Past annoyance, ignoring restrictions, I heard. Let's sort it out, if you wish. I think something's been taken the wrong way. If you don't wish, fair enough.
Cant remember specifics only that i was certain youve irked me a couple of times in the past. It was really the spontaneous human combustion thing after id already asked for serious job suggestions. Its possible that im conflating you with someone else. Ive been having dificulty remembering whos who and whos new. I have until last week been pretty preoccupied since march. If youd like carte blanche you got it. Im easily irritable at times but equally friendly. Fuhgit abowdit kehd. Weah fuckin squayah. If yerevah in thuh hub ill get ya a beeah dood.
Ok, I skimmed through your posts, and I only found one other thing that irked me, and that was pretty minor. Nothing to actually warrant my anger towards you. It's clear to me that I am actually confusing you with someone else. So, my apologies.
But when I figure out who that other bastard is :argh!:
For some reason this makes me :lol:
It's a fair cop, guv'ner. Your honesty is much appreciated. I will endeavour for seriousness when appropriate. Apologies for spontaneous human combustion quips. I also apologise to anyone who has had lost relatives to spontaneous human combustion.
When you catch the other bastard, I'll git 'im as well.
I work a very serious job, and I cope with non-work jocularity usually.
I've also enjoyed your work, which is why I wanted to square things.
Please accept the following photo as a token of something, as mailing you beer is more expensive.
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Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 05:51:29 AM
It's a fair cop, guv'ner. Your honesty is much appreciated. I will endeavour for seriousness when appropriate. Apologies for spontaneous human combustion quips. I also apologise to anyone who has had lost relatives to spontaneous human combustion.
When you catch the other bastard, I'll git 'im as well.
I work a very serious job, and I cope with non-work jocularity usually.
I've also enjoyed your work, which is why I wanted to square things.
Please accept the following photo as a token of something, as mailing you beer is more expensive.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/5/29/16/enhanced-buzz-wide-21823-1338324629-30.jpg)
That's friggin adorable, but I hear koalas have poisonous fangs and eat babies covered in rattlesnakes. The rattlesnakes, of course, are the koalas' doing, since they like to have a balanced meal.
It's actually the claws you have to look out for. I think rattlesnakes are the one poisonous thing in this world that didn't make it to this continent. Evrything else, yes, will kill you, silently.
If you sit still in the right forest for long enough, you will see a koala fall from a tree with a big thud. They are off their face permanently from Eucalyptus, in case you needed some marsupial facts.
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
It's actually the claws you have to look out for. I think rattlesnakes are the one poisonous thing in this world that didn't make it to this continent. Evrything else, yes, will kill you, silently.
If you sit still in the right forest for long enough, you will see a koala fall from a tree with a big thud. They are off their face permanently from Eucalyptus, in case you needed some marsupial facts.
Stuff that's not from New England or Northwestern Europe is weird.
Fuckin' Arizona has poisonous dry things everywhere
Florida has big poisonous wet things
South America has big poisonous wet things as well as ants that will clean your bones in 20 minutes. And diseases.
Africa has a couple of poisonous things, but even if they're not poisonous or fanged they're big and/or fast. And diseases.
Australia has mammals with pouches, some of which will stalk you and fuck your shit up.
Antarctica has penguins, which I'm certain are also poisonous.
Asia has Japanese people, which while not poisonous, will create entertainment that will give you seizures. And other entertainment that will make your brain explode from confusion.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 07, 2012, 06:10:10 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
It's actually the claws you have to look out for. I think rattlesnakes are the one poisonous thing in this world that didn't make it to this continent. Evrything else, yes, will kill you, silently.
If you sit still in the right forest for long enough, you will see a koala fall from a tree with a big thud. They are off their face permanently from Eucalyptus, in case you needed some marsupial facts.
Stuff that's not from New England or Northwestern Europe is weird.
Fuckin' Arizona has poisonous dry things everywhere
Florida has big poisonous wet things
South America has big poisonous wet things as well as ants that will clean your bones in 20 minutes. And diseases.
Africa has a couple of poisonous things, but even if they're not poisonous or fanged they're big and/or fast. And diseases.
Australia has mammals with pouches, some of which will stalk you and fuck your shit up.
Antarctica has penguins, which I'm certain are also poisonous.
Asia has Japanese people, which while not poisonous, will create entertainment that will give you seizures. And other entertainment that will make your brain explode from confusion.
New England has the Wahlbergs.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 07, 2012, 06:25:49 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 07, 2012, 06:10:10 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
It's actually the claws you have to look out for. I think rattlesnakes are the one poisonous thing in this world that didn't make it to this continent. Evrything else, yes, will kill you, silently.
If you sit still in the right forest for long enough, you will see a koala fall from a tree with a big thud. They are off their face permanently from Eucalyptus, in case you needed some marsupial facts.
Stuff that's not from New England or Northwestern Europe is weird.
Fuckin' Arizona has poisonous dry things everywhere
Florida has big poisonous wet things
South America has big poisonous wet things as well as ants that will clean your bones in 20 minutes. And diseases.
Africa has a couple of poisonous things, but even if they're not poisonous or fanged they're big and/or fast. And diseases.
Australia has mammals with pouches, some of which will stalk you and fuck your shit up.
Antarctica has penguins, which I'm certain are also poisonous.
Asia has Japanese people, which while not poisonous, will create entertainment that will give you seizures. And other entertainment that will make your brain explode from confusion.
New England has the Wahlbergs.
Yeah, but they're not weird, they're weeyahd
Theh wicked weeyahd.
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 07, 2012, 05:12:38 AM
But when I figure out who that other bastard is :argh!:
oooh THAT guy! He's been ruining the forums since FOREVER. Good luck catching the cunt.
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 07, 2012, 05:12:38 AM
But when I figure out who that other bastard is :argh!:
oooh THAT guy! He's been ruining the forums since FOREVER. Good luck catching the cunt.
I'm down to a shortlist of 14. 13, if I don't count myself.
Superb! Press on, if we get below eight we can probably write off the rest as necessary collateral.
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 08, 2012, 11:07:37 AM
Superb! Press on, if we get below eight we can probably write off the rest as necessary collateral.
The other seven would probably have ended up flouncing anyway.