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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2012, 11:40:32 PM

Title: This is hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2012, 11:40:32 PM
Scroll all the way down and read the last entry. http://1000waysdie.wikia.com/wiki/1000_Ways_To_Die_Episodes
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2012, 11:44:18 PM
Also, clicking on links led me to a news story with the cause of death listed as "total morselization".
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2012, 02:08:15 AM
wait.  wat. :lulz:
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:

Similar to being "Nigelled," then.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 20, 2012, 02:14:56 AM
wat!  :lulz:
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 07:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:

Similar to being "Nigelled," then.

Similar but without the "voices" :eek:
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2012, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 07:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:

Similar to being "Nigelled," then.

Similar but without the "voices" :eek:

Oh yeah, that weird ass wailing, right?  Where the very air seems to cry in despair and agonized torture?  Yeah, that's eerie as fuck.

I personally think it's the souls of all of the Nigelled victims, but this is as yet unconfirmed by the scientific community.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.

An yuo don't buy book is after is cat know one and jump on perosn head and dead. So buy book.
Or cat you know you in stroe and don't buy maybe and cat jump on head and died unhello.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 02:37:15 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.

An yuo don't buy book is after is cat know one and jump on perosn head and dead. So buy book.
Or cat you know you in stroe and don't buy maybe and cat jump on head and died unhello.

:lulz: I was scanning through the thing looking for names and then I got to the end and was very, very confused for a moment. Then I read all the entries and :lulz:

Epic win on someone's part.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 02:39:04 PM
Canada is pushing its way for fun and joy lights spring is almost gone its still May and a person found a pencil and it stuck it up it to its eye and die for unjoy.
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
BGP has taken over wikipedia  :lulz:
Title: Re: This is hilarious
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 21, 2012, 07:13:30 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
BGP has taken over wikipedia  :lulz:

It does have the masters touch.  :lulz: