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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 06:53:35 PM

Title: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 06:53:35 PM
I originally wanted to do aforementioned show dressed in Eyes Wide Shut gear. That's boring.

So, my idea is to shamelessly steal ideas from you guys, and make it work.

whaddyathink?
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: LMNO on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Freeky on May 22, 2012, 06:56:40 PM
GLITTER.



MOAR GLITTER.



BALL GAG.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 06:56:40 PM
GLITTER.



MOAR GLITTER.



BALL GAG.

DONE

DONE

I'M GOING TO SING/SPEAK. I'LL HAVE TO GET AN ASS-ISTANT WITH THE GAG
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.

If only I could get a bucket that large (and those amounts of blood) on a train....

I'll meet you partways. I'll have a bucket of fake (or real) blood I can stand in with one foot.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Freeky on May 22, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.

If only I could get a bucket that large (and those amounts of blood) on a train....

I'll meet you partways. I'll have a bucket of fake (or real) blood I can stand in with one foot.

Get two buckets.  One for each foot.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.

If only I could get a bucket that large (and those amounts of blood) on a train....

I'll meet you partways. I'll have a bucket of fake (or real) blood I can stand in with one foot.

Get two buckets.  One for each foot.

deal. If I can afford the blood. Might go with red juice.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Freeky on May 22, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.

If only I could get a bucket that large (and those amounts of blood) on a train....

I'll meet you partways. I'll have a bucket of fake (or real) blood I can stand in with one foot.

Get two buckets.  One for each foot.

deal. If I can afford the blood. Might go with red juice.

Corn syrup + red food dye.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 07:28:41 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 22, 2012, 06:55:19 PM
Naked in a large steel bucket filled with fake (or real) blood.

If only I could get a bucket that large (and those amounts of blood) on a train....

I'll meet you partways. I'll have a bucket of fake (or real) blood I can stand in with one foot.

Get two buckets.  One for each foot.

deal. If I can afford the blood. Might go with red juice.

Corn syrup + red food dye.

If corn syrup isn't as expensive as fake blood in this country I'll do it.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.

OK.

OK.

OK, if I can find room among my tats.

Also, I read Twiddlestick every time I see your screen name.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.

OK.

OK.

OK, if I can find room among my tats.

Also, I read Twiddlestick every time I see your screen name.

Heh, well, it's going to change soon.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.

OK.

OK.

OK, if I can find room among my tats.

Also, I read Twiddlestick every time I see your screen name.

Heh, well, it's going to change soon.

Refresh.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 08:36:37 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: BEST AVATAR EVER
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.

OK.

OK.

OK, if I can find room among my tats.

Also, I read Twiddlestick every time I see your screen name.

Heh, well, it's going to change soon.

Refresh.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 08:37:25 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 08:36:37 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: BEST AVATAR EVER
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 22, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 22, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Get some of that funny European Underwear.

Wear outside pants.

Paint some sort of logo on your chest.

OK.

OK.

OK, if I can find room among my tats.

Also, I read Twiddlestick every time I see your screen name.

Heh, well, it's going to change soon.

Refresh.

It will last for a week or two. :)
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
OR- you can wear womens panties outside your jeans. I did this during a song where panties were joking thrown at us. They gotta be frilly type things though and wear a bra over your shirt that doesnt match and is rather bland. Or sexy bra with granny panties.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 09:10:53 PM
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
OR- you can wear womens panties outside your jeans. I did this during a song where panties were joking thrown at us. They gotta be frilly type things though and wear a bra over your shirt that doesnt match and is rather bland. Or sexy bra with granny panties.

This will be duly considered. I look awesome in lingerie.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2012, 09:58:16 PM
I love the one foot in a bucket of blood idea. Also, Twid.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2012, 09:59:13 PM
Also maybe have some small fresh tree branches that you incorporate somehow, just so that people wonder about the symbolism.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 10:06:43 PM
Nigel- all the boys thought it was hilarious because it was during a song where im shouting about some terrible talking thing. They came up and grabbed the waistband and tried to pull me off stage.

I also like the idea of meaningless imagery
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2012, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 22, 2012, 09:59:13 PM
Also maybe have some small fresh tree branches that you incorporate somehow, just so that people wonder about the symbolism.

oh. yes. "drenched in Symbolism" I must.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 22, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
Talking=stalking here.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 24, 2012, 01:05:55 AM
Quote from: Twiddler Durden on May 22, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
Talking=stalking here.

That sentence goes into the lyrics.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 24, 2012, 01:11:52 AM
Actually its a pretty funny and awesome line. Chicks just arent interested in you dude. Theyre anti interested. They just want you to go away. Talking equals stalking here.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 24, 2012, 01:13:09 AM
I live the sentence. I might just end up calling the entire show that.

Sermo III presents: Talking = stalking here, by Twiddledee&Twiddlesticks
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 24, 2012, 01:14:42 AM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 24, 2012, 01:19:12 AM
Sleeveless shirt or vest, draw things on your arms in sharpie
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 24, 2012, 01:22:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 24, 2012, 01:19:12 AM
Sleeveless shirt or vest, draw things on your arms in sharpie

I like it. I can get someone to bork my tattoos with sharpie. My ex liked to draw top hats and mustaches on my squid/cthulhu tattoo.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:43:02 AM
Dress as Lady Gaga (note: this could, in theory, involve combining fake blood, lingerie and glitter in one neat package).

Hire Indonesian looking fellas to try and pull you off stage.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 24, 2012, 08:16:52 AM
Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Don Coyote on May 24, 2012, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 24, 2012, 08:16:52 AM
Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"


Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 24, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 24, 2012, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 24, 2012, 08:16:52 AM
Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"


Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.

You should definitely do the coffin/strippers thing. While they're there they may as well dance to your performance.
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: LMNO on May 24, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:43:02 AM
Dress as Lady Gaga (note: this could, in theory, involve combining fake blood, lingerie and glitter in one neat package).

Hire Indonesian looking fellas to try and pull you off stage.

TOPICAL REFERENCE!
Title: Re: Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 24, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:43:02 AM
Dress as Lady Gaga (note: this could, in theory, involve combining fake blood, lingerie and glitter in one neat package).

Hire Indonesian looking fellas to try and pull you off stage.

I LIKE IT

Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 24, 2012, 08:16:52 AM
Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"

I LIKE IT.

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 24, 2012, 08:33:07 AM
Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.
I LIKE IT!

If I can afford cross-dressing strippers (or if there are some at the festival) I might just do it.