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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Lenin McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM

Title: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.

That little fart of a "singer" should have blown away months or years ago, as is the rule for his kind.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

Sad, but true. (http://www.newsinenglish.no/2012/05/30/bieber-fans-scream-around-oslo/) He's in Norway now, and Oslo's been full of screaming girls aged 11-16ish all day.  :eek:
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 08:06:06 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

Sad, but true. (http://www.newsinenglish.no/2012/05/30/bieber-fans-scream-around-oslo/) He's in Norway now, and Oslo's been full of screaming girls aged 11-16ish all day.  :eek:

I don't think I'm going to save you fuckers after all.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.

I don't know, but, somebody fund me, and I'll run the test.  We hook up the Beliebers to one end of the wires, and hand the buttons to the other guys.

Raise me a million, and I'll fucking hook those wires to Bieber's testicles, assuming there's enough there to put the wires in.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 30, 2012, 09:49:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.

I don't know, but, somebody fund me, and I'll run the test.  We hook up the Beliebers to one end of the wires, and hand the buttons to the other guys.

Raise me a million, and I'll fucking hook those wires to Bieber's testicles, assuming there's enough there to put the wires in.

Singing like a girl does not bode well for testicular size nor presence.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:50:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 30, 2012, 09:49:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.

I don't know, but, somebody fund me, and I'll run the test.  We hook up the Beliebers to one end of the wires, and hand the buttons to the other guys.

Raise me a million, and I'll fucking hook those wires to Bieber's testicles, assuming there's enough there to put the wires in.

Singing like a girl does not bode well for testicular size nor presence.

Granted.  However, if they CAN be found (possibly in a jar in his agent's office), wire 'em up.

Or, failing that, his agent's.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2012, 10:11:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 30, 2012, 09:49:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.

I don't know, but, somebody fund me, and I'll run the test.  We hook up the Beliebers to one end of the wires, and hand the buttons to the other guys.

Raise me a million, and I'll fucking hook those wires to Bieber's testicles, assuming there's enough there to put the wires in.

Singing like a girl does not bode well for testicular size nor presence.

Both Eddie Kendricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSx9lQUJ7aA) and Curtis Mayfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhs4s5kfpcI) would like to have a word with you...
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 31, 2012, 12:38:50 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 30, 2012, 10:11:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 30, 2012, 09:49:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 30, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Is there a correlation between Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans) and the sort of people that would gladly electrocute a person if told to do so (cf. the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment))?

Add more, plz.

I don't know, but, somebody fund me, and I'll run the test.  We hook up the Beliebers to one end of the wires, and hand the buttons to the other guys.

Raise me a million, and I'll fucking hook those wires to Bieber's testicles, assuming there's enough there to put the wires in.

Singing like a girl does not bode well for testicular size nor presence.

Both Eddie Kendricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSx9lQUJ7aA) and Curtis Mayfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhs4s5kfpcI) would like to have a word with you...

:lulz:

Those guys still sound like badass guys who can hit high notes. Bieber sounds like an actual grrl.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: NewSpag on May 31, 2012, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.

That little fart of a "singer" should have blown away months or years ago, as is the rule for his kind.
Agreed.  All that we must do now is track down the cretins who found him and have you relieve them of their duties.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2012, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 31, 2012, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.

That little fart of a "singer" should have blown away months or years ago, as is the rule for his kind.
Agreed.  All that we must do now is track down the cretins who found him and have you relieve them of their duties.

What?  And fuck with the Free Market™?  Are you MAD?
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:10:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2012, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 31, 2012, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.

That little fart of a "singer" should have blown away months or years ago, as is the rule for his kind.
Agreed.  All that we must do now is track down the cretins who found him and have you relieve them of their duties.

What?  And fuck with the Free Market™?  Are you MAD?
Well he didn't just pop out of the Free Market™'s tired stretched out smelly vagina randomly.  My best estimate says that someone fucked the Free Market around 9 months before Justin Bieber appeared on the scene while you and I weren't looking.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2012, 04:28:12 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

I got Bill Hicks.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 01, 2012, 06:22:57 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 04:28:12 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

I got Bill Hicks.

Me too.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 03:13:27 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:10:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2012, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on May 31, 2012, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 30, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 30, 2012, 07:53:49 PM
Beliebers (rabid Justin Bieber fans)

You will now tell me that this doesn't really happen.

I'm afraid somethings have changed whilst you were in the afterlife.

That little fart of a "singer" should have blown away months or years ago, as is the rule for his kind.
Agreed.  All that we must do now is track down the cretins who found him and have you relieve them of their duties.

What?  And fuck with the Free Market™?  Are you MAD?
Well he didn't just pop out of the Free Market™'s tired stretched out smelly vagina randomly.  My best estimate says that someone fucked the Free Market around 9 months before Justin Bieber appeared on the scene while you and I weren't looking.

WAT
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 06:49:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

NewSpag is like a living embodiment of the MW Candle Altar.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 07:05:13 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 01, 2012, 04:28:12 AM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

I got Bill Hicks.
Its not there any more.  Thanks a lot YouTube, you made me look stupid.  Admittedly not something I usually need help with,
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 07:26:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 06:49:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

NewSpag is like a living embodiment of the MW Candle Altar.

I am have become dumber simply because I read that post.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 07:42:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 07:26:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 06:49:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: NewSpag on June 01, 2012, 01:52:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 01:35:49 AM
And then Bieber did this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc).
Was the featured video that youtube provided on that video called "Satan" for anyone else, or does youtube just know that I'm the type of evil weirdo who would click on that link?

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

NewSpag is like a living embodiment of the MW Candle Altar.

I am have become dumber simply because I read that post.

HURRRRRRRRRRRR?
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Freeky on June 01, 2012, 07:43:22 PM
NewSpag did get over his "LOL I'M SO CRAYCRAY!" deal.  Also I think he's a kid, which means he doesn't really know what evil is.
Title: Re: Research someone should do sometime.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 07:44:41 PM
HURRRRRrrrrrrr K.