Shocking new archaeological evidence reveals that not only did the Mayans have superior seafaring capability, they used it tyo take the superior technologies of nunchucks, sombreros, and tiny burritos to China.
I couldn't find the historical fact thread and my roommate demanded I reveal this truth to you.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on May 28, 2012, 10:09:33 AM
Shocking new archaeological evidence reveals that not only did the Mayans have superior seafaring capability, they used it tyo take the superior technologies of nunchucks, sombreros, and tiny burritos to China.
I couldn't find the historical fact thread and my roommate demanded I reveal this truth to you.
I knew it! :fnord:
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on May 28, 2012, 10:09:33 AM
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Sombreros were both that traditional headwear of the ancient Olmec and the Atlanteans, as well as the mounting platform for their superior alien granted laser technology. When the hubris finally got to thick (It takes awhile to notice at some latitudes where frostbite can't kill you first), they shot each others hats off, crippling their once proud empires.
The sombrero continues to be a symbol of power and harkening back to the old days, and the funny glyphs only make sense with tiny stone sombreros superimposed over them.
The Chinese first thought the tiny burritos were suppositories.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 28, 2012, 12:59:58 PM
The Chinese first thought the tiny burritos were suppositories.
I am SO not ordering spring rolls.
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:lulz:
On August 9, 1945, a Soviet agent and an American agent met in Nagasaki. Contrary to popular belief, there was no second atomic bomb, the Japanese and American propagandists decided that story was more believable and accounted for the destruction believably enough.
These agents did not work together, no, but they were solely responsible for the carnage. They engaged in a battle so fierce that an atomic blast was the only logical explanation. Incidentally, this fight inspired a series of popular Japanese monster movies, produced by Toho. Of course, what is particularly striking is that these agents both survived their encounter, and returned to their respective countries and went on to be successful in very different ways.
Fred Rogers, the American, was a beloved host of children's television, and led a peaceful life until his untimely.
The Soviet agent, having received devastating injuries, was forced to reinvent his identity and replace portions of his body with cybernetic enhancements, (based on technology recovered by Captain Sovetskikh from the laborotory of Nazi Major-Doktor Phox). However, this man was able to reinvent his identity and we know him now as Vladimir Putin.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 09, 2012, 02:46:58 PM
On August 9, 1945, a Soviet agent and an American agent met in Nagasaki. Contrary to popular belief, there was no second atomic bomb, the Japanese and American propagandists decided that story was more believable and accounted for the destruction believably enough.
These agents did not work together, no, but they were solely responsible for the carnage. They engaged in a battle so fierce that an atomic blast was the only logical explanation. Incidentally, this fight inspired a series of popular Japanese monster movies, produced by Toho. Of course, what is particularly striking is that these agents both survived their encounter, and returned to their respective countries and went on to be successful in very different ways.
Fred Rogers, the American, was a beloved host of children's television, and led a peaceful life until his untimely.
The Soviet agent, having received devastating injuries, was forced to reinvent his identity and replace portions of his body with cybernetic enhancements, (based on technology recovered by Captain Sovetskikh from the laborotory of Nazi Major-Doktor Phox). However, this man was able to reinvent his identity and we know him now as Vladimir Putin.
I was hoping it was going to be Eduard Khil :argh!:. FUcking PUTIN!!!!!!!!
Honestly i expected it to be khil too. I was pleasantly surprised that it was putin.