Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2012, 07:59:44 AM

Title: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2012, 07:59:44 AM
ASK ME DRUNK!
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 08:09:13 AM
If there were elections for God, who would you vote for?
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2012, 08:16:37 AM
From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 07, 2012, 08:17:41 AM
You ever get that pit stink that just doesn't go away even after a thorough scrubbing? What do you generally do about that?
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 07, 2012, 08:20:31 AM
It's probably something you're eating.
I don't even get pit stink since I quit meat, but even meat doesn't make invincible pit stink.
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on June 07, 2012, 08:20:55 AM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 07, 2012, 08:16:37 AM
From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.

Holy fuck. Sounds sober to me.
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Freeky on June 07, 2012, 08:21:07 AM
On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 07, 2012, 08:23:20 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 07, 2012, 08:21:07 AM
On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: Salty on June 07, 2012, 08:28:45 AM
If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2012, 08:34:14 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 07, 2012, 08:21:07 AM
On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

When I posted the thread I was somewhere around Kris Kristofferson, now I've tapered off to about a threeve.
Title: Re: I AM ANYTHING.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2012, 08:35:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 07, 2012, 08:28:45 AM
If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?

1) A cactus.

2) A cactus.