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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2012, 05:50:34 AM

Title: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2012, 05:50:34 AM
I DON'T WANT JINGOISM IN A GODDAMN SNACK CRACKER!

(http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_121233.jpg)

http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/ProductDetail.aspx?catID=2147

:crankey:
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 08, 2012, 06:36:22 AM
FINALLY - A REAL AMERICANTM CRACKER THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE ANDY GRIFFITH USED TO SHILL FOR RITZ
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: Triple Zero on June 08, 2012, 10:27:35 AM
RITZ IS THE BEST CRACKER THOUGH
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2012, 01:00:30 PM
I FIND THE CONCEPT OF "FIESTA CHEDDAR" TO BE PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING.
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.

I am going to send them a box.
Title: Re: CAIN, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS???
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2012, 03:15:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.

I am going to send them a box.

Oh HELL yes!

I am going to wipe out my local grocery store because these are sure to be in demand on eBay in a few years.