes
flew funky foreigners from Florida for french fries, flushies, Francis Fukuyama
neopagan neo-Nazi nonstop nun naughtiness, Nebuchadnezzar!
lovely Liverpudlian lollipop lads, laundering lonesome labradors
and Ahmed angered an Alawite Azerbaijani after awesome agricultural accident
wherein Whitney's wicked wonderboy wistfully withdrew Willy Wonka's willing wallabies
alliteration abolishes anachronism
anarchists, astonishingly, aberrate
attacking an aristocrat amoeba.

Word salad is not particularly nutritious, and has little to no taste. I'll order something else next time.  :argh!:
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
In the genre of word salad, I vastly prefer ENKI's Markov mash-up of 40MB erotica from textfiles.com--of course he just let the generator run for way too long instead of picking the best bits, but that shit got surreal, and would literally fucking anything.
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
That was good, and let's not forget about the magic to be had with this: http://devio.us/~tripzilch/H.E.R.P.D.E.R.P./
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2012, 12:02:09 AM
For example:

Eureka! teh password may bee keeg, missy elliot iz so deep, keeg is teh
esssence of friendships, not worship

Peaceship bhajan! hippy phajan fashion.. pagan pajamas fashion.. i am
a pajama from now on in truth.. nad always! hippy peaceship trippy
ffideas, not fetish or vegas, vegish veggies foot veggies, root
veggies, medeblessings metaspellings magic language we cant fear, new
works from old roots make clogged spirit clear, rainibus cainabis,
boghafroise, ccrazy gaelic magic healed global warming nobodies
talking bout taht anymore teh planet realy may bee healing wow, ecstatic
afros.. rave fave

cool fools, keel feels
smart arts
feelings live, canna lope

canti kanteloup cant elope
kannelope.. not cannabis, kinda loopy but healing spirits
true loove! is teh healing of teh  soul nad what israel, teh heart not
illusions of mine, mayan, but ours, hours, 12 and 12 hours, teh end of
teh day!

in thee end teh loove U make may bee equal twoee teh loove you take
nad teh loove U give may bee equal twoee teh loove U live

aigy
teh heroic dosi-do
YOMO!
nature+loove=yonato
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 12:06:04 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Cain on May 18, 2012, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 17, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
anarchists, astonishingly, aberrate
attacking an aristocrat amoeba.

Word salad is not particularly nutritious, and has little to no taste. I'll order something else next time.  :argh!:

I don't know, I kinda like the above two lines.  I like the idea of anarchists throwing molotov cocktails at fur-trim wearing amoebas with plummy voices.
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: President Television on May 18, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
In the genre of word salad, I vastly prefer ENKI's Markov mash-up of 40MB erotica from textfiles.com--of course he just let the generator run for way too long instead of picking the best bits, but that shit got surreal, and would literally fucking anything.

Link? I have to see this.
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2012, 01:34:44 AM
Quote from: sadhugonganess on May 17, 2012, 07:23:56 PM


Eureka! the password is keeg, missy elliot is so deep, keeg is the
esssence of friendships, not worship

Peaceship bhajan! hippy phajan fashion.. pagan pajamas fashion.. i am
a pajama from now on in truth.. and always! hippy peaceship trippy
ffideas, not fetish or vegas, vegish veggies foot veggies, root
veggies, medeblessings metaspellings magic language we can't fear, new
works from old roots make clogged spirit clear, rainibus cainabis,
boghafroise, ccrazy gaelic magic healed global warming nobodies
talking bout that anymore the planet realy is healing wow, ecstatic
afros.. rave fave

cool fools, keel feels
smart arts
feelings live, canna lope

canti kanteloup cant elope
kannelope.. not cannabis, kinda loopy but healing spirits
true love! is the healing of the  soul and what israel, the heart not
illusions of mine, mayan, but ours, hours, 12 and 12 hours, the end of
the day!

in the end the love you make is equal to the love you take
and the love you give is equal to the love you live

aigy
the heroic dosi-do
YOMO!
nature+love=yonato

Jesus H Christ.  I take back all the bitching I did about content.  Everyone SHUT UP when they feel like posting poetry.  SHUT UP.
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2012, 01:37:19 AM
EUREKA!  The password is MY HAIRY ASS.
Everyone feeling the urge to post James Joyce turds
Should get familiar with that password
And Pagans should fetch their hedge trimmers
And go hunting for dingleberries
Which they should then make into a fine sammich
Eat it, get blood poisoning and then SHUT UP
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on May 18, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
In the genre of word salad, I vastly prefer ENKI's Markov mash-up of 40MB erotica from textfiles.com--of course he just let the generator run for way too long instead of picking the best bits, but that shit got surreal, and would literally fucking anything.

Link? I have to see this.

With ENKI's permission I put it up here: http://autoporn.pen.io/
(this is just the first 100k, it just goes on and on like that)
Title: Re: epic cure! (dryad wantism)
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 18, 2012, 06:15:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on May 18, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 11:22:40 PM
In the genre of word salad, I vastly prefer ENKI's Markov mash-up of 40MB erotica from textfiles.com--of course he just let the generator run for way too long instead of picking the best bits, but that shit got surreal, and would literally fucking anything.

Link? I have to see this.
Heh that's pretty cool. I'm not reading it all though, that would probably cause permanent damage.
QuoteWant would be greatly overmatched man came with his back. He
was seventeen year younger brother, sat; next stream student,
of Louanne said. Do? Just warmed up her back suggestion was
in!

With ENKI's permission I put it up here: http://autoporn.pen.io/
(this is just the first 100k, it just goes on and on like that)