Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 12:32:24 AM

Title: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 12:32:24 AM
Pineapples.
Canned tuna.

Funny enough these are two foods i find unpleasant enough to avoid eating.

Now you.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 15, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
(http://trentseibert.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/sugarsmacks.jpg)
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 12:40:49 AM
Still mobile wont see for about an hour.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 15, 2012, 12:41:06 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 12:40:49 AM
Still mobile wont see for about an hour.

Kellogg's Sugar Smacks.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 12:41:52 AM
Oh i think ive had that too!
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 15, 2012, 12:47:20 AM
I'll be more attentive to the odors of my excretions and get back to you on that.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on June 15, 2012, 12:57:33 AM
Coffee, most days.

White wine, which I do not drink.

Asparagus. Well-known powerful urine flavourer.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 01:08:23 AM
Net if you havent noticed it probably does. I got tuna just before i left work. Pineapple is something i noticed recently.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Richter on June 15, 2012, 01:28:57 AM
Broccolli, Scotch, diesel fuel.

...and visually it occasionally has a louche like a good absinthe.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 01:35:06 AM
Your Mom.


RWHN,
-loves the classics.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2012, 01:39:31 AM
In summer, my piss frequently smells notably of cucumber, tomatoes, or melon.

Occasionally, it smells like whiskey.

And once a year, it smells like ORANGES FUCK YOU BASTARDS!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 01:56:53 AM
So rwhns piss smells like booze being excreted from someones pores and excessive amounts of perfume.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
on a good night.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 02:27:52 AM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
on a good night.

Heh. Well, to be fair my mother is mostly recovered with occasional relapses. But it's pointless to use "your mom" on me. I love her to death, but there's always the chance that I can pull out some flaw that she has in response. Plus, she's not me. "You" is more offensive, even though I can be a stinky bastard at times.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on June 15, 2012, 02:46:30 AM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.

Like your Mum!

Sorry.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 02:55:44 AM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.

I figured. I occasionally like making people uncomfortable though. It amuses me.

Twid,
Even nice guys can be dicks sometimes
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Freeky on June 15, 2012, 04:10:05 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 01:39:31 AM
In summer, my piss frequently smells notably of cucumber, tomatoes, or melon.

Occasionally, it smells like whiskey.

And once a year, it smells like ORANGES FUCK YOU BASTARDS!!!!  :argh!:

Twice this year!
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Freeky on June 15, 2012, 04:11:18 AM
Also Bacon. Never when I have Bacon though.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 04:46:21 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 15, 2012, 04:11:18 AM
Also Bacon. Never when I have Bacon though.

My mom smells like prosciutto too because she and my stepfather like to think they're Iodálaí. They even live in the bleedin' North End (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_End,_Boston") which I marginally approve of since "te amo" means the same thing in Latin, and Nick went to Boston Latin School (which sucks because I went to Boston Latin Academy. Fuck their first public school in America! We're the most contiguous! AVE DRACO! DAMNATE LVPVM! ESSE STERCOREM ET MORI! [Phox correct as necessary, it's been awhile]).

Is Eireannach sibh go brach. Ni aon rud eile sibh ar chor ar bith. <-----Ta meisce orm<----"Ta meisce orm" is the most important Irish phrase you can learn in Irish. It will provide deep insight into why I'm speaking Irish when I'm doing it, USELESSLY, online.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
(http://trentseibert.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/sugarsmacks.jpg)

They look like a breakfast cereal we here in the civilised world call "Sugar Puffs"

Was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title and the reason I point blank refuse to eat a single Sugar Puff, EVAR!!!

One bowl and my piss smells like them for days. Just what the fuck is that shit doing to my kidneys  :eek:
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 12:38:44 PM
Yeah, but at least you get free bully magnets to put on your bike.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 15, 2012, 12:58:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
(http://trentseibert.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/sugarsmacks.jpg)

They look like a breakfast cereal we here in the civilised world call "Sugar Puffs"

Was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title and the reason I point blank refuse to eat a single Sugar Puff, EVAR!!!

One bowl and my piss smells like them for days. Just what the fuck is that shit doing to my kidneys  :eek:

The last time my pee smelled like sugar puffs, I hadn't eaten it in four fucking years!
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 01:59:32 PM
Evidence to support the theory of renal memory?
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Richter on June 15, 2012, 02:26:57 PM
Evidence to support that this thread is taking the piss.
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 15, 2012, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on June 15, 2012, 02:26:57 PM
Evidence to support that this thread is taking the piss.

EXHIBIT A:

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 04:46:21 AM
My mom smells like prosciutto
Title: Re: Weird things your piss has smelled like.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 04:37:08 PM
:lulz:

.....




:lulz:

ok past twid. Ok.